Title: The Madness Generator
Author: Georgia M. (katiesmeghead)
Synopsis: A whole army of one-shots based off of random words from an online random word generator. Let the madness ensue…
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, nor do I receive any form of payment or anything advantageous from writing this story, it's purely for my own fun… how sad huh? So please don't sue me you wonderful people who own and designed these characters!
GENERATED WORD: Domestic
Leonardo stared with eager seven-year-old eyes at the book Donatello had let him 'borrow'. Without the luxury of the amazing glowing boxes so many of the humans had, Leo was determined to find out about humans through books.
However, the title was already proving to be a problem for the young turtle…
"Dome-stick Pi-so-cloggy?" With a shrug of his shoulders Leo decided to just make a start. More than once the words in the book would be too complicated but Leonardo could quite easily work out what he wanted to know from the pictures.
He soon noticed a pattern. In almost every picture there would be a big man and big lady, then a smaller girl and smaller boy, a really old person sitting with some strange pointy things and some string, and a big panting dog with the children. Scrunching up his nose he thought to his own family.
"Well, Mikey and Donnie are definitely the kids 'cause they always act weird. And Master Splinter is the old person, just without those sticks. I guess I could be the tall guy. But then what about Raphie?"
Snapping his fingers happily Leo decided he would ask the smartest turtle he knew; Donnie just had to know the answer.
Wandering into his brothers room, the Dome-stick Pi-so-cloggy book clutched to his chest, Leo grinned at his little brother.
"Hey Donnie?"
"Yeah Leo?" Don replied absently.
"Is Raphie a girl or a dog?" Blinking in surprise Donnie took one glance at his brother then grinned.
"Maybe he's both!" With that idea firmly set in their minds the turtles rushed off to pester Raphael, determined to find the true identity of their 'female dog' brother.