Disclaimer: I do not own Phoenix Wright.
Hi it's me Mark, and I'm just getting my normal morning run, to get me ready for the last Chapter for A Phoenix Wright Thanksgiving
Mark walks in to the set, to the smell of cooking Turkey
I just love that smell… anyway lets get on to the reviews.
Chapter 4:
A Phoenix Wright Thanksgiving
"Mr. Wright, are you ready to cross-examine the witness?" asked the Judge.
Phoenix nodded, "Yes your honor."
Cross-Examination When I got there
"Detective could you tell me more about the glass?"
"Well it did have some blood on it."
"Whose blood is it?" asked Phoenix.
"We have not got it tested yet…"
"Well I have and it pointed to one man… by the name of Don Blast!"
"Sir I would like to admit to the crime," said Don Blast.
"Admit? I see go ahead."
Admission I killed him
"I never meant to get you in trouble, but it was I who killed him. You see a day before I killed him, I got a letter… a threat letter, it said that if I didn't kill this man my daughter would be killed, so I waited for him to enter his office, to get his Santa costume on. I ran up to him then stabbed him, then again, but during that he throw me to the window cutting my hand then he died, I jumped out of the window, I didn't mean to get her into all of this.
Phoenix could not believe it, other then Don killing this man to save his daughter, who made Don kill the victim? After awhile Amy was proven innocent, her father was not. Phoenix could not stay there any longer he made a call to Maya.
November 15th 2007 4:00 PM
Angel Hotel, Phoenix's apartment
"Why two Turkeys?" asked Maya as Larry brought in both of the Turkeys.
"One to eat at Thanksgiving one to eat now," He said as he sat down.
"Really well-," but Maya was cut of when her phone rang, "Hello… Nick… okay I'll be right there."
Maya hung up the cell phone, "Okay, since poor old Nick still doesn't have a license, I've got to go pick up Nick, so you two stay here… okay?"
"Ok," both Larry and Pearl said.
"Wait until we get home to cook the Turkey," Maya said as she walked to the door, then left.
"Okay Pearl let's get that Turkey in the oven," Larry said as he jumped up from his chair.
"But didn't Mystic Maya say we should wait?" asked Pearl.
"But by the time she gets back we would have to wait till tomorrow, so we should get cooking." Larry walked over to the Turkey and pulled out the instructions, "okay, first: it says to reach into its—WHOOAAAA! This is dirty!"
Larry turned to Pearl, "Get me a pair of rubber gloves."
Larry slipped some protective glasses, and with a loud snap he slipped on a pair of green rubber gloves.
"Stand back Pearl! I'm going in," Larry walks to the Turkey then adds, "Children under ten may want to look away."
Larry slowly put his hand up its… butt.
"Oh my… this is so gross," Larry paused then pulls a package out, "okkkkkk I thought I read this was a female?"
Pearl walk over to read through the instructions "uh Mr. Butz, this says it is a package of it organs, such as its heart, liver, kidney."
"Ohhhh," then Larry looks over at the package with a disgusted look, he sits it down. "Ok let's see what's next?"
As Larry walked to the in instructions he took of his protective glasses, and rubber gloves.
"Ok it says here to stuff the Turkey, with stuffing?" Larry looked around, and then snapped his fingers, "I got it: pillow stuffing! Pearl start ripping as much pillows as you can."
Pearl nodded then started ripping out stuffing from the pillows, then Larry stuffed the Turkey with it.
A proud Larry and Pearl stared at their masterpiece, Turkey stuffed with white stuffing, "What's next Pearl?" asked Larry.
Pearl walked over and started to read the intrusions "Next pour Virgin Olive Oil."
"Whoooaaa, Pearl where did you learn that word?"
"It say it a type of oil," replied Pearl.
"Well in that case, I saw some this morning," Larry opened up the cabinet and pulled, a bottle of car oil, "It does not say 'Virgin olive oil,' but I mean what's the difference?" Larry poured the black oil on the Turkey.
"Ok I think it's time to cook it," said Larry as he lifted the Turkey and put it in the oven.
"Now all we do is wait…" Larry and Pearl walked over a flipped on the TV.
"Yes! It's Opera, today she talking to a recovering alcoholic." Pearl started jumping up and down even know she had no idea what this show is.
Ten minutes later, Larry was wiping away tears; Pearl was patting him on the shoulder.
"That man was so brave… And that little puppy helped him through it all."
"Yes, it is," then Pearl sniffed the air, "what is that smell? It smells like smoke?"
"Pearl, that's the wonderful smell of Turkey," Larry walked over to the oven, where smoke was pouring out of it, "I think it's done!"
Larry pulled open the oven door as flames shot out, he screamed in fear as he fell back.
"Ahhh, fire!" Pearl yelled as she hid in the corner.
Wait I remember what we have to do, Larry got up acting like he's mastered his fear, "Quick Pearl, grab everything you can and hide under a bed!" Larry yelled as he grabbed some of his favorite items, and ran to his room.
"Mr. Butz I think we have to stay down and get out!" Yelled Pearl as the flames started to spread.
"Pearl, why are you questing an adult?" Larry opened the door as a small little flame rolled under his bed, the moment the small flame entered the bedroom the bed burst into flames.
"What was that?" Asked Pearl in fear.
"I may have kept some of the finest wine under the bed." Larry replied.
They turned to get out of the room, when Pearl stopped him, "What about Tom?"
She pointed at the giant stuffed Turkey doll.
Larry looked back and forth then smiled, "We will never leave a man behind, or turkey."
They ran down the hall and into the stairs, and then Larry tripped and fell.
"Ahhh, I think I sprained my leg!" He yelled as he fell to the ground, "Go without me!"
"I will never leave a man behind," Pearl picks Larry up, and starts running down the stairs.
"Thanks again for picking me up," Phoenix said as Maya drove them to the apartment
"Yeah anytime, though we better get back to the apartment, I left Larry and Pearl there," Maya said as she turned the car.
Phoenix looked out the window in thought as to who made Don kill him, then a dark black cloud poured through the apartment window and Phoenix jumped in fear.
"T- there's a fire!"
Maya saw it too, "Hey isn't that our room?"
They hit the brakes and jumped out of the car, Phoenix walked up to the fire chief.
"What's going on?"
"There's an apartment fire going to on, and there's still two people in there," the police chief said as a helicopter flew by a window and took pictures.
The picture's appeared on a small tv to show a young girl carry a giant stuffed turkey and a man who fainted.
"Oh my god, that's Larry and Pearl!" Maya screamed.
The thick black smoke covered the air as a young girl carried a stuffed Turkey and an almost unconscious man.
"Quick Pearl, take the elevator!" Larry yelled as Pearl clicked the button.
They waited a minute then the elevator doors opened up.
"Hey where's the elevator?" Pearl asked, then something whooshed through the air, the elevator was falling down the long shaft.
"Looks like we're taking the stairs," Pearl said as she ran through the door and down the long flight of stairs.
Fire had spread to the downstairs and they were so close, Pearl ran to the door just as a reception desk behind then exploded, many other thing exploded as well.
"Hurry we got to get out of here!" Yelled Larry as they ran for the doors.
"Everyone out of there, the fire has reached the gas lines!" Yelled the chief as the firemen back down.
"No my cousin still in there!" Maya yelled hoping something would happen.
"I'm sorry ma'am there's nothing more we can do," then the doors burst open as Pearl ran through with Larry.
"No way…" Phoenix muttered.
Then the doors exploded, the force of the blast knocked Pearl down, police men came running to see if Larry and the others were all right.
After one hour they let Larry and Pearl go, Phoenix said he wanted to be as far from New York as he could, so they wouldn't give them a bill for the damage.
"Don't worry Nick, I took care of it," Larry said with a smile.
"…You paid it?" Phoenix asked not believing it.
"Yeah trust me," Larry said walking out, leaving Phoenix to think how he paid it.
Lost Angelus,
High Prosecution Office.
"I saw you on the Price Is Right, you did… Good," Gumshoe said handing Edgeworth a pile of letters.
Miles rubbed his head, "Quiet, everything so loud…"
He started opening the letters and reading them.
"So what are you going to do with the money?" Gumshoe asked.
"I was thinking to buy a huge golden statue of me," Edgeworth replied, then his smile went down as he read a letter.
"I owe how much money!? For burning down a building!?"
Outside you could hear the loudest yell anyone has ever done.
"Objectionnnnn!"
That's it, took me awhile to finish though it's done, oh yeah I hope to make a slight second it would be named: The Misadventures of Larry and Pearl.
Anyway have a happy Thanksgiving.