AUTHORS NOTE:. Thank you once again for reading and UMWAH! LOVE YOU ALL!
''Well guy's you've got a mission." The hokage muttered looking through the scroll
"FINALLY! BUT I SERIOUSLY DON'T WANNA DO A D RANKED BABY MISSION!" Kiba yelled. The hokage raised his face. "You and Naruto are no different you know he smiled.
Kiba squinted his eyes. "Don't compare me to him! At least I pass!" He muttered.
Chiharu laughed. "I wonder!" She smirked. Kiba pouted. "Hey thats mean." He muttered.
"Okay listen. You aren't going alone since this is a bit of a high mission." The old man scratched his head as he spoke. "With Naruto's team."
Kiba's mouth went all the way down. "WHAT! WITH THAT DOBE?" He yelled.
Right at that moment, I just happened to enter with my friends.
"WHAT! KIBA IS GONNA BE WITH MY TEAM? THAT'S WORSE THAN SASUKE!" He yelled.
I didn't notice much. I was too busy chattering away with Chiharu.
"So can you handle with Kiba around?" I asked sneakily. To which she turned red. "Er..yeah. I guess." She muttered.
"Hey, did you call me?" Kiba asked.
"Yes but you dont' need to know why for." I replied smugly.
"Listen guys, this mission has to be carried out carefully! Do it as a team!" Sarutobi ordered.
"Jeez fine." Naruto muttered after giving a glare to Kiba. I looked apologetically at Chiharu who did the same. "No worries. He was the same." She said.
"So what's the mission about?' Sakura asked. FINALLY! She had to be the only sensible one on the team...besides her obsession on duck butt that is..
"You both have to escort a-" He didn't finish the sentence there. Because I screamed. REAL BIG.
"NOO! NOT ANOTHER OSTRICH I WAS IN THE STUPID HOSPITAL WITH A HUGE BUMP ON MY HEAD AND EMO DUCK MADE ME FEEL WORSE! PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT AN OSTRICH!" I yelled wriggling tears running down my cheek.
If only my mom could see me now!
"Erm...no. Its not an Ostrich." Sarutobi said sweatdropping.
"Are you telling me what I want to hear or is it reality?" I asked.
"A bit of both. You have to escort a person." He scratched his head and blew on his pipe with he other hand.
"Did anyone tell you that smoking kills you?" I asked.
"I don't have much to live. I might die with the last smoke if I want to die happy." He chuckled. I shivered remembering that gay snake and his wannabe.
"I do hope you get your wish." I said quietly. He raised an eyebrow. "Thank you." He said chuckling again. 'Now off with you. Don't kill each other if it helps."
Sasuke looked at the old man. "Who are we escorting anyway? And where to?" He asked.
"Oh the son of the rich man who trades daily with Konoha. He is to be escorted to his house which is in the outskirts of the land of fire. Why?" The hokage answered casually.
A moment of silence and then the whole world broke...with me and Chiharu's scream...
"WHY THE HELL ARE WE ESCORTING A RICH KID? HE NEEDS ANBU!" Chiharu yelled.
'YEAH OR SOME GUY LIKE KAKASHI SENSEI! HE'S STRONG ENOUGH! BESIDES WHERE ARE HIS BODY GUARDS?" I yelled.
Sasuke looked at Kiba. "You know...your teammate and my new TEAMMATE, are pretty much similar." He said with an annoyed look.
"I knoww..." He said with a weird look on his face.
"Kiba?" Sasuke waved his hand in front of the guy. He was staring at Chiharu..
I stopped our argument when the door opened...AND THE CUTEST LITTLE BOY YOU'VE EVER SEEN WALKED IN!
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA! HE'S SO CUTE!" Chiharu ran past me and hugged the kid. The kid had straight brown hair and large black eyes, and the most cutest face ever! Thats it of how I could describe...
"So who is escorting me?" He asked in a cute way.
"WE ARE!" I yelled. The boy cocked his head. "Really? I was told more." Naruto squinted his eyes. "Don't bet on it kid. Now lets go." The kid in return stomped on his foot. ''I HATE YOU!" He yelled.
So...it ended up them both being in a fight. I pried Naruto off and Chiharu kept the boy off. However it seemed that the little kid had more energy...
Sarutobi sighed. GEEZ! Everyone had the sigh disease!
"Alright! This kid isn't the only one who has to be escorted alright! Here's the deal! Sanashii and her friends escort the kid. The rest I'll get another mission!" The old geezer said after a while. Everyone nodded. Only Chiharu was upset.
"Psst. Don't worry. i'll get him to kiss you when we come back!" I whispered.
"Shut up." She muttered turning red.
Kasumi yawned. "Geez! This shopping is so boring!" She muttered. Ino shrugged. "I am accessorizing!" She said while handling some earrings.
"Jeez woman." Shikamaru groaned. Choji just munched on his snacks.
Yawning again, Kasumi walked around the shop lazily. She wasn't expecting to see anything interesting. However, something caught her eyes.
"Senbon?" She asked picking one up.
"Interested?" The owner asked. Kasumi shrugged. She liked it so why the bother? Picking up a packet she asked "How much?"
"Well, I had a lot of customers today so I'll throw this one in for free." She said gesturing to the full shop. Kasumi grinned. "Gee thanks!" She said.
"Hey Kasumi!" She felt Shikamaru's hand tug on her sleeve. "We are leaving. Are you coming or not?" He asked. Kasumi stuck one senbon in her mouth. "Ready!" She said.
Shikamaru just stared at her. "You know if you swallow that it'll be troublesome." He muttered.
Surprised, she made a spitting action which resulted the senbon go flying to him. Yelling, he ducked. "Okay, okay! Keep it!" He muttered.
Kasumi stuck another one in her mouth. "Alrighty!" She grinned.
Suddenly she felt as if Chiharu was calling her. WHAT!
"Oracle head got an ouchie. An ouchie. Mister Oracle got a ouchie and and Miharu's very happy!" Miharu sang.
"GODDAMN IT SHUT UP!" Neji yelled rubbing his head.
"HEY YOU ARE THE ONE WHO BUMPED INTO A TREE!"
"IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP ONCE IN A WHILE IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN!"
"OH THE ONE WITH THE SEE THROUGH BYAKUGAN BUMPS INTO A TREE WHILE OBSERVING LADIES IS THAT IT! OOOOH! ORACLE HEAD IS A PERVERT!"
"STOP IT! I AM NOT A PERVERT!"
"NOW I KNOW WHY YOU TEND OT BE ALWAYS WITH TENTEN!"
"YOU ARE THE PERVERT YOU IMBECILE!"
"SHUT IT ORACLE!
"NO YOU SHUT UP OR IT'S MY DESTINY TO KILL YOU!"
"YOU AND YOUR DESTINY FATE WHATEVER! I'LL TELL YOU YOUR DESTINY! YOUR DESTINY IS TO LIVE AS AN OLD GRANDPA COMPLAINING HOW PERVERTED YOU USED TO BE!"
Tenten sighed. "Jeez. Neji you realize you totally lost your cool.."
Neji scowled. "Stupid female."
"SAY THAT AGAIN!"
Neji turned since the voice was different. "Oh, you." he muttered eyeing Kasumi.
"Grr if one of my friends didn't like you, I would've made you a bloody pulp!" She growled. "Come on Mi chi! We have to go on a mission!" She said.
"Mi..chi?" Miharu asked dumbfounded.
"Hm? I heard Sanashii calling you that"
"That baka." Miharu sighed while Kasumi dragged her.
"Who likes you?" Tenten asked at the surprised Neji who shrugged. "No idea." He muttered.
I twitched my ear. "For some reason, I wanna kill Neji..." I muttered.
"So this is the kid we escort?" Miharu asked looking down at the kid. I nodded.
"Its rude to stare." The kid muttered.
A vein popped on her forehead. "And it's rude to be rude." She retorted.
"That didn't make any sense you idiot." The kid shot back.
"HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'LL KILL YOU!" Miharu yelled. It took the rest of us three to restrain her.
"M-MIHARU CHAAAN!" Chiharu yelled.
"CALM DOWN WOMAN!" Kasumi yelled.
"IF YOU KILL HIM WE MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER MISSION AND WE WON'T GET TO TEASE CHICKEN BUTT!" I yelled.
Miharu calmed down. "I HAVE to torture chicken butt after all." She muttered glaring at the kid.
"So kid." Kasumi said. "Name?"
The kid huffed. "Akihiko! Meaning bright prince!" He pounded on his chest pretending to be a big man.
"I think he meant dull prince." Miharu snickered. "WHAT WAS THAT!" Akihiko yelled.
"Jeez calm down!" I muttered.
"SHUT IT STUPID FLAT CHESTED WOMAN!" He yelled. I felt my eyebrow twitch. Suddenly he wasn't so cute.
"Saay that agaaaain..." I growled while hovering on top of him like a giant mountain. He wasn't fazed.
"FLAT CHESTED WOMAN!" He yelled.
"YOU ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" I screamed.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!"
"I think you went too hard." Chiharu muttered looking at the boy on her shoulder.
"PUH-LEASE! IT HURT MY KNUCKLES JUST TO HIT HIM!" I yelled.
"Who would've thought a kid wears a metal amour underneath him?" Kasumi chuckled.
"It isn't surprising. He is the son of a rich man. Prince of whatever." Miharu yawned.
Kasumi sighed. "LISTEN! We have to complete this mission or its down hill for us!" She said. I huffed. "We can dump him in a hole for all I care." I muttered. I hadn't realized the kid was awake.
"Akihiko Sama is the son of a very important person. We should make sure he is escorted safely!" Chiharu scolded me.
"I DON'T CARE IF HE IS THE DAUGHTER OF A KING OR WHATEVER!" I yelled.
He looked up at this and I noticed. He kept on staring at me.
"What?" I asked. The kid glared and pouted. "Nothing. Just though how ugly your face was that the whole world would be running in terror, flat chested woman." He said.
"YOU ARE DEAAAAAAD!" I yelled. This time, Kasumi and Miharu held me down.
"I PROMISE I WILL KILL YOU THE FIRST CHANCE I GET YEAH!" I yelled.
"Sanashii, I think you are hanging around Naruto and Sakura too much." Kasumi said. I kept on yelling. Finally, Miharu snapped a large branch off a tree and...BONK!
"ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI! OW! OW OWWWWWW!" I yelled rubbing my head.
"AHAHAHAHHAH! SERVES YOU RIGHT!" The kid laughed. Miharu glowered over him. "I suggest you keep quiet or you are next..." She said real scary. The kid just stuck his tongue out but kept quiet.
"WHY HIT ME!" I yelled.
"Because you wouldn't shut up idiot." Miharu muttered throwing the stick away. I crossed my hands and put them behind my head. "Whatever. When we get back I'll treat myself to fifty ramen bowls." I muttered.
"I don't think you should hang around with Naruto too much." Chiharu sweatdropped.
"Huh? Why do you say that?" I asked.
"Well no offense but you are becoming more nutbrained." Kasumi commented.
"Yeah well...A BUNNY!" I yelled hugging the poor thing which just hopped out from the bushes.
"And she claims herself to be a shinobi?" Akihiko asked.
"More or less...yeah..." Chiharu sighed.
"Hey guys..." I said. "Why is the rabbit white? It's not winter yet."
"DUCK!" Kasumi yelled and everyone bent low and kunai's rushed past.
"WHERE? WHERE?" I yelled. Everyone sweatdropped. "No I mean, BEND duck." Kasumi said. "Oh..." Was all I could say.
"Hand the kid over." One ninja wearing a mask and missing nin gear came forward. Following him, 3 other.
"No way Kakashi imitators." I said squinting my eyes. "Guys get out of here."
Kasumi calmly took six senbon out and stuck it in her mouth.
"You got a death wish kid?" One missing nin asked.
"No..do you?" She asked.
"SHUT IT!"
At this Kasumi took a deep breath and made a spitting action. The senbon went flying at hit the guys, straight, 3 for each.
"RUN!" She yelled. We made our getaway immediately.
"HEY NINJA ARE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT NOT TO RUN!" Akihiko yelled.
"SHUT IT! THIS IS CALLED RETREATING!" I yelled back.
"YOU ARE NOT EVEN HERO'S! I BET A MONKEY WOULD BE A BETTER HERO THAN YOU!" He snapped.
"Kid...I'll you later...NOW SHUT UP!" I screamed. Suddenly a kunai flew in Chiharu's direction.
"SHIT! SANASHII! GET HIM!" Chiharu heaved the kid to me as she dodged.
I caught him and swung him over on to my back, piggyback style. "Now hang on tight!" I said as I concentrated.
I smiled as the enemies froze. 'Listen to me. You aren't human's. You are really chickens sent from mars to annihilate your fake boss on earth. Oh! And the guy with the mask like Kakashi is a rooster and loves to eat bugs!' I whispered into their brains.
Kasumi looked at me. "Umm...Sanashii? What are you doing? AND WHAT IS THAT FREAKY AURA COMING OUTTA YOU!"
"KYAAAAAA!" The three hugged together.
Suddenly their leader started clucking and moving his hands.
"CLUCK CLUCK CLUCKAA!"
"COCKADOOLDOOOOOOOOOO!"
The three turned to me. "You...did that jutsu?" Miharu asked.
"Yeah! I learned how to use it! The effect will stay on for a full 48 hours. That way we can escape!" I said proudly.
"I don't know how to say this but..for a flat chested girl, you are...KIND OF cool." Akihiko I noticed stressed on the KIND OF.
"What about the side effects? Are they gone?" Chiharu asked.
"There's just one...I couldn't...get...hold...off..." I said dizzily.
"UH OH SOMEONE CATCH HER BEFORE SHE FA-" Was what I heard before I blacked out.
Chiharu sighed as she put a wet cloth on Sanashii's forehead.
"Stupid idiot! What was she thinking!" Miharu growled taking a stick. Kasumi held her hand up. "EASY. You can beat her once she's awake." She said.
"Her chakra had all gone in a flash. Lucky she survived." Chiharu said quietly. The kid the just there staring outside the cave. "How much time had passed?" He asked.
"About twenty minutes?" Chiharu muttered.
"FLAT CHESTED GIRL!" He yelled. The girl didn't move.
"You should be thanking her kid. She saved your life." Kasumi muttered.
"Why did she say that she didn't care about me being..a son of an important man?" He asked quietly. Miharu shrugged. "YOU asked yourself. Maybe she doesn't care."
"I asked WHY." Akihiko asked.
"I said I didn't KNOW." She sighed.
"You guys are the weirdest! Every other person would be respecting me!" He said standing up.
"Geez shut up. I'm trying to sleep." Came a voice.
The three looked...to see their friend had woken.
Yeah okay. I woke up for a split second and three girls are hugging the life out of me.
"GWET OFFA MWE!" I said, my voice muffled.
"Okay! Now its a special time!" Chiharu said.
"Huh? What?' I asked.
BONK!
"ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!" I screamed jumping off the ground and clutching my head.
"YOU IDIOT YOU NEARLY KILLED YOURSELF DAMMIT!" She yelled turning scary.
"WHOA! CALM DOWN!" Miharu held her down. The normally calm and sweet Chiharu was suddenly dark...
I laughed nervously. "Sorry but I just thought of it. Ahahah!"
"DON'T YOU AHAHAHAH WITH ME!" Chiharu yelled. Suddenly she sniffed the air. "Oh the meal is ready!" She gasped and ran.
"What...the hell what that?" Kasumi asked.
"Dark Chiharu." I muttered.
"Is that the real thing?' Miharu asked.
"No..I just named it..." I replied. "I feel so tired."
"That's because you used all your chakra up. Remember. Unlike Naruto you don't have an unlimited suppl of chakra. So don't go on taking stupid risks!" Miharu threatened.
"I know but the only thing on my mind was to save the kid." I yawned. "Let's get back on the track."
"Well, we can wait. If we start from afternoon, then we can reach by about six in the evening." Kasumi said thoughtfully.
"Then lemme sleep..." I muttered turning over to my side.
BONK!
"OWWW! STOP DOING THAT!" I yelled glaring at Chiharu. She wasn't fazed. "We didn't say were are gonna rest without food." She said.
"Y-Your cooking?" I suddenly felt a bit hyper. Chiharu was one of the best cooks...we all were..but she knew exactly what to do in things.
She nodded.
"YIPPE! COME ON PUPPY PRINCE!" I yelled dragging the kid.
"HEY! LEGGO YOU FLAT-"
I glared at him. "Umm..nevermind." He laughed nervously.
(A while later)
"This is..tasty." He said.
"Isn't it? We are the best cooks you see! But Chiharu chan usually is the BEST BEST." I said proudly.
"That's not the point." He said, his hair overshadowing his eyes.
"Then...what?'' Kasumi asked.
"This is...he first time..." I heard him cry. "Someone made something for me to eat. Wholeheartedly just for me.."
Chiharu smiled. "Well that's..." She started but I stood up and left. Kasumi followed. "Well then we'll wait for you outside!" She said.
"You...what's up with them?" Akihiko asked.
"They are very sensitive about family stuff." Miharu explained. "Sanashii chan's parents were always the fight type. You see, they are her actually.."
Chiharu kicked her. "That's taboo talk for her. Don't you mention it."
I heard no more as I left outside.
"Brings back old memories huh?' Kasumi asked kicking her legs in the river.
"Yeah." I said. "Bad old memories."
"I love mother." She said.
"So you want to go back?"
She looked down. "Everything I wished for is right here and on the other hand m mom is there worried sick. I don't know." She said.
"I am staying here." I said firmly. "I like it here. Besides my real family was here and they died. I always thought my stories are fiction. No wonder everything was the way I imagined it. i was writing my own past there on the sites."
"So..that's final?" She asked.
"Final. Besides...I have Neji to look out for." I said blushing to the roots of my hair. "Wait..did someone sneeze?"
"ACHOOO!" Neji sneezed.
"Are you catching are cold my youthful student or someone is talking about you!" Gai said flashing a thumbs up.
"I think he got a cold sensei." Tenten muttered.
"AAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He sneezed falling back.
"No...no boogers." Lee said thoughtfully. Tenten made a face. "Seriously? Well Neji...I guess someone IS talking about you."
"AAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Say Neji, I didn't know you can sneeze with your mouth closed." Lee said.
"That wasn't me." He said looking back. Kiba was coming, rubbing his nose. "Someone is talking about me and I like it." He said grinning.
Tenten looked at Kiba and Neji. "I never thought you were the ladies men."
"Say it! Starts with a K..." Miharu said teasingly.
"NYAAA! STOP IT!" She yelled.
"I..." Miharu said.
"NO! NO! NO!"
"B...OWCH!" I bonked her on the head. "Cut it out! You are making her feel bad."
"Yeah, yeah. ABIK! AND IJEN!" She said.
"STOP IT!" She squealed.
"Abik? Ijen?" I asked.
"Spelled backwords." She said grinning.
"I don't get it." I muttered.
"Hm? Hey Ichcati!" She said. Kasumi glared. "I would THANK the day you get your crush." She muttered.
"Ya, ya, Never gonna happen." Miharu said.
I looked at the kid who was lagging behind and sighing, walked slowly to match up with him. "Whats up?" I asked.
"It's just that...you guys treat me differently..I mean. Everyone gets fed up with me because I'm too demanding but, even though you get angry, why don't you leave me?" He asked.
Suddenly he looked at me. "I know why! Its because of the money you get right? I knew it! You are just like those guards!" He accused.
"Er...what?'' I asked. All I said was 'whats up' and he kinda told me his life story? Was I supposed to say wow?
He turned and started to run.
"HEY WAIT A MINUTE!" I yelled.
"Jeez. Dumb kid's goona get us in trouble!" Miharu whined.
"I see..I see...a big trouble coming for us..." Kasumi predicted.
"Who are you? Mr. Oracle?" Miharu asked.
"SHUT IT AND GET MOVING!" Chiharu yelled. I was already on my way.
'Where'd you go dammit!' I thought looking around.
"LET ME GO!" Came his voice.
'Oh please don't let him be taken hostage. Please don't let him be taken hostage!' I prayed as I looked through the bushes.
"Heh! If you want the kid pay us 60,000, 000 yen!" The captor yelled.
"AW COME ON! THE UNIVERSE JUST LOVES PROVING ME WRONG DOESN'T IT?" I yelled.
"Save me!" The kid sobbed.
I growled. "Alright guys, you have TWO seconds to let go of him and scram."
Silence. 'Damn! Now I have to fight em!'
"TAKE THIS!" I yelled kicking him. Or TRYING to kick. I was thrown back.
"STOP!" I yelled as they ran. I threw kunai in their direction. They stopped. "YOU ARE NINJA?" He yelled.
"Er...yes?" I said.
"RUUUUUUUN!" They yelled. "Oh...they must be only simple thieves." I muttered helping the kid up. He hugged me. "I'm sorry ran off." He cried.
"It's fine. Now why are you sensitive about people not caring about who you are?" I asked.
"Actually, it stinks being rich. I have maids and butlers but I know they won't do anything just for me. They do it for money. Papa says I have to run his stinky business when I grow up. Why can't my brother do it instead?" He wiped his eyes.
I suddenly felt sad for the kid. He was like a prince, servants to save him and wait on foot for really getting to do what he wanted...
"WHERE IS THAT MIDGET?" I heard Miharu's voice and she came stomping. "YOU BAKA! YOU COULLD'VE BEEN KILLED!" She yelled.
"But I wasn't. Sanashii saved me." He stuck his tongue out.
"Ehehehe." I laughed sheepishly. Miharu bonked me on the head. "STOP LAUGHING LIKE NARUTO DAMMIT!"
"Ow...I'm gonna lose all my memory...Say. Lets teach the kid some ninjutsu and taijutsu!" I said.
"WHAT?" My friends yelled.
"Have you lost all sense! That's not part of our mission!" Chiharu said.
"Yes. Yes I have. And I know its not part of our mission but he has to learn to defend himself juts in case his butlers aren't there." I winked at him. He grinned.
"HOOORAY! I BECOME A NINJA!"
"Now being a ninja is hard you realize. You have to take many vital steps to ensure you reach your aim as a shinobi." Kasumi said.
"Sounds boring!" He complained.
"Yeah!" I agreed. "I'm just gonna teach him some taijutsu I know!"
"Geez." Kasumi muttered. And so, the training began.
"There you are! And I was getting worried!" The big boss said. This big BOSS was his dad...and he looked like a mountain...
"Hi papa!" He said.
"Why are you so dirty?" He asked.
Kasumi pinched me. "OW! Umm, he was kinda nearly kidnapped when he ran off so we had to save him." I said. Okay, it wasn't the truth but he DID get taken hostage for a minute...
The man glared at us. "AND YOU CALL YOURSELF NINJA? GO AWAY!" He yelled.
"But Papa they-" Akihiko protested.
"It's fine~! Take care ne~!" I waved and we left.
"Well that was rude." Miharu muttered. We didn't say anything more.
But later, once we got back, there was surprise.
"Apparently Akihiko beat up three gangsters who tried to pick on him. His father is amazed and scared so the boy will be attending the academy starting from next month." Sarutobi informed.
"Well done. You taught the kid a valuable lesson." Kakashi ruffled my hair. "Oh and, we have to do a mission together tomorrow. Its to capture a cat."
I dropped my jaws to the ground. 'They did not meet Mr. Peach!' I realized.