'The Thrill of the Ninja' by Hyuuga Hizashi
Neji just stared at the book and thought well about this.
"Hmm...interesting" Neji said as he flipped the pages of the book.
Step 1. Tracking your enemy, the trail should be picked up well.
"Ha!" Neji laughed to himself silently as he imagined doing these steps to capture Tenten's heart.
"There they are..." Neji said as he saw footsteps on the ground that were going further and further as they grew from every step taken by Rock Lee and Tenten.
"Oh, Tenten-chan! Your youth blossoms so beautifully that it caught my heart to see your youth bloom again" Lee said this sweetly as Tenten blushed.
"What an ugly chat-up line..." Neji grunted.
Step 2. Pursue them silently making sure that they won't know your presence.
"What else is going on between them?" Neji said to himself as he shifted himself towards.
"What was that, Lee-kun?" Tenten said worriedly as she hugged Lee's right arm comfortably since she heard the bushes ruffling out of nowhere.
"Don't worry, Tenten-chan! Whatever it is, I will protect you with all my heart and that's a promise!!" Lee said raising his left arm to give his thumbs-up and flashing shiny smile.
"Oh, Lee, you're so youthful..." Tenten sighed lovingly as Lee nodded proudly.
"Show off..." Neji whispered angrily.
Step 3. The couple must be separated no matter what and take precautions that the male is the deadliest among their species.
"Cha!" Neji said as he wanted to laugh about this predicament but refused to do so as soon as he saw Tenten not letting go of Lee's arm.
"A-hole" Neji muttered.
Step 4. Set a trap that will lure the male shinobi away from his partner.
"This is quite easy..." Neji smirked as he transformed himself into the exact version of Gai, Team 13's sensei.
"OH LEE!!! WHATEVER SHALL I DO? I AM TRAPPED HERE! SAVE ME, OH YOUTHFUL STUDENT OF MINE!!!" Neji, who looked like Gai, said this convincingly like he can and even placed his hand on his forehead dramatically.
"Oh Tenten-chan! I must bid a due. I need to save Gai-sensei for he is the most youthful being I have ever met. My apologies again, Tenten but you must know that I love you oh so very much!" Lee yelled this with all his heart and kissed Tenten on the cheek before leaving to save Gai.
"I love you, too, Lee!!" Tenten said crying in tears of joy as she placed her hands to her chest feeling in love.
"He is a dead man..." Neji thought and then smiled evilly as soon as Lee came running towards him.
"Gai-sensei, what seems to be the matt-?"
WAPAK!!
Neji had just hit the most vital point in Lee's body that placed Lee in a state of unconsciousness.
"As I say..." Neji dismissed the jutsu and was back to his real self "...this is quite easy"
Step 5. With the male subdued, aim immediately to the female shinobi and capture her for further information
"You love him, huh?" Neji snickered as he pounced behind Tenten placing the tip of the kunai to her throat.
"Neji, what are you doing?" Tenten said being scared as Neji didn't reply and took her captive.
Step 6. Now as soon as possible, drag the captured female shinobi quickly before anything dreadful happens.
"Neji, how could you do this to me?! Lee, where are you?!" Tenten cried as she was inside the net that was dragged by a determined Neji.
"Hn!" Neji grunted as they were at the location.
Step 7. Place the hostage in a cage for a sufficient period until she has suffered enough
"Neji, please! It has been two years already! Don't you know how it feels to be locked in a cage forever? Hell, you've got the cage bird curse with the seal on your forehead!!!" Tenten complained as Neji was beside the cage and sitting peacefully.
"Oh don't worry; I'll let you out soon" Neji smiled mischievously.
"You keep saying that!" Tenten exclaimed as she was trying to rattle herself out of the cage.
"Tell me again how you love me more than that stupid Rock Lee" Neji said begging for it hungrily.
"AFFIRMATIVE! I HAVE MADE MY DESCISION! I SHALL DO THIS TO WIN TENTEN'S HEART AND TAKE HER AS MY WIFE!" Neji said as he drifted away from his imagination and slammed the book close.