Hi! Sorry for making you wait, but I had a lot of homework. Today's theme comes from SwiftStar1. Sorry if I didn't choose you other guy's themes yet but you can keep trying.

Disclaimer: I don't own warriors.

Too much Randomness

In the middle of Thunderclan…

Leafpool was teaching Jayfeather how to sew.

Leafpool: "And then you weave through these holes with the needles and then Presto! You can sew!"

Jayfeather: "Why do I need how to sew? I'm a medicine cat, not a queen. And I'm blind!" Jayfeather then pokes himself with the needle. "Ow!"

Leafpool: "But it's a great skill to learn!" holds up a Crowfeather plushy. "I'm going to give it to him someday!"

Jayfeather: "Sigh"

Firestar then walks up to them with a cup of coffee in his paws.

Firestar: "Hey guys, what are you doing?" *sips coffee*

Leafpool: "Teaching Jayfeather the art of sewing"

Jayfeather: "Art, ART? How is this art? It's torture!" *pokes himself in the eye* points to eye. "See?"

Suddenly, Berrynose leaped out of nowhere like a ballerina.

Berrynose: *In a fancy accent* "You just can't see the beauty in art. You're just blind to art. Get it? Blind? Ho ho ho!"

Jayfeather: "You can shut up!"

Berrynose: "Oh but that wouldn't be as fun wouldn't it Reginald?"

Jayfeather: "My name is not Reginald!"

Firestar: "Guys, guys. Calm yourselves"

Jayfeather: "I'm not going to be calm if this weirdo is going to be here!"

Firestar: *takes out a rock* "Alright Poppyfrost, I choose you!" *throws rock* The rock then falls lamely on the ground and Poppyfrost then lamely pretended to come out of the rock like a Pokémon.

Poppyfrost: "Hello everyone!"

Firestar: "Poppyfrost! Use nag!"

Poppyfrost: "Berrynose! What did I tell you about bothering other cats? It's impolite and very bad mannered! I'm so ashamed of you blah blah blah…"

Berrynose: "Aah! Okay, I'll come with you!"

Then Poppyfrost dragged Berrynose on the scruff into the forest.

Firestar: "Nag, it's the best move."

Jayfeather: "I can't believe it but I agree with you."

Leafpool: "Come on Jayfeather! I need to show you the next step in sewing"

Jayfeather: "Uh, um oh Firestar! Don't we need to spin the wheel of themes?"

Leafpool: "Stop stalling!"

Firestar: "Yes Jayfeather, listen to your mentor/mother/warrior. But he's right, we should spin it now."

Firestar then walked up to the wheel in the middle of the camp and spun. Music played and the cats started gathering around the wheel. But for some reason, it was spinning longer than usual.

Firestar: "That's odd, why is it spinning for more than fifteen seconds?"

Then Brackenfur, the wheel's mechanic, walked up with his mechanic hat.

Brackenfur: "Well, I put oil on the spin thing to make it spin longer."

Firestar: "I guess we're just going to have to wait. And by the way, we're going to Windclan next."

Finally, the wheel stopped and the clan gasped.

Firestar: "This is much elaborating than before. But we can do it! The invasion begins tomorrow!"

So then Thunderclan worked all day getting microphones, horrible dancing lessons and making Leafpool sew stuff.

In Windclan…

The cats were having their napping festival.

Onestar: "ZZZZZ"

Ashfoot: "ZZZZZ"

Breezepelt: "ZZZZZZ"

Heathertail: "ZZZZZZZ"

Crowfeather: "SSSNNNNOOOOORRRREEE"

Then there was a sudden rumble in the distant.

Onestar: *drool coming out of mouth* "Hm? What's that?"

Then the lights went out (I know, you can't turn off the sun. But they did, don't ask me how) and the Windclan cats began waking up. The figures of the Thunderclan cats could be seen by Windclan.

Breezepelt: "What the Starclan is happening?"

Nightcloud: *Sniffs the air* "Looks like we have visitors" *growl*

So the Thunderclan cats kept coming towards them and they could see that they were wearing something obnoxious on them. Windclan has just woken up so they still have blurry eyes. When Thunderclan was close enough, the Windclan cats could see what they were wearing.

Heathertail: "What are they…?"

Onestar: He squints then gasped. "Oh Starclan no."

The Thunderclan cats were wearing pie suits.

Onestar: "Ashfoot, evacuate the camp!"

Ashfoot: "Ok Onestar, on my way!"

Firestar: "This will be the day we will convert you to craziness. Thunderclan, attack!"

Then Thunderclan barged into the camp. It was chaos. The Thunderclan cats started singing, and if you didn't know, they were the worst singers in the clans. And even worse, the Thunderclan cats were dancing too. They were ten times worse then singing. Their dancing was so horrid and lame; it made even the bravest warrior crumble. The Windclan cats were trying to evacuate but the Thunderclan's craziness made them weak. Meanwhile, Lionblaze bumped into Heathertail.

Lionblaze: "Uh hi Heathertail."

Heathertail: "What are you doing in a pie suit?"

Lionblaze: "Because the wheel-." He covers his mouth with his paws.

Heathertail: "Will?"

Lionblaze: "Uh, yeah the will. Longtail said in his will to dress up in pie suits and all of this craziness."

Heathertail: "Really, I didn't know that he was a crazy cat"

Lionblaze: Nods head. "Yes, he was"

Breezepelt: "Don't believe him! He's just ly-" He gets interrupted by Lionblaze ramming into him.

Lionblaze: "Oops, sorry. I always have this spasm attack once in a while. Jayfeather couldn't do anything to fix it."

He then jumps on Breezepelt and sat on him, making it impossible for Breezepelt to get up.

Lionblaze: "Oops, there I go again."

Meanwhile with Leafpool and Crowfeather…

Leafpool: Holds up her Crowfeather plushy with kawaii eyes. "This is for you!"

Crowfeather: "Oh thanks I really-" Sees Nightcloud staring at him with flaming eyes. "Uh, I mean I don't want it"

Leafpool: "But, but, I made it just for you." Has tears in her big kawaii eyes.

Crowfeather: Looks at Leafpool's kawaii eyes and Nightcloud's flaming eyes. "I can't take it anymore!" He then grabs Ashfoot and throws her at them. "Here have my mom!" he then runs away.

Ashfoot: "What..?"

Thunderclan began singing "We are the Champions" and the Windclan cats covered their ears, so Thunderclan was really the champion. The Thunderclan then began going back to their own territory dancing some terrible dance while shaking their bottoms. Then in Windclan territory, it began raining cookies.

Yup, that's that. Hope you like the extra long chapter (I think) after a couple of weeks. Review! Then you get to have cookies raining at your house!