Naruto's Retarded Sleepover

by Kurayami-kun

Update: 1/2/2011: Oh how poorly written this was, but it has many laughs to people for some reason. The title fits the story.

4. Itachi Arrives!

Warning: This story features burst-out laughing comedy and retartedness. Read with caution.

Chapter 4- Itachi arrives!!

"Ugh." Sasuke walked downstairs to the bathroom.

"Why I drink to much soda?" He thought and once he got in the bathroom. Deidera looked in the eyes of the beast. "Bark." The dog barked. Deidera pounced towards it. The dog did a karate kick to Deidera. "Yeah!" The dog yelled. "Hey, that's my line!" Dedera yelled.

You could hear a gun clacked. "Clay fire!" He yelled as clay came out. "Boom!"

Zetsu's face was red with scratchs. "My aching face!" He yelled as he rubbed his face on the grass. Then a dog came and lifted the leg. "No!"

Kisame sat down, stirring coffee. He forgot the mission.

Sasuke noticed once he left. A hand grabbed him!

"Itachi!" Sasuke yelled.

Myryu and Gaara came in the bathroom. Gaara put his foot on Itachi's head. Myryu flushed the toilet. "Ah!" Itachi yelled.