Later, at the building, Eddie and the others began heading upstairs.
TK: I can't believe he killed that defenseless shoe.
Ken: I guess Lazarus finally found someone truly evil to work for.
Then, they stopped and noticed a woman lighting a lighter before placing it near the baby buggy.
Valiant: (running) Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute! Hey, hey!
They stopped her for a minute before noticing a familiar Toon baby smoking a bit with his cigar lit up a bit.
Davis: (Notices) Herman?
Woman: I've been trying to make him quit but he just wont listen to me.
Baby Herman: (shrugs) Eh, what do you know you dumb broad? You got the I.Q. of a rattle. (notices) Hey, you Valiant and Team Warpstar?
Valiant: Yeah.
Daffy Duck: You were expecting, maybe, uh, the Addams Family?
Baby Herman: I want to talk to you about the Acme murder. (to the woman) Hey, psst, doll. Why don't you run downstairs and get me a racing form? (Smack her rear, yelping)
Woman: Oh! Okay, okay, I'm going. (Walks away and heads downstairs)
Valiant: The lady's man, huh?
Baby Herman: My problem is, I've got a 30 year old lust and a three year old dinky.
Valiant: Yeah, must be tough.
Tiff: So, why are you here?
Baby Herman: Valiant, guys, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer. I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell you, guys, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers.
Lydia: No kidding.
Baby Herman: Well Look at this. The paper said that Acme left no will. That's a load of succotash, and no, I'm not stealing Sylvester's quotes again.
Beetlejuice: What's a will?
Tiff: A will is a piece of paper that will allow you to own anything. For example, Toontown.
Baby Herman: Every Toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toon Town to us Toons. That will is the reason he got bumped off.
Valiant: So...has anyone seen this will?
Baby Herman: Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
Valiant: If you believe that that joker could do anything solid, the gag's on you pal!
Baby Herman: (frowns) Look, I just figured since you were the one who got my pal in trouble you might want to help get him out. I can pay ya.
Valiant: (glares) Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes! (Angrily pushes the carriage)
Baby Herman: Hey, no! Valiant, don't! (Collided with the woman an he drops his cigar) my stoogie! (Cries loudly like a baby)
The detective and Team Warpstar enter the office and Valiant slams the door. In the office, the paper was placed down while Eddie drank his shot glass. Beetlejuice was busy, watching the news on his TV.
Announcer: We'll be back with more of our serious intellectual debate after this news program.
Reporter: Police report a plane crash that happened last morning on the west side of the city.
Beetlejuice: This is the west side of the city!
Reporter: Police have no clue where this someone who was on the plane had got to now.
Beetlejuice: Lyds, there's been a plane crash on the west side of the city. This could be big for us.
Valiant: Weren't our fault the rabbit got himself in trouble. (drinking) All I did was take a couple of lousy pictures. (Trying to take off his gun hoister, he bent over an notices something in the picture of Acme with Jessica through the glass)
Yolei: You know, had you not taken those photos, Roger and Chihiro wouldn't be hunted by our enemies. What is it now, Eddie?
Quickly, he opened the drawer and took out a magnifying glass from the bag. He moved the paper before taking one of the papers he took earlier before they noticed the words "Last Will and Testament" written on it. Everyone else looked at what was written.
Valiant: (surprised) The baby was right.
Tuff: (Shocked) So that means Roger and Chihiro didn't kill Marvin because the will was missing.
Tiff: But how can we prove it if we don't have evidence?
Davis: (Pulls out the used napkin) We don't need to we've got everything we need right here. (Unfolds the napkin revealing chunks of dried paint and strains of brown hair)
Lydia: (Notices) What's that?
Davis: Hair and Paint strains from the scene of the crime. And once we analyzed these, we will find the true killer but we'll need Roger and Chihiro for this. But we don't know where they are.
Valiant: Ah, hell with it.
Bugs Bunny: Eddie, we can't leave them! Judge Doom will kill them! What are you even doing?
Valiant: (yawns) What do you think, taking a nap.
Daffy Duck: Great, now we'll have to do it our... (Stops speaking and sees something in the bed in and everyone noticed and didn't say anything)
As Valiant pulled down some drawers, with what appeared to be a fold up bed pulled out. Eddie jumped on the bed, removing his shoes, sighing before trying to sleep he's eyes popped open, he notices Roger and Chihiro sleep in his bed, Roger awakens and screams.
Both: AHHHHHH! (Three of them jumped out of bed quickly)
Valiant: (to Roger and Chihiro) How the hell did you two get in here?
Roger: Through the mail slot. I thought it would be best if we waited inside, seeing how we're wanted for murder.
Bugs Bunny: Roger, Chihiro, you're safe. (Happily rushes to Roger and Chihiro and hugs them) I was worried.
Chihiro: It's ok, Joy. We're fine.
Valiant: (nods) Yeah, no kidding! Just talking to you could get me a rap for aiding and abbeting. (realizes) Wait a minute, anybody know you two were here?
Roger: (shakes his head) Nope, nobody. Not a soul, except uh...
Valiant: Who?
Roger: Well you see, (Jumps on the bed to continue) We didn't know where you're address was. So we asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So we asked the fireman, the greengrocer, the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker. They didn't know! But the liquor store guy. He knew.
Beetlejuice: Great. Just great.
Valiant: (Angrily grabs Roger) So now the whole damn town knows about it!
Roger: Hey! Hey, Eddie, take it easy, will you? Please, Eddie, don't throw me out.
Tuff: Don't do it, Valiant! We still need him!
Valiant: (shoving) Come on get out of here. Get out! Get out of the door, will ya! Get out! (Tries to throw Roger out but Roger tries to struggle by holding on to the door)
Roger: You're making a big mistake. I didn't kill anybody. I swear. This whole thing's a set up. A scam. A frame job! Ow! (Eddie stretches Roger) Eddie, I could never hurt anybody! Ow! (straining) My whole purpose in life is to maaake, peeeeopllllle, (lets go) laugh!
Valiant: OWWWW!
Roger: (Hops on the bed) Okay, okay, sure. I admit it. I got a little seamed when you guys showed me those pictures of Jessica. So I ran down to the Ink- (Eddie tries to grabs him but jumps an lands on the same spot) & Paint Club. But she wasn't in her dressing room. So I wrote her a love letter.
Valiant: (confused) Wait a minute, wait a minute. You're telling me, that in a fit of jealousy you wrote you're wife a love letter?
Roger: (grins) That's right. I know she was just an innocent victim of circumstance.
Chihiro: Talking to her was my idea.
Valiant: I suppose you used the old lipstick on the mirror routine, huh?
Roger: (nods) Lipstick, yes. Mirror, no. (Pulls out a piece of paper with lipstick writing) I found a nice clean piece of paper. (Reads it aloud) "Dear Jessica, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. (bouncing) One one thousand! Two one thousand! Three one thousand! Four one thousand..."
Valiant: So why didn't you just leave the letter there? (Head back to his desk)
Roger: Obviously a poem of this power and sensitivity must- (Valiant yanked his ears, and tosses him aside) AHHHH! be read in person, so I went home to wait for her...but the weasels were there waiting for me and Chihiro. So...(gulps) So we ran.
Lydia: And you came here for our help?
Valiant: But why come to us? I'm the guy that took the pictures of your wife.
Roger: Yeah, and you're also the guy that helped these toons. Everyone knows that when toons in trouble, there's only one place to go: Valiant and Valiant. (About to sit down in the dusty chair)
Valiant: (to himself) Not anymore. (Notices Roger about to sit down) GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! (Roger looked a bit frightened before getting off of it.) That's my bother's chair.
Roger: Yeah, where is your brother anyway? (Looks a the picture of Eddie and his brother) He looks like a sensitive and, (glancing at Valiant) sober fellow.
Valiant: (Angrily grabs the phone) That's it, I'm calling the cops.
Roger: Go ahead! Call the cops! I come here for help and what do you do? You turn me in. No don't. Don't feel guilty about me. (Open the door) So long...and thanks for nothing! (Slams the door and piles of paper crashed down on the floor)
Valiant: (annoyed) That's the closet...(hangs up) Stupe. (Turns on the light an opened the closet door, looking around before looking where a trenchcoat hung. Then, out came a familiar rabbit with a familiar hat of Valiant's on him.)
Roger: (detective type voice) Eddie Valiant! (Slams the handcuff on Valiant) You're under arrest. Plplplplplll!
Valiant: GET OUT OF THERE! (Furiously pulls Roger out of the coat and onto the bed) (to Roger) Idiot, I got no keys for these cuffs!
Tuff: (laughs) Should have brought those keys with you, huh, Valiant?
Roger: Huh? (Turns around confused an hears a noise) Yaaaagghhh! (He shot across the room, dragging Valiant with him before looking at a vehicle crashing through the parking lot.)
TK: (Rushes to Roger) Roger, what's wrong? (Roger opened the blinds, noticing the weasels coming out of the van crossing the street with one early hitting the green suited weasel) (Shocked) Oh no!
Smart Ass: Come on! Get the lead out will ya! Move it would ya! Move it!
Roger: (Screams in horror) YAHHHH! IT'S THE TOON PATROL! (Dives under the bed) HIDE ME, GUYS, PLPLPLEASE! (Goes into the drawers, unknowingly Valiant bangs his head on the desk and another drawer opens up) Remember, you all never saw me.
Valiant: (glares) GET OUT OF THERE! (Angrily pulls Roger out of the drawers)
Roger: Don't let 'em- (Placed on the desk) Find us! Come on, guys. Come on, Eddie! Help me, Kirby, you're our only hope. (Scared and worried)
Smart Ass: (Knocking on the door) OPEN UP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
Roger: Plplplease Eddie. Friends. You know there's no justice for Toons anymore. If the weasels get their hands on us… we're as good as dip. (Shivered in fear)
Chihiro: (Begs to Eddie) Please, Eddie, help him. And me too.
Smart Ass: (in the background) We know where you are. We know you're in there! Open the door Valiant. Don't make us play rough, Valiant. We just want the rabbit.
Roger: What are we gonna do, guys? What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Valiant: What's this "we" stuff? They just want the rabbit.
Lydia: (glares at him) VALIANT!
Valiant: Ok, ok.
Lydia: Good.
Then the doorknob was shot out of the door before it opened up slowly. In came the weasels, looking around the place, noticing the place bare and empty.
Greasy: Hmmm, looks like they gave us the slip, huh boss?
Smart Ass: (Takes out his gun) Nah. Valiant's got him stashed somewhere. Come on (They enter the kitchen and notices the gang and Valiant) HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Valiant: (Turns to the weasels while at the sink) Hello, boys...didn't hear you come in.
Tiff: What can we help you with?
Smart Ass: (The pink cladded weasel pulled up a chair as he jumped up toward the chair & pointed his gun at the detective and the gang) Okay, wise guys, where's the rabbit and the girl?
Valiant: Haven't seen him.
Tiff: Nope, not even the girl.
Smart Ass: (Sniffs the sink and points at it) What's in there?
Valiant: (showing a sock) My lingerine.
Smart Ass: (covering his mouth) Gech! (Walks away)
Beetlejuice: (To Smart Ass) Come on. It doesn't smell that bad.
Smart Ass: (Covers his nose) See ya, Fellas.
Just as he turned away, Roger suddenly bursted out of the sink, coughing and gagging. Quickly, the others yelped before pushing him forcefully back in just as the leader weasel, hearing it, turned to the group, who only chuckled.
Smart Ass: (Notices) What's going on here?
Veemon: (Smiles nervously) Nothing.
Smart Ass: (Glares) Right. (Turns to the others) Search the place, and leave no stone unturned.
As they searched the office, the leader weasel goes up to Valiant and points his gun at him.
Smart Ass: Look, Valiant, we got a reliable tip off that the rabbit was here, and was corrugated by several others. So cut that bullschtick!
Valiant: You keep talking like that (holds a bar of soap) and I'm going to have to wash your mouth out. (Shoves the bar of soap into Smart Ass's mouth forcing to fall and trip into the office floor)
As that happened, Roger came out of the sink once more. However, the other weasels only noticed their leader on the ground, with soap on his mouth, starting to laugh hysterically.
Weasels: Hahahahahahahaha!
Smart Ass: (muffled) Stop that laughing! (Spits the bar of soap out of his mouth an his Wheezy knocking his toward the blinds, Then he takes out a plunger an angrily looks the other weasels) Stop that laughing! You know what happens when you can't...(whacks Psycho) stop...(whacks Greasy) laughing?!
Stupid continued laughing. Just then, Smart Ass threw the plunger toward Stupid's face, which was stuck on him.
Smart Ass: (glares) One of these days, you're gonna die laughing. As for you, Valiant and cappy, step out of line and we'll hang you and your laundry...out to dry. (He then splashed some water to the group, annoying them before the laughing weasel began leaving) He-he-he. (to the others) Come on, boys. Let's am-scray.
Roger came out of the sink, spitting a fountain of water out of his mouth.
Chihiro: (Relieved) Phew. That was close.
Valiant: They're gone.
Roger: (ringed the water out of his ears) Jeepers, Eddie! That was swell. You saved my life! How can I ever repay ya? (Then kisses Eddie before he angrily pulls him off)
Valiant: For starters, don't ever kiss me again! (Spits a bit before wiping his lips)
Fear: We have to find a place to hide.
Sadness: But where?
Eddie: I think I know a place.
MEANWHILE
In Judge Doom's hideout, there were animals being put into robots. It was a demonstration shown by Dr. Eggman to convince the X Organization to let him join them.
Dr. Eggman: Transformation 101. Bunnies to Badniks. Boom! Instant army. It needs to be a big army if I'm taking over the world.
Fish's Eye: You're quite an evil man.
Dr. Eggman: Yes. Yes I am. You're an evil team, right? And with your help, I'll not only rule the world, I'll finally destroy that blue nuisance, Sonic!
King Dedede: As well as dat dere Kirby!
Lazarus: Animals being put into robots. So evil. I'm not sure, due to your many past failures.
Escargoon: Don't be so difficult, Lazarus. You wanted to destroy Kari, right?
Lazarus: I guess so.
King Dedede: Well then, we should let him help us.
Lazarus: (reluctantly) Fine. (to Eggman) Of course you can join us.
Dr. Eggman: Thank you, Lazarus. I'm sure you won't be disappointed.
Lazarus: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm sure. But there's just one question?
Dr. Eggman: What is it?
Lazarus: Who is this Sonic?