Chapter 4: Backhanding a Fuggle
They both walked and stared at each other and said nothing until, "Ok so can we hold hands." Shigaraki asked directly with a period and not a question mark. "EVILDOERS DO NOT HOLD HANDS. THEY SNAP THEM OFF." Dark!Robin snarled nastily, spewing some tobacco into the ground as she stomped on the nearest 5 year old. "But...I...have done everything that you've asked...master..." He crankily garbled while scratching his neck. Dark!Robin punched his hands, which ended up snapping his wrists. He just sighed, he didn't feel pain anymore after being with Dark!Robin for an hour. She spat a wad of black juices onto the freshly mopped mall floor. "Fine." She extended one of her many deadhands. Shigaraki grabbed it but it disintegrated. She made another one. He grabbed it again but it disintegrated. She made a third one and he grabbed it and it disintegrated. She made a fourth one, and when he tried to grab it, she vehemently bopped him on the head, twisted his nipples, grabbed his face hand, and honked his nose three times counter-clockwise before he had a chance to open his feeble ashy mouth. "AUNT JEMIMAH!" She exclaimed, puking all over him at the sight of his roasted skin. Then she sighed, removed her glasses, and adjusted them on his nose. "Ok now you are cute." "..." He glared at her covering in puke, rotating broken wrists, and fresh foot stumps. "Uh...high five?" Dark!Robin held out her real hand. Shigaraki hesitated. "Come now, we're both handsexual villains here...you did a great job." Dark!Robin smiled warmly, a smile only achieved by someone who has descended into the dark pits of true villainy. He extended his broken wrist. Dark!Robin lowered her hand to help him out. He just about touched it when "SIIIIKE!" Dark!Robin lifted her hand high up in the air like a elementary schooler, causing Shigaraki to fall forward flat on his face. "HAHAHA, A TRUE ACT OF ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, LYING TO ONE'S NEIGHBOR!" Dark!Robin triumphantly gleemed with archeological pride, viewing her toned biceps in the process. Just then she was knocked flat on her ass by what felt like a stump leg. Shigaraki kicked her in the left testicle which caused her to ROAAAAAAAARRRRRR. Shigaraki rolled over and high-fived her face and she disintegrated into the dark nothingness from which she came. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bitch." Shigaraki smiled. And so Dark!Robin became Dead!Robin and that is the story of how Shigaraki got the third hand on his left shoulder YOU DON'T HAVE TO WONDER ANYMORE PEOPLE I JUST SPOILED BOKU NO PICO CHAPTER 234 SURPRISE CROSSOVER YOU'RE WELCOME.