Saso: …sigh Kari-chan and Deidei aren't back yet…and I'm bored…oh, Kari-chan told me to put this up sooo…here…

Look Who Wants Saso

Sasori sat on his bed, bored outta his mind. Hidan was doing one of his strange rituals, Kakuzu was counting money, Kisame was hiding from him, and Itachi was no where to be seen. What made it worse was the fact that Kari, Deidara and Tobi weren't back yet. Sasori wondered what was taking so long. Suddenly, he felt an unfamiliar chakra in front of the door. He grabbed his Sandaime Kazekage puppet scroll and put it in his pocket just as the door swung open. Behind it stood a man that seemed familiar, yet not in the same way as when he had first met Deidara and the others. This guy made him feel like he wanted to beat the crap outta him. He had long black and his skin was pale…really pale. He seemed to have some sort of eyeliner and had a snake-like appearance. "So the rumors were true? Kukuku, well then, it'll be easier for me this way." the man stated, talking to himself. Sasori glared at him, "Who are you? If the others find you in here they'll kill you." The man just laughed. "Do you honestly believe that they would care if I did anything to you? After what you've put them through? They would probably be glad that I took you out of their hands." He said. Sasori felt a shiver go down his spine. This seemed really familiar, like if he'd gone through this before. "You're just lying to get me to let my guard down! They wouldn't let anything happen to me! They're my friends!" Sasori said, his glare darkening. The man just laughed again. "That's what you said the last time as well. And you were wrong then too." The man took a step closer to Sasori. Sasori took a step back. "W-who are you?" Sasori asked. "Orochimaru. We were partners once." Said the man who is now known as Orochimaru. Sasori gulped. Why is he here? Where're Deidei and Kari-chan? ...I'm a little…scared. Sasori thought. Orochimaru started to approach him. Sasori reached for his Kazekage puppet and said, "Stay back! I'm warning you!" Orochimaru chuckled, "What can a mere child do?" Sasori glared at him, he hated when people belittled because of his age. Orochimaru suddenly found the puppet at his throught. "So you want to fight do you?" Orochimaru asked, "Then I'll destroy you!" As Orochimaru charged at Sasori, a fist made contact with the snake man's face. Orochimaru slammed into the far wall. "The fuck are you doing here Orochimaru!?!" came Hidan. Sasori let out a sigh of relief, "Hidan-nii-san! This guy came outta nowhere and started saying that he used to be my partner!" Hidan glared at the sanin, "What do you want snaky? You want Sasori? Well that's a big fucking no!" Hidan grabbed his scythe and threw it at Orochimaru. Orochimaru dodged it and sliced off Hidan's head. "Mother fucker!" Hidan yelled as Orochimaru started to make his way to Sasori. The little puppet master moved his puppet to attack Orochimaru, but he dodged the attack and took a kunai to Sasori's throught. "You're coming with me Sasori, are we clear?" Orochimaru asked, pressing the kunai harder on the boy's skin. Suddenly, Sasori burst into tears. He was too frightened. "I WANT DEIDEI!!!!" he yelled. "Then it's a good thing I'm back un, KATSU!" The force of the explosion on the other side of the room threw Orochimaru and Sasori away from each other. Orochimaru slammed into the wall. Sasori felt someone catch him. He looked up to see Kari. "Kari-nee-chan!" Kari smiled at Sasori, "It's ok Saso-kun. We're back from the mission." She said in a comforting voice, wiping away the boy's tears. Sasori turned to see Deidara punching Orochimaru repeatedly until he vanished into a puff of smoke. Sasori saw that Deidara and Kari were covered in dirt. "Deidei, Kari-nee-chan, you're back!" Sasori yelled, running to Deidara. Deidara smirked as the redhead clung to him. It was at that moment that Hidan decided to let it known that he was there, "WILL SOMEONE GET SCROOGE OVER HERE SO HE COULD PUT MY FUCKING HEAD BACK ON!?!" Kari and Deidara turned to Hidan then sweat dropped.

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Pein sighed as he heard how Orochimaru was close to taking Sasori. "Well, it seems that XIII aren't the only ones that have their eyes on our young redhead. Well, from now on, where you two go, he goes." Deidara and Kari stared in shock at their Leader. "WHAT!?! THAT'S EVEN MORE DANGEROUS THAN LEAVING HIM HERE!!!!" they yelled simultaneously. Pein rubbed his head. "Actually, considering that Itachi and Kisame now have their own mission to attend to, it's safer than leaving him alone with Hidan and Kakuzu, don't you agree?" Kari and Deidara remained silent. Pein had a point. Hidan wasn't the safest person to be alone with. Pein smirked and stated, "So it's agreed. On the next mission, Sasori shall accompany you. You both are dismissed too complete the mission I have assigned you." With that he pointed to the door. Kari and Deidara exited and sighed. "I'll go get him ready un." Deidara said. Kari nodded and they both entered their rooms. "Deidei, what's wrong? You look tired." Sasori asked as soon as Deidara entered the room. "No, Sasori, get ready for a mission un." Sasori's eyes widened in excitement. Since he'd gotten there, he hadn't been allowed to go anywhere. He really wanted to go on a mission and help Deidara and Kari. He quickly went to grab some kunai pouches that he'd found full with clothes and puppets. Deidara raised an eyebrow. "I found these in the closet." Sasori explained. Deidara chuckled. Just like Sasori-dana to know whet it's for… he thought. "Let's go un." Deidara led Sasori put to where Kari was waiting…

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There's chapter four! No real tourcher here, just Orochimaru being a gay child molester!

Sasori: He scares me…

Deidara: Don't worry un. He comes back and he has to deal with me un!
(giggle) Anywho, next chapter our favorite little redhead goes on an S-rank mission! (stupid Leader being Leader-ish.)

Sasori: I finally get to get out of that place and away from the two morons!

Hidan and Kisame: HEY!

Sasori: I didn't say names…

Well, R&R and ttyl!