Shattered Destiny

Summary;

"His life is mine," she hissed, ignoring the pain. "You may once turned me into a weapon, but I will not allow you to do the same to my child, my heir and my most precious Treasure!"

Alternatively, one Illyasviel Lira Potter-Black-Peverel moved into Elemental Nations, met her cousin Kakashi Hatake and fell in love with Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki, making one ball of sunshine have two mothers instead of one.

"Namikaze, you're one lucky bastard!"

It all started because of sheer boredom,

Gringotts Main Branch, Diagon Alley, Scotland, England

"Ragnok~! I'm booored!"

"Then please make yourself useful, Lady Potter-Black-Peverel." The Goblin King told the young woman lying on the carpeted floor In front of his work table.

Illyasviel Lira Potter-Black-Peverel, the Woman-who-Conquered the Dark Lord, Savior of the Wizarding World etc. sat up and glared at her friend.

"For your information, I have been useful for the past twenty years, ya know?!" Illya pouted as she stood up, dusting her emerald green shirt partnered with black short skirt and black ankle length boots with sky high heels. Her wavy silver hair now reaches her bottom. "I'm so bored! Any suggestion to a place I could go?"

Ragnok paused from a moment before smiling evilly. Illya narrowed her eyes as the said Goblin started to cackle in glee as he went towards his book shelves and took a thick book.

And threw the said book on her, almost hitting her on the forehead.

"OI!" Illya shouted in disbelief. "You don't need to threw a freaking book on me, ya know?!"

Ragnok ignored his friend. "You can visit the Elemental Nations in exchange of making a treaty on that place. My Ancestors wanted to branch there but we do not have any representative—human, I mean. And since you are bored in tears, you could do us a favor. A win-win solution."

She gave him a deadpan look. "You just want me gone out of your skin, Ra."

"I never said that."

"You just implied it."

"I do no such thing, my friend."

Rolling her emerald green eyes, Illya turned and went towards the couch. Opening the said book about the Elemental Nations, she was hooked.

Ragnok let out a cackle before preparing the paperwork that would ship his friend somewhere far, far away from them. Don't get him wrong, they liked having Illya around but some days, ever since the Wizarding World started on taking and taking everything from her, and now her current dilemma, the Marriage Law, Illya had been practically living inside Gringotts.

(Since only an suicidal idiot would want to storm inside the highly secured bank. Illya does not count since she is batshit insane in the first place. Sending her to the Land full of overpowered Shinobis would do good both for his clansmen's sanity and hers.)

It took a week before the papers were finalized, (yes, they are that desperate to send her away that they did everything rushed.) Illya just rolled her eyes in amusement but accepted the job.

"You know I could use my Semblance, right?" the silver haired young woman said as she licked her lollipop. She was sitting on her trunk as the Goblins prepared the portkey that would take her to the Elemental Nations, more specifically in the Fire Daimyos' Palace.

"You are already a hot item, Illya. Showing them your most useful ability of arriving on every place without even setting a foot on it would cause more chaos. They already know that you are a Princess, since you are the Lady of four Clans." Ragnok explained.

"That makes me a celebrity, ya know?" Illya pouted. "Please tell me no bodyguards would be tailing me twenty four seven!"

"There is an ANBU Squad that would be shadowing you."

"They are still tails! I want to be anonymous, dattebayo!"

"Hime," Illya glance on Ragnok's son, Bradelaxe who spoke. "My father wants you safe. Elemental Nations, as of now are in the middle of the Third Shinobi War. Having you there is a last resort since you could pull the tide on which Nation you reside. Even they thought you are a civilian Princess, you know very well that you are not."

"So you are saying I can meddle in that shitty war?"

"Indeed. We also made sure you had an immunity along the child you might bear. Who knows if you had gotten pregnant by someone who is insane enough." Ragnok ignored the indignant yell of his friend. "Kidding aside, the said immunity would allow you to punish anyone who wronged you and they are not allow to use you or your descendants on their Clan Restoration Act in order to get your Blood Line."

"Wonderful, then." Illya concede the point. "But still, no bodyguards unless I am going out of the Village. Anyway, what about the idiots? I am bringing half of my wealth, ya know?"

Both Father and son shared a look of pure evil.

"Let them on us, Himegimi.'

"Okay. I want the copy of the memory, ya know?"

"I will send it complete with snacks."

"Good."

00000

A week later,

Illya tilted her head as she had a staring contest with a . . . pug of sorts. The cute little thing looks like someone smashed a frying pan on its face reminding her of Crookshanks.

"Aww, aren't you cute," picking up the said pup, she gently hug him on her generous . . .ahem. . assets that was shown by her rather tight long sleeves emerald blouse. Touching his paw, "Kyaah, so soft~"

"Thank you for appreciating the softness of my paw pads, Nee-chan." The pug replied.

Illya paused and tucked a lock of her hair behind her ear. Blinking, she poke the pug's nose.

"You speak? What kind of animal are you? You are clearly a dog. "

"Dog summon, nee-chan. I'm Pakkun." Pakkun introduce himself as he held out his paw which Illya accepted in a form of a handshake.

"My name is Illya. I'm new around here."

Pakkun sniffed her neck. "Ya know, you smelled pack. Are you sure you are not a Hatake by any chance? You already had the trademark silver hair."

"Hatake?" That name sounds familiar. Oh well, "Well, DNA Test is your best friend for such things. Now, from my limited knowledge about summons, you absorbed chakra in order to materialize in here. Is your summoner near?"

"Yeah. You can follow me."

"Okay~ I'm bored anyway."

Hokage Tower,

"Where the hell is she?!"

"Somewhere."

Sandaime Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi hid his smile as the two servants aka Hand Maidens of one Illyasviel Peverel ran around like headless chickens when they noticed that their Princess is missing.

Well, more likely Maristella, the long brown haired lady while Leyseritte, the short albino haired lady is as cool as a cucumber.

They are both wearing white and green maid uniforms that reach their knees with too many frills.

Ahh, Jiraya must love their clothes. .

"Stella, you know Illya. She doesn't want to be chained." Leyseritte commented which made his older sister pause. "Also, she can protect herself. She already demonstrated it when she punched the missing nin trying to grope her."

Hiruzen along the five ANBU along him wince at the reminder.

"Even so! Himegimi shouldn't wander around without telling us! Konoha is a new territory! I don't want her to be in trouble!" Maristella replied before whipping her cellphone. "She even had her phone off!"

"So you won't nagged her. Come on, Maristella. We can hire a genin Team or sick an ANBU Squad at Himegimi. Sure she can escape them but she's not that good." Leyseritte glance on the window. "Ah, there she is."

"Where?!" Maristella almost knocked her twin sister out of the window. "There!"

They saw Illya walking towards the training grounds hugging a pug?

"Okay, let's just wait."

"I already told you that, Maristella."

0000

"Is it really okay for me to be here?" Illya asked to Pakkun as she followed his directions towards Training Ground Seven. "I am a civilian by Shinobi Standards and I cannot use Chakra."

"Worry not, Nee-chan. You had me." Pakkun replied. "Also, even if you don't have any chakra, you smelled funny."

"Oi, I took a bath before I sneaked out for your information." She really took offence on that.

"That's not what I mean. I meant that you had a different energy running on your body instead of chakra."

"Ah, so you could sniff my magic." Illya paused from their walk and turned Pakkun on her face. Taking the pug's left paw, she pressed it on her chest. "Behind my heart is my magical core. Unlike Chakra which is placed on the gut, we Magicals had these cores where our magic is stored. Similar to chakra, exhausting our cores is a big no-no since we could die."

"Really?" Pakkun pressed her boobs with his paws. "They're soft."

"They're just a mess of fat. Be grateful you are cute or I might have punch you for being a furry little pervert." Illya said as she gave the pug a tummy rub before continuing their walk.

Once they reached Training Ground Seven, Illya giggled as she heard some cursing and lots of explosion.

"Wow, so this is how Shinobi's train, huh?" the silver haired girl uttered as she watched fascinatedly as two boys exchanged flashy lights around. "Same with Duels, huh."

"Hello, my apologies but, what are you doing here?" Illya turned around as a tall blonde male landed beside her. He looked soft and fragile but underneath that façade is a seasoned protector.

"Sunny Sky. . ." she uttered before raising the pug on his face. "I'm here to return this one to a Hatake."

"Yo, Minato-sensei," Pakkun waved his paw. "Illya nee-chan found me and graciously escorted me here."

Minato blinked his sapphire blue eyes. "Pakkun?!" the blonde exclaimed. "So that's why Kakashi-kun cannot summon you. You are already here."

"I found him while I was taking a walk." Illya gently scratched Pakkun's head. "And since I am bored and a bit curious on how Shinobi trained, I volunteer to return this cute furry problem back to his owner."

"Alright. Just stay on the sidelines, please." Minato said. "Oh, how rude of me. My name is Namikaze Minato, Team Seven's Jounin Instructor."

"My name is Illyas—"

"Obito! Kakashi-kun!"

Both adults whip their heads towards the sparring session. A black haired boy with orange goggles along a silver haired boy were soaring towards them.

In a flash, Illya whip her wand as Minato flashed towards his student.

"Aresto Momentum! Protego Maxima!" Illya chanted as both boy's descend slowed enough for Minato to catch them. "Minato-san, are they okay?!"

"Both bruised. Nothing that a Medic- nin cannot fix." Minato replied as he watched the civilian girl kneeled beside Obito. His eyes narrowed on the stick she waved on both boys.

"This boy had bruised ribs while this one had a dislocated shoulder. Good thing I brought my Potion Kit." She unclipped the waist pouch the blonde haven't noticed before opening it. Various of potion vials and ointments lined alphabetically inside. "Here, allow me to fix your students, Minato-san."

"Alright."

"Are you a Medic-nin, Miss?" Nohara Rin asked as she watched the silver haired girl treat her team mates wounds. Both Kakashi and Obito are still unconscious.

"Actually, no. However, I was always in the hospital in the past nine years so I learn things. I am a certified Potion and Runes Mistress." Illya answered. "My name is Illyasviel Peverel."

"The Civilian Princess?!" Rin exclaimed as Minato paled.

"Maah, call me 'Illya'. None of that Princess business! I'm just Illya, ya know?" she playfully flicked the young girl's forehead.

"The Hokage is going to kill me. . ." Minato uttered.

"Of course not! Nonno won't do that. My maids already alerted him about my behavior so no need to be all gloomy." Illya gave him a blinding smile. "Smile! Such cheerful person like you shouldn't be all sad."

"Its not like that—"

Whatever Minato was supposed to say was cut off when Obito woke up. The Uchiha blinked his eyes as his graze focused on Illya's rather large assets.

"Wah?"

"Hello, good to see you awake," Illya pushed a lock of her hair behind her ear as she lowered her face at Obito. "How are you feeling?"

"Great. . ." Obito replied as he blinked. "They're big. . ."

"I just did not heard that." The silver haired princess commented as Rin punched Obito on the head. "Anyway, drink this."

"What's that, Illya-san?" Minato asked, his nose scrunching at the smell.

"Pepper up potion. It might smell bad but it could restore your chakra stores." Illya basically shove the vial on the boy's throat.

"BLEEEHHH!" The birds were startled at Obito's shout, waking even Kakashi. "The taste is a crime against humanity!"

"I cannot change the taste of it since adding sugar would make the potion render useless." She replied before stunning Kakashi and shoving another Pepper up Potion on his throat through his mask. The silver haired chuunin coughed and glared at her darkly. "However, you feel better now, don't ya?"

"Who are you?" Kakashi asked darkly.

"My name is Illyasviel Peverel. Feel free to call me 'Illya'." Illya hid her empty vials back in her pouch and clipped it back on her waist. "Impressive sparring, by the way. But I do suggest for him." she pointed Obito. "For stop hesitating every time he—" motioned Kakashi. "—were about to attack. Moreover, your body is made for speed so you still need to work for your stamina, so is Obito-kun. And I have this question nagging in my mind ever since I heard about ninjas of Elemental Nations."

"What?" Minato asked.

"I thought ninja's are supposed to be silent assassins not clowns doing flashy light shows that could be seen from mile away?"

000

Every ninjas around the Elemental Nations felt like someone insulted them.

000

"Oi, no offence meant but that's what I—an outsider from Elemental Countries—thinks. I did not mean it as an insult. Just an observation." Illya pointed out. "I grew up learning Shinobi's are hired killers and protectors. . . that do not use such flashy moves."

"Oh. . . understandable." Minato helped his students stood up. "Training ends today. Would you like to accompany us to lunch, Illya-sama?"

"I will but call me, Illya. No suffix. I'm just Illya, ya know?!" the silver haired Princess happily chirp.

Realization hit Team Minato.

"Oh God! There is two Kushinas!"

0000

Ichikaru Ramen Stand,

" Miso Ramen, please! Kept em coming!" Illya called out, much to the horror of Team Minato while Teichu Ichikaru's smile widen.

"Alright, Illya-san."

"Where all those food went through?!" Rin exclaimed as Illya finished her fifth bowl of ramen.

"All my fat goes to my boobs, of course, Rin-chan." Illya teased the young Chuunin by hugging her. The fourteen year old blushed as she felt those mess of fat. "Kidding aside, my blood line break down those carbs I ate into another form of energy. . . alongside of fixing the lingering malnutrition in my body. My blood line consist of overall mayhem and chaos. Good thing is, my immunity makes those old geezers bitch since they cannot use me on their Clan Restoration Act!"

"You can have an immunity?" Minato asked.

"Indeed! I am the representative of the Goblin Nation in order for the Goblins have a bank in here, mainly Gringotts Bank. I am their Goblin Friend and insane enough to travel here in Elemental Nations. I had so many Immunities along my soon to be child if ever." Illya explained as she let go of Rin. "I may came out as a useless air head but I'm not that useless, ya know?"

Kakashi stared at her un impressed. However, his eyes focused on her hair.

"Are you a Hatake?"

Illya blinked. "You are the second one who asked me that question. Want to have a DNA Test? Just you know, I'm twenty so I don't think we are siblings. Especially since my parents died when I were a year old."

"I think it's the hair, Illya. You two shared the same shade." Minato pointed out.

The witch took a hold of her hair. "My hair is originally black. It became silver from being hit by the Killing curse seven times. When I said to the Hokage that, he start calling me an Emerald eye Uchiha."

"You are too energetic to become an Uchiha. Dead last is an exemption." Kakashi told her, earning an indignant look from Obito.

Illya watched Team Minato with amusement.

"Yare, yare, it seems Ragnok is correct. I won't be bored here!"

"I could agree on that." A new voice spoke.

Illya turned around to see a blood red haired woman with greenish. . almost violet eyes.

"I know my mother's hair is unique in my Country but I never thought I would see that shade in here."

"Maybe a stray Uzumaki?" she said. "Uzumaki Kushina, 'ttebane.'

"Peverel Illyasviel. Call me Illya." The silver haired accepted the handshake. "Ready to cause untold mayhem and chaos in the name of sheer boredom which actually doubles as training in hell upon those unfortunate mooks?"

The smile on Kushina's face—who was the current ANBU Captain—is not for the faint heart.

"I like you."

"Likewise, cousin."

Team Minato cuddle on the corner as the two women start cackling evilly.

0000

"Civilian, my foot. I'm going to eat my hat if she isn't a Magical." Hiruzen spoke as he watched his Shinobi's running for their lives ever since both Kushina and Illya made the Training in Hell week that even he—the Hokage—didn't manage to escape it.

"Illya-hime is a Battle Mage, Hokage-sama." Leyseritte told him. "Also, Himegimi is currently applying protection Wards all over Konoha, making the Hokage Monument as its focus point. It would be ready in four months."

"Is Hime-sama powerful enough to pull it?" Shikaku Nara asked.

The albino maid gave them a smile.

"More than enough, Nara-sama."

0000

Four months later,

Labored breaths and soft gasps filled the room.

"T. .This—is . .u—unfair—ah!" Illya gasped as Minato bit her neck while Kushina is busy playing with her naked breast. "N. .No one. . had—" her words were cut off when she felt a calloused hand on her untouched womanhood. "Oh my God, Minato!"

The said blonde chuckled which is shared by his red head lover.

"Stop thinking, Illya-hime and let us seduce you. . . thoroughly." Minato murmured in her ear before biting it.

"Minato is correct, Illya-chan. .~" Kushina giggled upon the glassy look the younger woman is sporting. "You made us want you from the very first time you unleash your magic. "

"How could I have known*gasp* that my magic is an aphrodiastic on you two?!" Illya shouted in embarrassment as the two continued to touch her in ways she never had imagine.

A pair of sadistic chuckle was her answer before her mind flew out of the window.

0000

"Sensei and Kushina-neechan sure do works fast." Obito commented as he watched Kakashi pinch the bridge of his nose. "Oy, Bakashi, you okay?"

"They stink with sex." The Hatake Heir complained. "Especially Illya-neesama. It's as if they fuck her thoroughly for hours straight."

"KUSHINA! MINATO!" Illya shouted hearing her cousin's words.

"What? We made sure you enjoyed it Thoroughly." Minato wagged his eyebrows as he wrapped his arms behind her as he and Kushina made an Illya sandwich. "Seventeen hours earlier, five hours straight."

"Perverts, a lot of you!"

"Only for you, Illya-chan~" Kushina replied, before kissing her.

The news of Illya joining Minato and Kushina in a ménage a trois relationship immediately spread like fire.

0000

The Kannabi Bridge mission still held by Team Minato. However, Illya made sure the kids are wearing their emergency bracelets. Those bracelets—especially the one worn by Obito—summoned Illya in the cave so she manage to save the boy from death.

000

Four years later,

"Well, I'll be damned, there is someone insane enough to impregnate you, Illya." Ragnok commented once his friend woke up. Illya suddenly felt dizzy and lost her consciousness while they are having tea inside Gringotts Konoha Branch.

"Hie. . . what do you mean, Ragnok?" the witch asked her arms wrapped around her still flat stomach.

"According to the Hatake pup, you along Namikaze and Uzumaki are going at it like bunnies. It is actually a surprise that you ended up pregnant after your marriage with those two." The Goblin King told her, earning him a blushing witch. "According to Healer Oranda, the baby will be born by October. Be careful and sign this papers so our little Prince will be protected by the Goblin Nation."

"Of course." Illya immediately signed the protection of her child which glowed into gold. Smiling, she stared upon her flat stomach where a small life is currently growing.

"Welcome to the family, Kit. . ."

0000

"We need to talk."

Those four words made any movements halt as five pairs of eyes landed on her.

"You. . you are not breaking up with us, are you?" Minato asked.

"Of course not! Why did you think so?!" Illya exclaimed as she put down her chopsticks. "I. . I just want to say. . ." she avoided their looks. "I. .I'm pregnant. ."

"Eh?" that was the intelligent answer of the current Yondaime Hokage while Kushina squeal in happiness before hugging their wife. "Pregnant. Illya's pregnant."

"Yes, you are going to be a father while me and Shina would be mothers." Illya replied before pausing. "Actually, Minato and Shina are fathers since Shina-chan is actually a male soul in a female vessel."

"How did you know that, Illya-neesan?" Obito asked.

"Beside the fact Shina uses their Sexy no Jutsu in bed? I just knew from the beginning." The silver haired woman shrugged her shoulders as Kushina cuddled her.

"And you still accepted me, Illya-chan~" the red head kissed her cheek.

"Each gender had a beauty on it, Shina-chan. In addition, both you and Minato are beautiful on your own right. For that reason, I don't mind if you are in a wrong vessel to begin with."

"Gaah, so sappy. My nose is hurting from too much sweetness going on." Kakashi complained earning a head slap from both Obito and Rin. "Ow! Sensei, wake up! Your wives are making out on the table!"

"Eh? Really?"

"Sensei became a pervert when he married Kushina-san and Illya-neechan, you know?" Obito pointed out.

"Its actually a question when Sensei's pervertness will appear." Rin replied as they removed themselves from the dining room since the Namikaze Trio were now making out. "Since Minato-sensei is the student of Jiraya-sama, the author of the Icha Icha Series. . ."

"Konoha's Seal Master and Super Pervert. . ." Kakashi added.

"But Minato-sensei is a lucky bastard, you know? Having two sexy wives even one of them had a male soul. . ." the Uchiha placed his hands over his head. "I kept hearing that at Fugaku-jiji's mouth when he along the others in the Police Force were having a drink."

"And one of those sexy wives is powerful enough to restore your crushed body and your sharingan." Rin added.

"Well, and that, Rin-chan." Once they closed the door, the silencing charm activated, sparing them the horror of hearing their practically second parents going at it.