Author Note: Ok, this author note is dedicated to Joshwales, who's been consistently asking me when he'll be in the story...good news Joshy! You're in! Also, welcome to everyone else who is added...there's so many now, I loose track! Oh, and also I won't be able to post for a few days, possibly not till after the weekend because I'm finally moving house and this means my internet's gotta be disconnected blah blah blah!
Enjoy! (ok, that was a random jump, but I don't care! I'm in too much pain to care! but don't let that put you off reading!)
oOo
When Padme's Sister and the Doctor finally caught up with the others, they were all crowded round Rose, who was typing a number into her phone. She flicked it to loudspeaker and motioned for everyone to be quiet.
"Hello Homeware fridges and freezers. How can we help you?"
"Tell me sir," Rose answered, trying not to giggle, "Are your fridges running?"
"Yes they are, ma'am."
"Well hadn't you better catch them then?" she cried, then hung up and everyone (including the Doctor - gasp!) burst into hysterical giggles.
"My turn!" Miss Kiwi cried, so Rose handed over the phone and Miss Kiwi also dialled a number.
"Hello. County Library. Can I help you?"
"No thanks, just browsing," Miss Kiwi replied, then hung up. Everyone else was rolling on the floor laughing, when Mayuko-Chan joined them.
"Hey, Doc...we got a new member..." she said, motioning to the guy following her.
"Hi my name's Joshwales, but you can call me Joshwales," he replied, holding out his hand to them.
"Hi Joshwales. Do you need your marbles testing?" Timeless Escape replied and Joshwales raised his eyebrows.
"My what?"
"Your marbles. Do they need testing?"
"Um...no..."
"Oh. Hey Doc, how about I test your marbles?"
And without waiting for an answer, Timeless Escape rammed her knuckles into his head, shouted "Nougie!" and then ran away screaming.
"After that...person!" the Doctor cried, his hands grasping his head where Timeless Escape had just given him a nougie.
"So glad I said no," Joshwales said to Xkinky-bootsX, who nodded as they ran after Timeless Escape. She wasn't that hard to follow, because she'd always divert into any shop that had Milkybar chunkies or sherbets in them. However, this also meant that Mayuko-Chan, Xkinky-bootsX, Miss Kiwi, Padme's Sister and Joshwales also got distracted too, by the mountains of their favourite sweets.
Then Rose diverted into a clothes store and Jack into a pub.
"Why don't I get to go anywhere?"
"Because you were rude to me earlier," Padme's Sister told the Doctor, who just slumped down on a park bench.
"Hey cheer up. It might never happen!"
"With you as the author, it never will!"
BANG! Blue smoke!
oOo
Later on, the group were sitting in McDonalds and the Doctor was studying Padme's Sister's laptop. The two had made up earlier when Padme's Sister had appologised.
"Ha!"
AND so did the Doctor.
"Damn it...I'm sorry."
Good...now, as I was saying...Timeless Escape had gone up to order everyone's meals with Mayuko-Chan, and everyone else was just goofing around with the straws and paper napkins. Jack was showing them how to make pea shooters out of the straws, and Rose was making origami flowers out of the napkins.
Just then a monkey walked past with a tin opener.
"What are you doing with that?" the Doctor asked. "Monkeys are supposed to eat bananas."
"Yeah, but I fancied some custard with them today," the monkey replied. The Doctor shrugged and turned back to the laptop.
"So what's this website?" he asked, clicking on one called fanfiction.
"Oh no! Nonononononononononononononono! (wtf?)" cried Padme's Sister, trying to snatch the laptop back. But the Doctor was too fast for her.
"What you got there?" Rose asked, peering over his shoulder. "Ooooh go to TV shows!"
The Doctor clicked on 'TV shows' and then scrolled down to see what options there were.
"Hang on...Doctor Who? Isn't that us?"
"Yeah," Rose said in bewilderment. "Go on, go to it!"
So the Doctor clicked on it, read a few of the articles that appeared on the next page, then screamed "Oh my god!" in a girly voice.
"Oi, I don't have a girly voice!"
"But you do have my laptop, so give it back!"
"Take off the girly voice!"
"Give back my laptop!"
The Author and the Doctor argued for ages until Timeless Escape came back with the meals, and Mayuko-Chan with the drinks.
Suddenly there were two puffs of pink smoke and two more fans appeared.
"What did you do?" Padme's Sister cried, evil glaring the Doctor.
"I did nothing! They just appeared!"
"Oh...well I'm still gonna evil glare you, because you still have my laptop!"
"Hi, I'm Light Queen of Lilies, and I have a dictionary if thats any use?" one of the new fans introduced.
"Great, if we need to look up the definition of 'annoying little twerps', we'll let you know," the Doctor huffed.
"Light Queen of Lilies, welcome to our random story. I grant you permisison...I mean permission, to use that dictionary in any way that you see fit," Padme's Sister said.
"Any way I like?"
"Absolutely anything."
"Great!" Light Queen of Lilies replied, and she whacked the Doctor over the head with it.
"OW!"
"And who are you, gorgeous?" Jack asked the second newcomer, who glared at him, then sat herself down between Padme's Sister and Rose.
"I'm Cloudhaven94."
"Ah, you're the one who suggested that he finds out about fanfiction," Padme's Sister remembered and Cloudhaven94 nodded in delight.
"Thats me!"
"HEYLO!" Mayuko-Chan called to some random stranger over the other side of the restaurant as she came back with the meals (hang on, didn't Timeless Escape just come back with the meals and Mayuko-Chan with the drinks?). And then she turned to someone else that she'd never seen before. "Wow, its so nice to see you again! How have you been?"
Pretty soon, Mayuko-Chan's random greetings, the Doctor's girly voice and Jack's home made pea shooters had scared everyone else out of McDonalds, leaving the ever increasing group on their own.
"I'm off to get some flowers, back in a minute," Padme's Sister said happily and everyone looked at her.
"Where are you gonna get flowers from in McDonalds?" Rose asked.
"The girls loos," came the reply.
"Why on earth are there flowers in the girl's loos?" Jack dared to ask and Padme's Sister shrugged.
"The story wasn't random enough."
"Oh, so monkeys just walk past you everyday with tin openers, do they?" the Doctor said sarcastically.
"Well not monkeys...just my brother," Padme's Sister giggled then went off to get the flowers. She returned later with half a dozen Roses (and I don't mean the flowers either!)
"Oh brilliant! Who cloned Rose?" Jack asked in amazement as all seven Rose's began greeting each other.