Haha, I remember when this happened in Eastenders and it just amused me so much I thought I should write something on it.
He grabs her arm, dragging her down so that she lands on top of him. Her fingers entwine in his hair, gentle and enticing as her mouth crashes against his. With a sense of frantic desperation, he tears at her blouse until the buttons come undone with a satisfying 'pop'.
"Wait, Jack, anyone could come in," she lifts her head, breathless, it taking all her will power not succumb to him here on the Vic floor.
"So let them," he growls huskily.
"I feel like a naughty school girl," she giggles, continuing to protest weakly as he fumbles with the zipper on her skirt. He silences her by pressing a hungry kiss to her lips.
Any resolve she felt has vanished, her hands over his helping him to remove their clothing.
Suddenly, they stop.
The lights turn on.
"Auntie Peg!" Ronnie gasps as her aunt's horrified face comes into view.
"Get your clothes now, then got out of my pub. The pair of you!"
They exchange looks, still tangled together; then the laughter begins.