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Harry Potter and the Stork
Chapter 4
The box held gloves, Tamiflu, the vaccine and antidote for Avian Bird flu, and some strange box that made a constant beeping noise. Hermione paid no attention at all to it. She swallowed the antidote for the virus, and became instantly well. She then put on the gas mask that I forgot to mention. Dumbledore then came into the prefect's bathroom. "So, how's it ... Why do you have a gas mask on your face?" Hermione then told Dumbledore, "Dumby BORE, you don't really realize that a strain of Avian Bird flu is spreading through Gryffindor Dormitory, do you?!" Dumbledore then expelled Hermione. He then evacuated the premises, except for Gryffindor House. Then he called the British Air Force and said, "The terrorists are located at Hogwarts School." Then he hung up. So 5 British bombers went towards Hogwarts and started their bombing run. Meanwhile, Harry, Hermione, and Alex were in their empty castle along with the SWAT team fighting the Bird flu. "I got a sick SWAT guy over here! OK, fix him up! Crap, I hear noise! It's probably the train coming with the next semester of kids. But what's with the high pitched 'eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww'? IT'S A BOMB! Runnnnnnnnnnnnn!" Alex, "safe and sound" on the sofa, started crying. It was the last sound that Harry heard from his baby. The section that Harry and the others used to be in was blown away by one bomb, taking Alex and a SWAT guy with it. They were coming around to bomb again. "They're going to doze the whole place! We only have 4 SWAT people left and you and me! I know. Let's cry and kiss. OK!" So Harry and Hermione went out to the Womping Willow, avoided its branches, and started crying, sobbing, and hugging each other. Then they started to kiss. "Oh Harry, you're better than I imagined!" He stared at her. "You've liked me?" Hermione said, "Yes. I've loved you since I first met you." Then Hermione remembered that Harry still had bird flu and that the effects of Tamiflu were starting to wear off. "Hey Hair, I'm going to peek outside and see how much of the castle they've destroyed." He replied, "OK sweety, see you in a minute." Hermione then ran outside, found out that the castle had been razed, and used the pay phone conviently located next to the Womping Willow to call Dumbledore. "Dumby, I want you to pick me up. OK honey." (She was his daughter) So a helicopter with missiles came and picked her up. Then Harry, confused with all the noise, came out and yelled at the helicopter. "Oh, mercy me! Save me! I didn't want to cause you any harm!" The Womping Willow hit Harry and broke his arm. "OOOOOOHHHHHH My ARM!!" The helicopter backed up, took aim, and fired a flurry of machine gun and missiles at Harry. The tree fell down on top of Harry, killing him instantly. Hermione, inside of the helicopter, said "Thank you so much for picking me up. I swear, that within the next five minutes, he was going to rape me!" Let's slow down for a little bit. Harry, Ron, 1 SWAT guy, and Alex, Harry's baby, are dead. Let's switch over to the SWAT team. (over in the forest) "OK, guys, we were just in a magic school that got blown up, and a wizard's son is DEAD. We should've gotten him! That is our duty! Except for Bob dying. That was tragic. Wait a minute, I hear a noise. It sounds like beeping...
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