He gaped.

Hidan, in all his glory, was sitting across the table, a bit of chakra smoke about him, mouth slightly dripping with saliva, eyes hazy, leaning back in the chair were the so-called 'woman', had been. Now Kakuzu felt stupid. The blood-like smell, the familiar presence, the similar features…It had been Hidan all along.

"Hidan?" He asked stupidly,

"Yeah, who'd you think, numb nuts?" He looked at Kakuzu, smirking from across the table, a snobby look on his face saying I-just-out-smarted-you-stupid-booyah!

"Henge?" He asked, mind still hazy, knowing all too well what the answer would be. He nodded. "It was nice what you said about me, Kakuzu. Do you really think I'm attractive?"

Kakuzu sighed deeply, rubbing his temples. Like he'd said, the kid knew how to hit open nerves. "Yes."

Hidan smirked, before crawling over the table, to coming face to face with the Taki-nin. "You actually came after me…wasn't expecting that."

"Where there's a lot of things you don't know about me."

Hidan's face got closer to Kakuzu's. "We kissed."

"I know." And with that, Hidan kissed him, a shiver going down his spine at the contact. Then he retreated.

"Hmph." Kakuzu grunted, before grabbing a retreating Hidan, and pulling him into another teeth-crashing kiss. They kissed fervently, Kakuzu cupping Hidan's face, pulling him across the table, and eventually onto his lap. Hidan yelped loudly when he unknowingly crawled onto his partner's lap, only to sit on the bulge in front of Kakuzu's pants.

They kissed, as Hidan began to bounce lightly on Kakuzu clothed member, moaning loudly into the kiss. Kakuzu was shocked, at how they had gone to from fighting this morning, to Hidan bouncing on his dick and moaning as they kissed. Even though Kakuzu now how his whiny zealot back, he still felt the need to tell him what he had wanted to earlier. He just wasn't sure when he should do it.

If he did it too soon, it might ruin his chances of getting laid with his partner, which would upset Kakuzu greatly, because right now the only thing he wanted to do was fuck the smaller senseless, to take him to a state of euphoria he'd never felt before. He was jolted out of his thoughts as his dick was quickly grabbed, causing him to inhale sharply.

Hidan giggled, massaging his partner through the fabric of his pants, his own erection hardening. The kiss deepened as their tongues fought for dominance, Kakuzu eventually dominating Hidan. Hidan fumbled with his cloak, as Kakuzu aided him, pulling down the cloak, and pinching a nipple in the process. "Ah!" Hidan arched his back and moaned in surprise. "Tch, Kakuzu don't do that!"

Kakuzu smirked. "You mean this?" Kakuzu squeezed the hardened nipple again.

"Gah! Ah~…" Hidan shivered grinding on Kakuzu further. "Do, do it a-again…kuzu…"

Kakuzu obliged, pinching the nipple again, his finger circling it, teasing the sensitive nub. "Gah-ah~." Hidan moaned, egging Kakuzu on further. Kakuzu's finger was soon replaced by his tongue, nipping and sucking the sensitive flesh. Hidan jerked in surprise, at the sudden wetness. Kakuzu's kissing worked up, back to Hidan's mouth, their tongues battling, saliva dripping down from between them.

Suddenly, and without warning, Hidan got off of Kakuzu, stood up, and walked to the bedroom door. Kakuzu sat there dazed. "The fuck?"

Hidan scowled. "Get over here Kakuzu, or you don't wanna' do this anymore?" Kakuzu got up, and made his way to the bedroom, finding Hidan lying on the bed, propped up on his elbows in a very provoking manner. Kakuzu was on him in seconds, crashing their mouths together, wasting no time in beginning to hump him.

Hidan lied there dazed, kissing Kakuzu and being humped in the process. Every time Kakuzu clothed member made contact with him, he emitted a moan, utterly turned-on by the feeling of his partner's member pushing against him. "Ah! K-kakuzu! Gah, ah, mm!"

Kakuzu reached down, hands shaking in anticipation, and un-buttoned Hidan's pants, sliding them, along with his boxers, down his legs and off of him, onto the floor. Kakuzu kissed Hidan's neck, before biting it, leaving a bright red mark on the pale skin. "Ah! Kakuzu! I-I'm sorry for this-AH! Morning! I-OH JASHIN! AH!" Hidan arched off the bed as Kakuzu bit the sweet spot on his neck, his other hand entering the male and finding his prostate with utmost precision.

"AH! Kakuzu! P-please!" he begged through ragged breaths, "again! Do…do it again…" Kakuzu was happy to oblige him, hooking his finger on that one spot.

"KAKUZU!" Hidan's back arched, fingers clenching the bed sheets, colors dancing in his vision, face contorted into an expression of extreme pleasure. Kakuzu was amazed. One little finger on one little spot, and the Jashinist beneath him was screaming his name like he was having an orgasm. Kakuzu grinned, doing it again, just for the reaction. He got the same one, Hidan calling out, arching his back of the bed in pleasure. Kakuzu stomach suddenly coiled, and he removed his fingers.

Kakuzu had almost reached his orgasm from simply watching the Jashinist's reactions. Kakuzu went back to kissing him, and humping, calming himself down so as not to orgasm as soon as he enters the boy.

Hidan lied there, kissing Kakuzu feverishly, his stomach coiled tightly, his mind reeling. How could Kakuzu, of all people Kakuzu, make him feel this way? This felt even better than when he did his rituals. Hidan grabbed Kakuzu, looking him in the eyes, a pleading look on his face. "Kakuzu…Kakuzu…p-please…please." Kakuzu understood immediately. His sat back on his haunches, and motion for Hidan to come here.

"Suck." He ordered.

"What?"

"Suck." Kakuzu ordered once again.

"Why?" Hidan whined, as his partner's erection was pulled out. It was huge!

"Do you want to get fucked or not?" Hidan nodded slowly. "Then suck, or it'll hurt like a mother-fucker."

Hidan sighed, before taking his partner in his mouth, head bobbing up and down, tongue swirling around his partner's member, teeth gently scraping along the shaft.

After a while, Kakuzu pulled him off, and kissed him, lowering him down onto the bed. "Ready?" He asked.

"Fuck! Yes! Fucking do it old-man." Kakuzu eyed him, but pushed it in gently.

"OH FUCK!"Hidan yelped, wiggling slightly as he adjusted to his partner's size. "Ahhh-owww."

Kakuzu began to move slightly, in and out, in and out. "Ah! Kakuzu!" Hidan clenched at his partner's back, holding him tightly, as Kakuzu began to pound him. "Ah! H-harder! Fucking Harder!" Kakuzu did as he was told. "Mm." Kakuzu let out a slight moan, as he continued to pound his partner, his head resting on his partner's shoulder. "AH! Kakuzu, fa-fa-faster! Kuzu! Ah, gah, mm, ah!" Kakuzu got off his partner's shoulders, and switched angles slightly…just slightly…

"AH KAKUZUUU! FUCK!" Colors danced behind Hidan's eyes, all of his senses, (except feeling) were failing him, as Kakuzu pounded his prostate, over and over again, sending him into an amazing euphoria.

"AH KUZU! TH-THERE! YES! THERE!" Hidan could feel himself coming closer, fast. Kakuzu could feel it too.

And suddenly, Kakuzu doubled over, grabbing Hidan tightly, the coil in his stomach releasing suddenly.

"Gah!" Hidan jumped slightly as Kakuzu emptied into him, he could feel the faint wetness inside of him. Kakuzu continued pounding him.

"AH! KAKUZU!" Hidan spewed them both with cum, before collapsing, still held tightly in Kakuzu's grip. Kakuzu thrust a few more times, before stopping, staying buried in his partner.

"Ah…Ka-kakuzu…that was a…amazing…gah…"

"Hmph…good…to know." Kakuzu panted. Kakuzu pulled out slowly, collapsing beside his partner. Hidan crawled over, cuddling up to his partner. Kakuzu, surprised, pulled him closer.

"I need a shower." Hidan grumbled.

Kakuzu laughed. "Well then let's go get one." And he pushed off his partner, and headed for the bathroom, still thinking of when to tell his partner his secret.

Hidan followed close behind him, anticipating what he knew was coming when he got in the shower.