The Reign of the Evil Mind Control Chips
One day, at a carnival, there was a strange woman in a dress. She went up to a gypsy woman to hear her future. But the signs were not good. There was an evil being which was terrorizing the Smash Mansion and the woman in the dress and her pink companion were the only ones who could stop it.
This is the tale of truth, courage and destiny. A tale of two heroines. A tale that is so horrific, the first time you look at it will be your last. Our heroines are great and wonderful in power. They are famed by people who play their games and Super Smash Brothers. And our heroines are…
Peach and Jigglypuff!
Note: This chapter was made slightly longer because I wanted to annoy you and also because this is the final chapter.
CHAPTER 4: War of the Franchises!
"We must hurry! Soon the world will see this on their Game Cubes, and they will be hypnotised!" Sonic said, hurriedly.
"Why?" Peach asked with her innocent look on her face.
"Because, Mewtwo's evil," Sonic said.
"Why?" Peach asked, again.
"Because Mew was seeking attention?" Sonic shrugged.
Suddenly, Yoshi jumped down off the roof off the ceiling, wearing a cape.
"GRAAAA!" he screamed.
"Hi!" Peach said.
"GRAAAA!" Yoshi screamed.
"Follow me!" Sonic called, running up a staircase.
"Hey, Sonic?" Peach asked, panting, "I have lots of questions to ask you."
"About the quest?" Sonic said, looking expectantly.
"Sorta," Peach replied.
"Continue…" Sonic said, rolling his eyes.
"Well… Why don't you have visible spikes, why do you travel around with a fat fox with two tails, and why do you look so determined when you're a fat weakling who can only jump somersaulting?" Peach asked.
"Can you stop saying I'm fat?" Sonic said, offended.
"But you are!" Peach complained.
"No I'm not!" Sonic shouted.
Mewtwo floated down from
GOING SOMEWHERE? HAHAHAHAHA!
"You must die!" Sonic called out.
YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL THE ALMIGHTY MEWTWO!? HAHAHA!
"Take that!" Sonic cried, tumbling into Mewtwo.
NO-ONE CAN STOP ME! HAHAHA!
Suddenly, another telepathic voice was heard.
NO-ONE CAN STOP YOU!? ARE YOU CRAZY?
Mew floated into the room, staring at Mewtwo.
"Hi there!" Mewtwo said, in a quieter voice.
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mew created a giant psychic ball of energy.
"AAAAAAAAAAUGH!" Mewtwo screamed.
The ball of energy grew bigger.
Mewtwo silently screamed.
The ball of energy hit Mewtwo in the face.
AAAAAUUUGH!
"Heh he heh. He deserved that," Mew said.
"Now that everything is over, is everything back to normal?" Peach asked.
"No… there is still one more under the influence of evil," Sonic said, pointing at something.
START FLASHBACK
"Hi there, Yoshi!" Peach said.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi cried, cheerfully.
"YAY!" Peach shouted, jumping on top of Yoshi.
"Arararara" Yoshi cried.
Mario walked out of the house Peach was playing next to.
"MAMMA MIA!" Mario cried, looking at Peach, riding Yoshi.
Mario jumped on Yoshi.
"ARARARRARARARARA!" Yoshi cried.
END FLASHBACK
"You mean, we have to kill Yoshi!?" Peach asked, staring.
"We must replace his brain, and destroy the chips!" Sonic said.
"But how are we going to do that?" Mew asked.
Peach got out a chainsaw.
"No…" Sonic sighed.
Mew snatched the chainsaw.
"Using my telepathic powers, I will destroy Yoshi's brain.
"GRAAA!" the vampire Yoshi shouted bolting for the trio.
"Hi-yah!" Mew screamed, making Yoshi's brain melt.
"Where's his actual brain?" Sonic asked.
"And where's Peach?" Mew asked, looking around.
Peach was in the room which had all the brains and took them all, of course.
"Quick! Sort them out!" Peach cried, running back.
Mew telepathically inserted the brains.
"All done!" Mew
Mewtwo arose, creating a small ball of energy.
"SONIC! DUCK!" Mew screamed, looking at the ball of energy, bound for Sonic.
"AARGH!" Sonic screamed.
"NO!" Mew screamed.
"Do something!" Sonic complained.
"HA!" Peach laughed.
Sonic made a gargling sound.
"NOOOO!" Mew screamed.
"It was bound to happen! He was from Sega!" Peach said.
THE END