Kei-Kei Yuki: This one-shot goes out to the ones who requested for the Fem! Soma and Kuga interaction during the leaf viewing, well here it is. By the way, I sorta adore Kuga, he is just so darn adorable, yet sadistic and evil at times~! I also love Akira too, follow by Ryou, and Shinomiya too. It just so many hot guys to love~! XD

Fourth Serve: Leaf Viewing

Watching the comical scene before her, Rindo tried to hold in the round of laughter that was about to explode. Watching her dear Kuga flirt and have his way with the oblivious first year, Yukihira Soma. He was sitting comfortably in her lap, enjoying her warmth as she seemed to not mind him invading her personal space. Taking a look at the rest of the first years, she could tell they were definitely the ones who were having a problem instead.

Kuga happily chatted away with the redhead, ignoring the jealous glares the rest of the first years were throwing his way. "Yukihira-chin feels so warm and soft! Maa, I can relax here all day~!" gloated Kuga, dipping his head farther into Soma's bosom. This action did nothing but spike the first-years' malice auras.

"Hmm, is that so? Senpai sure does look to be enjoying himself. I didn't know I was that comfy." 'Yep, she was definitely an air-head,' concluded Rindo, eyes on how Kuga was in Soma's lap like it was his own personal throne.

"You're perfect, Yukihira~! How about a quick suggestion? Let's all end this boring and lame meeting. That way Yukihira-chin and I can have some quality alone time, okay? Okay! Shoo! Bye-Bye! I don't wanna see your ugly faces anymore. Even though Yukihira-chin is the cutest thing here! Bye, brats!" Kuga dismissed the gang of first years, along with the rest of the Elite Ten of Totsuki, as if they were annoying flies getting in his way.

From the corner of her eyes, Rindo caught sight of Alice Nakiri, trying to calm down her servant boy, who was about to place on his signature bandana. Releasing a snicker, she could practically see each of the first years holding an imaginary knife in their hands with the purpose of slicing and frying Kuga's body on a hot pan.

"As if I would listen to a lovesick midget," said Eizan.

"Don't comment on my height, ya money-loving bastard!" snapped Kuga, going off on a rant on the Ninth Seat when a hand patted his head, pausing his rant.

"Mmm, I think senpai's height makes him cute. I see nothing wrong with it." Patting his head some more, Soma continued, "A matter of fact, it speaks of your strength and makes you cool in my eyes."

Anyone looking at the first-year could tell those words came from the sincerity of her heart. The smile on her face did nothing but prove how honest and true she was being. Rindo just knew that after those words were said, Kuga would be even more enthralled with the oblivious first year.

A clueless look entered Soma's eyes once she noticed how the rest of the first-year mates were glaring at Kuga. Who all of a sudden tackled Soma to the ground in a forceful hug, his head buried in her breasts, squeezing the life out of her, before suddenly releasing her. "Yukihira-chin, marry me! Come on! Come on! Marry me! We can get married right now! My parents are gonna love ya! You're so awesome~!" praised Kuga.

"Ano...Huh?" Soma blinked her eyes cluelessly, finding herself being dragged off to God knows where by Kuga. The others stared at the empty spot the two occupied a moment ago. Calmly, Rindo began counting backwards from three and right when she reached one, clouds of dust covered the area as the angry and jealous first years were bent on getting rid of a certain someone. With a mad speed, they rushed after the two, hoping to reach the two before Kuga began setting up any wedding plans.

Chuckling to herself, Rindo looked towards the sky and said, "Maa, Yukihira Soma... an interesting person has entered Totsuki." It was silent for a moment before Rindo thought of something. "...I hope I get to be one of the bridesmaids at the wedding. I bet the cake is going to be delicious! But... won't Kuga need a stool since she is taller than him?"

End of Fourth Serve: Leaf Viewing