Yeah an authors note. I hate them to I know but yeah so to get it over with. I don't own twilight or nuttin except Fate. I will be busy with school for a while so I don't know how fast I will get to another chapter. And because you guys sat through this boring Author's Note I'm gunna Jazz it up a bit. So here are some funny sayings or small story's from other stories or ones I made up enjoy also thx u to the authors who did make some of them up.
Mine: That's life for you. Once it seems like there's a break, something else pops up and then you get a reality slap in the face that tells you, you suck! And you suddenly find yourself back to where you started from
Author of another story: But," he tried to disagree with me. I was getting frustrated with him trying to take the blame. "No Embry. But nothing. Everything happens for a reason, if not, all these things that happen to us wouldn't and life would be pointless
Author of another story: "Well Seth must be very happy with his girlfriend made from China. Now tell me how does Ken feel about his girl dating other men?" She frowned. I gasped. "And who will keep the Barbie California Dream Van." I shook my head. "The world as we know it will come to an end."
Mine: A to the W with a hint of E,S,O,M finish off with a sick little E.
Mine: There was a girl and a guy fighting and the guy says bring it on and she's like ok and pulls out a bug sharp sward her like OMG WHAT IS THAT and she's like its my sward? And he's like that is not a sward and she's like yeah your right and he's like I am and she's like yeah it's my big POINTY STICK!
haha me and my pointy objects