Avengers and PJO Cross
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)
"Okay that's one Asguardian free from mind control of a mad titan." Percy called sauntering into the room again, the Big Three and a sulking Loki behind him only for them to all pause and stare.
"Um…Ria? Why is your mom making out with Lady Artemis?" Percy asked looking at his snickering wife who was taking pictures of everyone's faces on her phone.
"Turns out that the Hunters only swore off men, not sex. Mom pointed it out and is now taking advantage of that fact." Maria explained smirking slightly as the others stared wide eyed and red faced at the two kissing goddesses.
"What the heck?" Victoria Hand asked entering the room with a report in her hands only to stop and stare at the group of Gods and Goddesses, especially the two women making out.
"Mom finally point out the exploitable hole in the Hunters Oath?" Victoria asked looking at Maria and Percy after a moment of staring, pushing up her glasses as she returned to her aloof expression.
"Yep. How's it going sis?" Maria asked looking at her half-sister who smirked slightly at her.
"I received a report of strange activity from the HUB that was highly classified and labeled urgent so I came to give it to you or Fury." Victoria said smirking at her younger half-sister as she handed the report over to Fury.
"You two are related?" Coulson asked looking between the two of them and making them both look at him.
"Yeah we're half-sisters on our moms side. We're two of very few of mom's many kids that care more about helping others and fighting than about our looks. Tori is older than me but not by much." Maria said smiling warmly at her sister who smirked back at her while Aphrodite pulled away from the wide eyed and dazed Artemis whose face matched her hair.
"Victoria darling! I thought I sensed you on the ship!" Aphrodite said turning and beaming at the sight of another of her children, rushing over to hug the taller woman.
"Hello Mother. Finally clued Lady Artemis into the hole of her oath I see." Victoria said with a smirk while Artemis shook her head repeatedly and then looked at Victoria.
"You knew of the hole in the oath?" Artemis demanded making Victoria raise an eyebrow but smirk as she put her hands on her hips.
"Of course I did. How else do you think I got away with sleeping with roughly half of your Hunters over the years? I noticed the loophole the first time I heard you telling the oath to that Hermes daughter back when I was ten." Victoria said making Artemis's jaw drop while Maria and Percy both began snickering and Aphrodite outright laughed as a few hunters blushed or looked embarrassed.
"That's my girl! How's that girl of yours doing nowadays? One of Ares's daughters isn't she?" Aphrodite said proudly and making Victoria roll her eyes at the question.
"As if you don't know. I know for a fact that you keep a close eye on but don't interfere with all of your mortal children's love lives." Victoria said smiling slightly to take the bite out of her words.
"I do yes, Ares on the other hand…" Aphrodite trailed off glaring over at the large biker who shrugged his shoulders.
"My kids can handle themselves and don't need me fighting their battles for them, specially the girls. Vicious little fighters girls are." Ares said shuddering slightly and making the Goddesses look pleased.
"You don't have many daughters bro but the ones you do have are able to take down a platoon on their own, and we all know how protective you are of your girls. I don't see you giving any of your sons an electric spear… or half of the presents you've given Izabelle." Apollo said grinning at his half brother who looked a bit sheepish.
"My eldest child is the one most like me, taking out whoever she wants whenever she wants for whatever price she wants… of course I'm going to give her an extra few gifts every now and then. She's earned em unlike some of the rest of my brats." Ares said scowling to try and retain his tough image.
"There are only two people who can tell Izabelle what to do and she'd actually listen, her father and her girl." Percy said pointing at Ares and then Victoria who both shrugged slightly.
"Love and War go hand in hand most of the time, is it really so strange that a child of War ended up with a child of Love?" Victoria asked raising an eyebrow at her brother-in-law who shook his head in the negative.
"No but it is strange to see the eldest mortal daughter of War being a complete softy." Percy quipped back making Maria snicker while Victoria frowned.
"You know she's only a softy for me." Victoria pointed out causing Percy to snort slightly.
"I know, and she says I'm the one who's whipped. At least I admit it, she doesn't." Percy said making Victoria raise an eyebrow at him before looking mildly bored. Maria immediately began filming this. She knew her older sister very well, the two of them were extremely close due to being some of Aphrodite's few children who weren't sluts/obsessed with their looks. She knew her sister was about to channel their mother!
"I wasn't aware you went into our sex closet. So she likes being whipped on occasion, so what? Usually I'm the one who's tied down." Victoria said shamelessly, making more than a few people blush bright red. Aphrodite broke out laughing at Percy's wide eyed deer in the headlight look along with his cherry red blush.
"And you once again prove that you are in fact Aphrodite's daughter." Athena said looking embarrassed and a bit golden pink in the cheeks, as did some other goddesses. The Gods, except for a sick looking Ares, all had nose bleeds and Maria was laughing her ass off as well.
"And proud of it." Victoria admitted bluntly with a tiny smirk on her face.
"Oh those stupid mother fuckers. Oi Mr. Hill! You up for helping solve another issue for me?" Fury asked looking at Percy who blinked slightly before snickering.
"The name's Percy Mr. Pirate. And our last name is Jackson not Hill, she just uses that last name for work purposes. Sure though, whatcha need?" Percy asked looking at Fury who scowled at him while Maria and Victoria both snorted slightly.
"We told him that eyepatch made him look like a pirate multiple times." Victoria said amused and earning a withering glare from Fury.
"Hub's being compromised. No one there knows you so I need you to infiltrate it and sort out the rot problem."