A/N: I hope you guys are enjoying it!!

Special thanks to Freefancy1 (aka Embry) and RippedNotes (aka Rosalie). Read Their Fanfics please

If you review it may help us update faster ;)

BTW, I know in the last chapter I said we will be having some more characters coming in but there isn't. Sorry about that, My friend who was meant to be playing a character was being stupid and didn't come online but we may have chapter 5 up tonight as well so FINGERS CROSSED!


Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

what is up my bro

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

hi

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

hi?

thats it?

just hi?

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

yes

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

u boring dick

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I am not boring.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

yes u are

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Well, if that is what you would like to think of me, so be it

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

why r u acting/typing weird

you dnt type properz

ever

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

This is how I normally act Embry

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

LIES

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

It is

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

u never act like this and why arent u abbrievating and shit

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

By the way, Leah has an e-mail address now, here it is:

.uk

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

oh awesome

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I have changed my ways

Let me add Rosalie to this conversation now

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 has been added to the conversation.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Hello Rosalie

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

hi embry.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

hi

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

whoever said hi, i don't know you.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

i sed hi

u do kno me

SHUTUP

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

because it looks as if the person who said hi has a name that rhymes with yacob flack.

and right now, i hate him for what he done the other day.

so yh.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

My name rhymes with Yacob Flack

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

nah, it rhymes with orange.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

LOL

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

If I were to change my name it would but I haven't and I will not.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

shut up yacob.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

ROSALIE WHAT DID HE DO YESTERS

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

what did yacob do? oh. WELL...

i was over at the cliffs with yacob flack, where you knuckle heads decided to throw each other off from. then he thought that it would be hilarious if he pushed me, in full clothing off the cliff and then dive after me.

i asked him why he dont that.

done*

he said. i wanted to be superman.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I have changed now.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

yh ok. how?

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I have found God in my life

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

HAHA no seriously

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I have.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

LOOOL "OK"

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

JACOB, STOP LYING seriously what

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

That is the truth Embry.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

so if i were to go to your place, in nothing but a MINI skirt and a bra, you wouldn't try anything?

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I have found the sin in my life plus lying is a sin.

No Rosalie, of course not

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

ok if u believe in christ then...

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELES U

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

you've turned gay.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Yes

It does Compele me

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

SAY WHAT?!

AND SAY WHAT?! AGAIN

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

SUPER GAY.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I am not gay. Being gay is a sin, I must wait or sex until I am married, I will no longer have sex. I love Nessie and I will wait

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

WOW.

you are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lying.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I am not

Lying is a sin therefore I shall not lie.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

i hate u so much jake

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

wow.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Why must you hate Embry?

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

WTF?????

WHO R U

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

right. i am going to jakes house.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

We must all have love in our lives, the way Jesus loves us!

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

i have love: melissa

my gorgeous blue wolf

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

*rugby tackles jake"

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Rosalie can you please get off me?

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

NO

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

"straddles him down until he admits his lying ways"

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Good for you Embry, I hope you have a happy life.

I am not lying Rosalie

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

OMG WHAT HAV U DNE WITH JACOB BLACK THE DICKHEAD WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX EVERYDAY

WHO I HATE BUT LOVE COS HES MY BEST BUD

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Christ and I met and we just connected. He showed me the error in my ways.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

where is christ?

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Everywhere.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

"MAKES OUT WITH JACOB"

YOU - WILL - TELL - ME -THE - TRUTH

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

Rosalie *pushes hand infront of her mouth* I will not betray my dear Nessie!

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

rose keep doing wat u doing

he will crack

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

LOOL

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I will not betray her.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

YES U WILL

U ALREADY HAVE

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

No Embry, I have seen my errors.

I have found hope.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

You're right

I too have found the errors in my ways

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

pulls covers off jakes bed, puts over me n jake n laptop, for ENCLOSED SPACE.

embry, really?

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

HECK NO

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

LOL

starts laughin uncontrollably

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

I SPIT IN UR DIRECTION JAKE *spits*

EWWWW

I SPAT IN MY SCREEN

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

:|

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

its cool i cleaned it

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

LOL LOL

I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

oh god not another laughing fit

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

LOOOOOL

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

ROSALIE SHUTUP

jake plz stop being holy

ur turning into edward

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

he practically is edward.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

HELL FUCKING

NO

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

oh look jake, your skin is paler

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

I WILL NEVER BE EDWAR

D

FUCK FUCK FUCK

ARGH!

*RUNS TO BATHROOM TO CHECK SKIN*

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

yep, your skin is paling, and your eye colour has changed LOL

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

YES AND MY DICKHEAD IS BACK

oh shit...

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

*WETS FACE*

LIAR!

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

LOOL

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

U KNOW IT IS A SIN TO LIE RIGHT?!

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

hi 5 embry!

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

*5*

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

*5*

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

bastards....

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

ok, im gonna go now that your're back to yourself

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

bad christian stop swearing

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

*pulls rosalie down onto cock*

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 has left the conversation.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

im back now,

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

whyd u leev

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

i had to attack jake with my killer claws

hes over in the corner huggin his laptop

LOL, maybe next time, you won't attack me

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

but u liked rite

?

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

u know u liked it ;)

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

NO! I WASNT EXACTLY EXPECTING IT.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

sure u werent ;)

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

;)

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

;)

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

u know what im like :)

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

believe in the wink

;)

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

;)

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

;)

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

oh lord.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

the wink is awsome

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

THE MIGHTY WINK

;)

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

;)!!!!!!!!!!

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

U CANT WINK WITH ONLY ONE EYE. GET MY DRIFT? I WILL POKE ONE EYE OUT.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

u can ;)

just draw another eye on ur face

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

SO DUMB.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

so embry hows everything going wif the girl if ya get wat i mean ;)

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

*tries to sneak out of jakes room*

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

eh i dont care rose

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

me and melissa are jus FANTASTIC

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

any dets?

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

any wat?

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

deats*

(details)

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

yh but i aint gnna tell u dem

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

come on dude

a lil bit?

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

hi. im still alive, in case you cared.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

we dont

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

gr8.

dont talk to me EVER again.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

awww lovers tiff

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

wtf

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

u kno wat ur fking

A VAMPIRE, eh? ;)

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

no.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

i jus learnt something

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

wat

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

Throwing holy water at Edward and screaming the power of Christ compels you isn't funny.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

i learnt something too.

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

Asking Jacob if he's imprinted yet isn't funny either.

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

i learnt that jacob is a moody bitch, and will never know what love is cause he is a fucking moron.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

actually i do because i love nessie

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

no, not that kind. moody bitch. no wonder bella doesnt love you, you are so immature.

Jacob Black TruAlpha101 says:

:|

ill be back soon

*goes to bathroom and locks door*

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

k...

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

she didnt mean to offend

lets reprehend

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

huh?

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

forget it

jus never mind

HA HA HA STOP IT!

Rosalie BlondeBiatch-001 says:

huh again?

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

sorry melissa is tickling me

acob Black TruAlpha101 says:

anyway dudes

bye

Embry Call IMPRINTFULL says:

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jake dikhead


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