Chalalalapta Fizzore: The Amazingly tiny Chapta
Hermione rocked back and forth, listening to Josh Groban on her i river.
So did Dolores Umbridge.
Two weeks later, they had a child that they named Josh.
But Jesus didn't like it so he stole the child forever and raised him to be the King of the Christians, because he didn't want to be. He was the 10 of Kings, darn it!
Then God stole the child, because he wanted his son to still be King of the Jews/Christians/Whatever.
Then Buddha stole it.
Then Umbridge stole it.
Then Voldemort stole it. He named it Harry Potter, gave it to James and Lilly Potter, and tried to kill it. Thus, Dolores Umbridge and Hermione Granger's lesbian love child was the downfall of the Dark Lord.
A/N: I know I said I would wait till I got more reviews, but it was taking too long! Pick up the pace, you crackers!
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