Chika: What did I do wrong?
Shito: You threw a innuendo to Michiru.
Chika:...What is an innuendo?
Shito: A sexual suggestion.
Chika: I did WHAT!
Shito: You asked her for a lemon, in other words sex.
Chika: [blush like mad] OH GOD!
Shito: with the sentence "Do you want a lemon?" You technically asked "Do you want sex with me?"
Chika:...
Shito: Got it?
Chika:...
Shito: Akatsuki?
Chika:...
Shito: Are you alright?
Chika:..I died from the inside.
Shito:...Shall we continue this play?
Chika: So fast as possible.
Shito: That afternoon, Prince Phillip announced to his father that he had decided to get married to a peasant girl instead of Princess Aurora, -he did not know that they were the same person.
Michiru: No, I don't.
Shito: Yes you do.
Michiru: Not with this pervert!
Shito: Michiru, he doesn't know what an innuendo means.
Michiru: Say what...
Shito: He wanted to eat the fruit lemon with you, not having sex with you.
Michiru: He doesn't know what an innuendo was [burst out in laughing]
Chika: [Embarrassed and blushing]
Shito: It seems that Chika acts like a middle school girl and Michiru like a High school Tsundere.
Chika an Michiru: We're not!
Shito: You do. In the evening, Aurora arrived to the castle for the party, and when she was alone in her new bedroom,...
Chika: I feel stalked...
Shito: You're in a movie. With a dress. Of course anyone would watch.
Chika: Pervs...
Shito: Yeah, sure. We are the pervs while you threw a direct innuendo towards Michiru.
Chika: Oh shut up!
Shito: To bad, I ain't because i'm the narrator and the 'genius'. Ahem, the fire goes out, and out of a shadow, Maleficent shortly appears, then there's only a ball of light visible. Aurora gets up in spell, and starts to walk towards the light. Aurora slowly walks up a staircase
Chika: [walks on stairs following a cheap lamp.] *Paints* How many stairs are here?
Shito: Hundred. Bon voyage, idiot. You need it. And Michiru?
Michiru: Yes?
Shito: While Chika walks the stairs, could you learn him the word love in every language?
Chika: NO NO NO NO!
Michiru: With pleasure. Liefde, dashuri, حب...
Chika: [Grumbles]
Shito: [Smirks]
Meanwhile, forty stairs later
Chika: *paints* How could she walks so many wearing without getting tired?
Michiru: I don't know.
[Very cheap sound effect]
Yuuta: Hey you two!
Michiru: Hi yuuta.
Chika: The fuck you are doing here?
Yuuta: ShiShi,
Chika: That ass...
Yuuta: Told me to tell Michiru that he must learn you [points to Chika] what girl means in every language.
Chika: [grumbles] Once this is over, I'll crush his 'pretty face'.
Michiru: Alright, tell him I started already!
Yuuta: Ok, byebye!
[cheap sound effect and smoke]
Michiru: let's begin.
Chika: Dear god why?
Michiru: meisie, vajzë, فتاة,
Twenty stairs later.
Michiru: девојка, dievča, dekle, chica...
Chika: Wait a sec, Chika?
Michiru: Yep, in spanish your name means girl. I knew you had a inner housewife, but not that you had such a femininity. XD
Chika: I'm going to kill you!
Michiru: No, you won't.
Chika: Why shouldn't I?
Michiru: Because the readers surely would like to see me ending up with you, instead of Shiba. Ain't I right?
Chika:...fine, but only because of the readers. Who are they anyway anyway?
Michiru: people who read this and other story's. Thanks to those who reviewed and reading this story. [Bows deeply]
Chika: Talk about breaking the fourth wall...
Michiru: [Kicks him. Lvl: Tsundere]
Chika: dammit, I learned her to well...
Meanwhile on set.
Shito: [Walks over to readers with cookie in hand] Here is your cookie as promised, Tyurruu-San. Thank you for reading 'death'. The other one can get a hug from me, because the author loves the people who review. Thank you very much. [Hugs readers].