Disclaimer: Buggy sees London, Buggy sees France, Buggy sees Numy-pie in his underpants, but he does not belong to her.

A/N: Lioness: Buggy...why did you say that...and how do YOU even know that Numair even wears underpants?
Buggy: That is not a known fact.
Lioness: Then why did you say it???
Buggy: Dude it's rhyme. Meant to be funny, you know, laughter and such.
Lioness: And is it child-friendly? Or Lioness-friendly? I think not...
Buggy: Well that my dear Lioness is why it's rated K , kinda like PG.
Lioness: You didn't answer the second question. How is it LIONESS-FRIENDLY?? It's not very nice of you to send my mind right to the gutter...
Buggy: I am not the one who was visualizing (maybe). It's your own fault that you tried to see Numy-pie in his non/existant underwear. Or would you rather I said Rosto -winks-?
Lioness: BUGGY!!! EWWW!! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT KEEPING IT G RATED????????
Buggy: Dude I was joking. Get your mind out of the the gutter, you'll contaminate the water.
Lioness: Buggy, shut up.
Buggy: You see what I have to put up with?-grumbles about wishing away Lioness, goblins, and oubliettes-
Lioness: Buggy, how do you know that Jareth will even listen to you? Hmm?(Just to let y'all know, Buggy and I watched Labyrinth this week, which all of you should watch, too. It's awesome!)
Buggy: All I have to say is that my best friends, cousins, uncles, pet monkies, Grandma is a goblin with connections. Plus Jareth is my friend we hang out all the time, why did you think my hair looks like this?
Lioness: Dude, you hang out with an owl. Not an owl that turns into the Goblin King. An owl. Got it?
Buggy: That's what you mere mortals think.
Lioness: -steps FAR away from Buggy- You know what, I think I'm going to leave you alone, and go do something else...that doesn't involve being dragged off to a mental institute...
Buggy: Speaking of mental institutes what was last Author's Note? You stole Phantom and I want him back!!! He's mine and I can't sing without him.
Last time: Lioness: PLUSHIE!!! Yay!! Also, let me rephrase what my friend said: Reviewing would make our day! Please? -Takes away Buggy's mask- Sweetie, this isn't Phantom of the Opera...-Runs away from Buggy-
Buggy: Give it back!! Buggy warned you not to touch the mask, now you can never be free!
Lioness: And I care, why?

How will this end? Is Lioness going to be punjabed by Buggy(who stole it from Phantom of the Opera) or will she get away and poke Buggy to death? Find out! Next time...
(Buggy: I did not mean aforementioned statement kindly. I meant review or I am crashing chandeliers[or any form of light I can find
Lioness: Stop it. The end was up there -points, then drags Buggy off screaming for Erik-)
Buggy: I still haven't gotten my mask back, and the one that Jarry (Gobin King's nickname[shh I didn't tell you that) made me is uncomfortable. It chafes horribly.
Lioness: -- Oh, shut it. I don't want to hear about how the NON-EXISTANT mask chafes...
Buggy: Your just jealous because you don't even have a mask to complain about.
Lioness: Am not.
B: R 2
L: Not.
B: R. Wait y r we txting?
L: Not. I wasn't. You are/were.
B:Rotfl. LOL. R
L: Not. Shut up.
B: OMG thts it. idk wat im doing, but its gonna b bad
L: Buggy. Shut. Up. NOW!
B:-charges towards L- FLOCKNOBBINWEHA-tackles L and steals plushie-
L: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLUSHIEEEEEE!!!!!! BUGGY!!! GIVE IT BACK!!!
B:-laughs maniacally- NVR!
L: -Tackles B and takes Rosto plushie back then duct tapes B to the wall, and walks away humming and skipping- Hehe. I win.
B: That's what you think.-saws out of duct tape with her teeth-. I am B you can't beat me. Now let the nice people read and Review!!!!!!!! Please-makes slightly disturbing pout face-
Lioness: So, everyone, thanks for reading, and putting up with this REALLY long author's note. Thankies to Lady Wolf for reviewing all the chapters and for not refusing to talk to me. You'll see more of Lioness and Buggy soon...after I run away from Buggy and hide for a while...
Buggy: I would also like to thank: Orohippus, Sweet Sammy Boo, Kally, and Alanna is My Hero for reviewing as well. You guys rock!

Chapter 4: BOOM (oops)

At every time in any relationship the two involved people get in a dangerous explosive fight. Now if Numair and Daine were normal people that wouldn't be a problem, but they aren't.

Daine and Numair were magically transported to the west wing, and not by their own powers.

"You two are behaving like children, no you're worse than children you are like the Graveyard Hag and Kyprioth sugar high." Weiryn was sick and tired of watching the two mortals fight over something so ridiculous. "As your father and… whatever, I am forcing the two of you to work this out now!" Weiryn disappeared to the Divine Realms.

Left alone together Dainy-poo and Numy-pie watched each other for few moments in silence.

"You burned my books!"

"You stole Cloud!"

"Dumped my potion!"

"You killed the People to decorate our room with them!"

"You told your father!"

(Buggy:"Monkey's Uncle!" Sorry I felt the need to add to this conversation. –Lioness drags Buggy off and duct tapes her to the wall-)

"I hate you!"

"Well then maybe I should go back to Varice!"

"Maybe I should have stayed in Carthak with Ozorne and left you to rot!"

Now an angry Numair is a dangerous Numair. Mentioning aforementioned emperor mage was the only way to infuriate him faster than the speed of light. As soon as the words came out Daine knew she had gone too far. Numair's face went red, then a frightening white, the air around him started to crackle with tension.

Running for cover our terrified wild mage grabbed her dragonet and hid behind a faux fur covered statue of King Jon ( the one with the fake hair color). BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Alanna:

Our Lioness (not the one writing the story, idjits) reached for the door knob in front of her. Only to find that there was no reason to use the door, there were no walls on her room.

"Wha-Why-How-Whe-DAINE!!!!"

Jon (with the fake hair color):

Our illustrious and faux hair color King was in his royal rooms getting his hair dyed when he too found the rooms had no walls. Sadly in his position everyone was standing outside, seeing him in a towel alone, singing "I feel like a woman", and dying his hair. Screaming like the little girl he was inside, he ran for cover behind one of his own faux fur covered statues.

Half an hour(and Jon having a tantrum) later:

"Daine how could you do this again!"

"Hey, don't look at me it's totally all Numy-pie's, I mean Numair's fault."

"Numair how could you!"

"Hey leave him alone, no one is allowed to yell at him but me!" Numair seemed to perk up at this.

"Daine, are you defending me?"

"Yes."

"Magelet I love you."

"Me too master mage."

Jon walked into the throne room and sat on his throne pouting.

"Well that's great for you guys, but my prettyful palace has been destroyed!"

"Jon, darling we have three other palaces." Thayet had walked in also to keep crowd control.

Three Days later:

Peace had been restored as much as possible in the Salmalin household. That's right dear reader, they were married in the ruins of the West Wing. Numair patented his lemony-chicken flavoring and got his books back. Daine found Cloud and was told none of the faux fur was real. King Jon eventually forgave them (after making a public announcement that his hair color was natural, and that he was experimenting [much to Alanna's disappointment everyone believed him).