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IV. Revenge
(Lotus Hotel : CCTV Room)
Guard : Zoom in on that hot blonde beauty…yeah…that's good.
Operator : Want me to use the HD?
Guard : Oh yeah, that would be perfect…
Operator : She's going to her room.
Guard : Well follow her!
Operator : She dropped her key…she's bending down…
Guard : Zoom in damn it!
Leo : How you like the show boys?
Guard : Huh? What are you doing here kid? Get lost!
Leo : Oh…I don't think so…
Nico : Tsk' tsk'…
Leo : Let's do this.
Guard : Security! Oh…wait I am secu-
Nico : (whaps him in the face with the hilt of his sword)
Operator : Please…don't kill me…
Nico : Show us the room of Perseus Jackson.
Operator : Gladly! That scumbag is threatening to flood this place if we stop giving him cheesecakes…
(shows Percy's room)
Percy : C'mere Thalia…
Thalia : You remember last time Percy…your blond bitch contacted you…
Leo : Oooooh…blond bitch…that hurts.
Annabeth : (whacks him in the head) I just got here after a bunch of deranged apes chased me after I bent down, and that's the first thing I hear out of you Leo?
Leo : Gah!
Thalia : Ok…I'll do it…
Percy : Glad to hear it! (unzips shorts)
Annabeth : Oh, fuck no. Call Jason, tell him his sister is about to give one massive BJ.
(Jason outside of Percy's room)
Jason : Motherfucker…you gonna' make my sis' give you a BJ? Bring it on… (zaps door with lightning)
Thalia : (stops mid-suck) Oh fuck…Jason I'm so so-
Percy : (straddles her head) Keep sucking you demented bitch!
Jason : You're gonna' receive a major beating Percy.
Magnus : I think I'm gonna' puke…
Percy : Then puke! Just not on the Persian rug or Thalia.
Jason : Fuck you! (charges with sword raised in air)
Percy : (raises hand) (water envelopes Jason)
Jason : Agh! Let go of me and my sister you asshole!
Percy : (raises Thalia) (pulls down her shorts) No can do.
Magnus : Ugh…Jack…go…
Jack : Sorry sir, sword fighting etiquette, never fight a man who is doing sexual things. It's just gross.
Magnus : When did you decide that?
Jack : (shrugs)
Leo : We just arri-Oh my Gods…
Percy : (bangs Thalia like a demon from Tartarus)
Thalia : Uhhh! Ahh! Ahhh-uhhh-ahahh! (has massive orgasm)
Magnus : Aw, fuck… (pukes)
Leo : (sends out flames)
Percy : (engulfs Leo in water)
Leo : Agh!
Annabeth : Percy! What are you doing?
Percy : What I need to do. (grabs his sword)
Thalia : (chokes) Grullf-agrughh-graauuu…
Percy : (laughs maniacally) (raises sword)
Jason : Percy!
Annabeth : No!
Jack : Wow that's one muscly hunk of sword.
Percy : (brings sword down)
(shink!)
Jason : (pukes)
Annabeth : Oh…my…fuck…
Leo : Awww, fuck….
Percy : Aahhhh…satisfaction…
Jason : For what?! Your biz was with Annabeth! Not with me!
Percy : You led her here…so you deal with the consequences.
Jason : I will murder you Perseus Jackson.
Percy : Oh, and Leo?
Leo : What?
Percy : Your sweet is next.
Leo : You motherfucker!
Percy : Hahaha… (shoves hands)
(entire room is flooded with water)
Operator : I knew I should have given him those cakes…
Percy : See you later…in her dreams…hahaha!
Leo : Noooo!
(so well…that's it for now…how did you guys like it?)