Author's Note: Okay so I really enjoyed writing this chapter. Made me crack up xD I hope you guys like it! Anyways thank you for reading and leave your reviews!

"Ohhhh Brucieeee." Tony said with a sing-song voice entering Bruce's lab.

"Yes Tony?" Bruce said looking up from what he was working on.

Tony walked over to Bruce and looked over his shoulder. "Whatcha doinggg?"

"I'm trying to design some special pants so I don't have to lose a bit dignity every time I hulk out."

"Well forget about that now," Tony said pushing away the papers Bruce was working on. He jumped and sat on the desk.

Bruce pinched the bridge his nose, "Tony just tell me what you want?"

"You promised me a drinking night." Tony beamed a smile at Bruce.

"No. I promised that I would try one drink."

"Whatever. Screw the technicalities." Tony said swinging his legs and jumping of the desk.

"Now stop being a party pooper and come. I think drunk is the only way I can handle the rest of the Avengers."

He grabbed Bruce's arm and pulled him to his feet.

Tony and Bruce walked into what Tony had named the 'Avenger Den'.

Steve and Natasha were sitting on the leather couch watching re-runs of Friends.

"Ok so let me get this straight…Ross loves Rachel but he's marrying the British girl?" Steve asked confused.

"Yes Steve. Guys are that stupid."

"Thor I bet I can stuff more Oreos in my mouth than you!" Clint taunted.

"Puny Midgardian I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE."

"Okay 1, 2, andddd 3."

Clint and Thor began stuffing their mouths with Oreos. Clint looked up at Thor and held 6 fingers up. Thor held 8 fingers up.

"Bfhsfbf." Clint mumbled.

"Okay guys, so I decided it's time we bonded. I mean it's been 3 days since you moved in." Tony said with a mischievous smile.

Thor and Clint looked up, their cheeks stuffed. Natasha sighed while Steve hugged a pillow still absorbed in the show.

"Guys listen to me."

"Ugh, what now Stark?" Natsha said annoyed.

"Tonight will be a drinking night!"

Natasha snorted sarcastically, "Only you would consider that bonding."

"Come on! We can make it interesting." Tony winked at Natasha. Her response was to glare.

"Dr. Banner how did you get dragged into this?"

"Call me Bruce. I kinda promised him."

"Come on losers! I promise every single one of you will get something out of it."

"Fine Stark. Just shut up!" Natasha said standing up.

Everyone except Steve walked to the mini bar Tony had.

"Captain Lameo get your ass over here."

" I don't drink Stark."

"Yeah well I'll change that. Just one drink."

Steve sighed and stood up and sat on a bar stool.

"What shall we be drinking?" Thor asked.

"Alcohol." Clint responded.

"What is this 'alcohol' you speak of?" Once again he asked very confused.

"It's a special drink that makes you feel warm on the inside. It makes you happy." Clint explained.

Natasha rolled her eyes, "It makes you stupid."

Thor smiled and smashed his fist on the bar, "I shall try this 'alcohol'."

Tony stood behind the bar and grabbed 6 shot glasses and filled them with Jack Daniels.

"Alright first game is called 'Sip or Strip'. Rules ar-"

"Sip or strip? Really Stark? I'm out." Natasha said outraged at the idea.

"Oh come on, just a few rounds! It won't get too bad I promise!"

Natasha rolled her eyes, "Fine!"

"Okay rules are I flip a coin and I have to guess whether it's heads or tails. If I guess right I pass it to the right. If I guess wrong I choose whether to down the shot or take one article of clothing off."

"Well at least we have an option. I'd rather be a little tipsy than naked." Steve said trying to look at the Brightside.

"Ahh well you see the catch is you can't do a sip twice in a row unless the coin has gone around completely."

"Ehh whatever let's get to it. You've all seen me naked anyway." Bruce said.

"Okay let's do this baby." Tony flipped a quarter and slapped it on the bar, "Ummm tails!"

He lifted his hand and indeed it was tails. He passed it to Clint, "Your turn."

Clint flipped the coin and yelled out tails. Wrong. "I choose sip." He downed the shot.

Next it was Thor's turn. He flipped the coin and boomed, "I call thee tails!" Wrong. He took the glass shot and drank it. "This alcohol is very interesting."

The coin went around and the only other person who drank a shot was Bruce.

Once it made its way around the next person to get it wrong was Thor.

"You have to take off a clothing item." Clint said.

Thor took off his shirt like it was no big deal. Natasha looked at him, her eyes widened at the look at his amazing torso.

Tony chuckled, "Ohhhh Natasha got excited."

"I will kill you Tony with a paperclip if you don't shut up."

Once again Steve got away without sipping or stripping, and once again Bruce had the bad luck of choosing heads when it was tails..

After 20 minutes of playing this game Thor ended up buzzed and shirtless. Tony and Clint were now noticeably tipsy, except Clint had more clothes on than Tony.

Tony remained covered by his boxers, "You guys are lucky I wore under wear."

Natasha was slightly buzzed but she remained mostly covered, with her black pants and her tank top. Bruce and Steve were shirtless but in their five senses since alcohol didn't affect their blood that much. They need at least 5 times the normal alcohol level to kill a person in order to get drunk.

"Screw this game, it's too slow. Let's just take shots." Tony grinned and grabbed the bottle of Bacardi and Skyy. He filled 20 shot glasses.

"Okay new game. Each shot you take you earn 10 bucks."

Tony drank 4 shots, Thor 6, Clint 3, Natasha 4, Bruce 2, and Steve 1.

By the end of the night Tony was on top of the bar dancing to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance, "Ra-ra ah ah ah roma romama gaga ohh la la…"

Clint was downing a bottle of rum while throwing quarters and dollars at Tony. Oh yes they were that drunk.

Steve had put all his clothes back on and he was lying on the couch watching the Notebook nearly crying. He wasn't drunk but you could say the alcohol made opened his emotional side.

Natasha was asleep on the couch next to Steve.

Bruce passed out on top of the kitchen counter, with markings all over his body. He had now a permanent marker moustache, unibrow, and fake boobs. Getting Bruce was practically impossible, except Tony slipped a special chemical in his shot glass that suppressed the cells that fought off the alcohol.

Thor was lightly affected by the alcohol but it had unleashed his hunger. He was rummaging through all the kitchen cupboards looking for food. He sat back down on the table with arms full of mini donuts, pop tarts, Cheetos and Pepsi.

"I wa-want your love and I want your revenge." Tony continued to sing and dance.
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The Hangover

"Ohhh my head." Tony groaned as he sat up from the floor. He noticed he had some scratches and cuts on his arms and chest, looking around he saw broken bottles on the floor.

Bruce grunted and rolled over and fell to the floor with a loud thud. "Ouchhh…" He said rubbing his head.

The thud woke up Clint, Steve and Natasha. Thor was snoring rather loudly with his head in the box of donuts.

"Tony I'm never ever listening to one of your stupid plans…EVER." Natasha yelled.

"Ahhh please don't yell…" Tony said holding his head between his hands.

Clint staggered towards the kitchen sink, "My head, my stomach…I need to hurl…"

"Awww gross Robin Hood…" Tony said with a disgusted face.

Tony walked towards the intercom and pressed the button, "Pepper, 3 bottles of advil and 1 of pepto..please." Tony said with a soft voice learning from last time.

Bruce stood up and Tony looked at him and starting cracking up, 'Ahh…I-I ca-can-can't br-brea-th-th…" Even Natasha who was in a horrible mood started laughing. Steve had joined the laughter as well while Clint still emptied his stomach contents into the sink.

"Hey what's so funny…?"

Tony grabbed a stainless steel pan and put it in front of his Bruce. Bruce's expression turned from utterly confused to angry in half a second.

"Oh crap…" Tony said seeing the glint of green in Bruce's eyes.

"You guys….RUN!"

Bruce quickly transformed and started breaking everything in his way, "HULK SMASH. HULK NO HAVE BOOBS!"

"You're breaking rule number 5!" Tony yelled as he jumped out off the way of Hulk's huge fist.

By this time Thor had awoken and joined the panicked running.

Alright guys I hope you enjoyed that. There was part that I felt was boring but i hope you guys did like it. Leave suggestions, reviews, criticisms anything :D Except bad comments hahah...anyways until next time!