R&A (Reviews and Answers)
Kumo outweighed everyone who had other opinions : THEY'RE GOING TO KUMO! WHOA!
NAFNAF509: Flashbacks will cover the past in chunks, the only reason I did such large time skips was because some people complained that they wanted to see what the current Naruto was doing now and I sort of agreed. He basically trained and hung out with Kisame/Haku and that was pretty much it. Some OMAKES will be happening with flashbacks.
(NOTE: IF YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR OMAKES, SEND IT IN A REVIEW AS A CHALLENGE OF SORTS AND I'LL TRY MY BEST TO DO IT. IT CAN BE IN THE PAST WHEN NARUTO IS WITH KISAME AND HAKU OR THE CURRENT TIMELINE.)
Setsuna911: Naruto tasked Haku with the challenge of testing her abilities against stronger ninja, seeing as how she herself trained with Kisame and Naruto who went slightly easier on her. This is also an opportunity for me to write some fucking cool abilities (that I totally did not steal from a videogame *cough*dota2*cough*crystalmaiden*cough*) that she can pull out of her butt that'll impress you guys (the move, not the pulling out of her butt).
KuroiSenkou: Submissive Haku will swap between Seductive Haku when the mood is right, she'll still believe Naruto is her master even as they're in a relationship (which happens in this chapter, or at least a confession from Naruto to Haku since she would never make the move).
Banjo the Fox: You don't just say 'disappointing chapter' and then don't tell me what made it disappointing. You have to tell me so that I understand and try to correct it in the future. If you're 'disappointed' at the fact that Kakashi did not side with Naruto in the last chapter or in this, you'll be disappointed yet again because Kakashi doesn't know him, let alone side with him. Naruto doesn't even give a shit about Kakashi at all. Did Kakashi raise him? No, Kisame did. That's why he cares about Kisame more than Kakashi.
And yes, he may be joining a Daimyo in the future due to certain events that will take place in the future.
Recently, Kisame-sama had sent a shark summon to deliver Naruto a strange cloak. The shark told Naruto that Kisame just told the messenger to send it to his surrogate younger brother without saying anything else. After delivering the package, the shark summon swam away, thankful that he had found the boy near water.
'Black cloak, red clouds. Looks pretty damn cool if I do say so myself. I have no idea why you gave this to me, but thank you, Kisame-sama.' Naruto looked at the cloak before looking at his old Kiri hunter-nin outfit. Shrugging, he put it on; unaware of the significance it would play in the times to come and the lives it would affect.
Sasuke and Kiba's day had gone very well, they woke up, went to the toilet to get changed, ate breakfast, started practising their tree-climbing exercises near Sakura and Tazuna at the bridge just in case they got attacked by bandits, and then they got attacked by a red-headed teen with a giant bandaged sword.
Yeah, everything sort of went downhill from there. Sakura was tasked (to the best of her already limited abilities) to escort Tazuna away while the other bridge builders escaped for their lives. Sasuke and Kiba had been tossed around by the sweat-less red head who insisted on fighting them to, apparently, 'test Konoha's little soldiers'.
"Well, is this the best the two of you got?" Naruto taunted the panting boy and girl, they assumed that the annoying smirk still stuck on his face but could not confirm due to the mask he was wearing. What irritated the Uchiha and the Inuzuka the most was that he didn't even sound cocky, but rather cool and collected. Almost as if they weren't even a challenge to him, which they weren't, but they didn't know that.
"Damn it." Kiba cursed under his breath, and grudgingly turned to his female rival, who was also in the same predicament as him.
"Uchiha, got any ideas?"
Sasuke grunted, a frown marring her usually 'drives-hormonal-teen-boys-and-lesbian-girls-crazy' face. She hated being bested by others, especially when her opponent was the same age as her, and Sasuke herself was supposed to be the number one Genin in the whole of Konoha. It was an insult to the Uchiha name to be so weak in front of comrades or friends.
Though, a part of her silently prayed that the mysterious red head didn't use the giant bandaged blade on his back. The same bandaged blade that he seemed to carry with relative ease despite being almost twice his size.
"Well, if you're done coming up with a plan..." The red head leaped forwards, spinning in mid-air while he swung his leg out during mid-flight. Too slow to dodge the quick movement, the reverse spinning kick landed on Kiba's cheek, splitting the inside of his cheek open and flinging him against the side of the bridge wall. He cried out in pain when he connected to the concrete, his back injured from landing on the hard edge.
Sasuke bent down and brandished a kunai from her leg pocket, spinning in on her index finger in an attempt to scare Naruto.
Naruto snorted at the sight of her little show. How exactly would the opponent be scared if you could twirl a kunai on your finger?
"Oooooh~ scaryyy, the ability to twirl a circular object connected to a knife on your finger." Naruto mocked the ever-louring teen. Seeing as it did not work, Sasuke frowned deeper and turned the spinning kunai into a reverse dagger grip, preparing to strike the annoyingly strong red head down with a fatal strike.
With a simple and swift kick to the wrist as the last Uchiha approached, he effectively disabled the still standing Konoha shinobi. A quick motion brought his knee into Sasuke's toned stomach and before the Uchiha could even blink, he had already uncurled his leg sideways like a whip and struck her cheek hard with the roof of his foot and shin.
"Gah!" Sasuke cried as softly as she could in order to protect her broken and dying pride. The kick had bruised her pale and beautiful cheek painfully, Sasuke narrowed her eyes and grit her teeth, her eyes filled with obvious murderous intentions towards the red head who, she assumed, continued smirking from beating the Uchiha's ass soundly.
Kisame-sama would be proud of him. That much Naruto knew.
Sasuke, who obviously did not learn her lesson, ran back towards the red head who had crossed his arms and was checking the nails on his left hand, an act that Kisame-sama had taught him to rile his opponents up. And it worked of course, especially on someone who feeds off on pride and dignity, someone like Sasuke.
Angered by the pillory, the duck-haired girl added chakra to her legs to give her the needed 'oomph'. She did not expect Naruto to suddenly appear in front of her, faster than she herself was with chakra enhanced legs nor did she expect the quick punch to the gut, the left shoulder and the right side of her ribs. The punches had left her slightly crippled as the strength behind them had effectively made it hard to move them without feeling her muscles screaming. Naruto did the same kick he had performed on Kiba, instead of hitting her cheek again, he planted his heel into the solar plexus of the last Uchiha, knocking her away and onto her back while she spat spittle and blood out.
Naruto cocked his head at the sight of the two downed ninja, sighing at the sorry-state of the village that had intended to do him harm as he grew older.
"Man, if this is the level of Konoha shinobi, I won't have to worry a thing during the Chunnin Exams." Naruto joked. He wasn't even a genin yet, let alone a chuunin
'This guy isn't even a chuunin? What the hell?!" Kiba and Sasuke thought together at the same time, clearly feeling the invisible pressure from the much stronger opponent being placed on them.
"Oi, Shit-Eater, formation B!" Sasuke shouted at the dog boy who growled when he heard that name but nevertheless complied with her demands. Leaping forwards, he jumped and twisted in mid-air so that his feet faced Sasuke's chest, he landed on her open palms which she pushed forwards while he kicked off, shooting him with incredible speed at the red head who was watching the circus act with curiosity.
The honestly expected something as simple as that to beat him?
The Inuzuka stretched his hands forwards, nails ready to dig into the red headed boy's flesh.
The only flesh that he had dug into was the knee that dug into his own flesh, his chin to be precise.
"Ghrk." Kiba choked as the knee connected, snapping his once open jaw shut. A breakneck (to the two genins) punch cracked his bottom left rib causing him to gasp, lifting his leg up and pushing the boy away from him, causing him to land next to Sasuke's feet.
"Okay, I'm not going to lie," Naruto shook his head negatively, "That was pretty sad."
Sasuke snarled, stepping over her downed comrade. Going through the hand seals that she was the most familiar with, she stopped, placed her mouth at the tiger sign.
"Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique)!" She shouted out, chucking a large chakra enhanced fireball at the masked teen, who ran through his own sign in a flash.
"Suiton: Suikōdan no Jutsu (Water Release: Water Shark Bullet Technique)!" A translucent blue shark that dripped water blasted out from his hands, a silent roar on its face as it dived for the fireball. They crashed in a show of hot steam, blocking both fighters' view and preventing vision on both sides.
"Shit, this isn't good." Kiba muttered while holding onto his ribs, something Sasuke could agree on. She did not expect that move, especially his reaction time to the sudden ninjutsu move. It was quick and fast compared to hers, almost like he whipped it out while she had slowly performed it like a child would. Shoving aside her shame, she jumped high, kicking off Kiba's chest, who had shouted indignantly at having the action perform on him, and back flipped away while Kiba fell on his ass. The large bandaged sword had swiped the steam away from the area and had almost connected to their chests.
Sasuke cursed her luck, mentally giving Kami a 'fuck you'.
Whatever it was, there was probably a very good reason why it was bundled up in the first place.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" A shrilly voice pierced the air. Naruto turned around and saw Sakura running up from behind, intending to distract him while her teammates attacked. She was quickly booted in the face, making her fall down backwards, and 'golf-balled' away after falling to the floor and getting smacked with Samehada like a golf club would to a golf ball. She got some air-time before crashing into a tree, knocking her out again. Her body was going to hurt like hell, especially for a weaker kunoichi who never trained, when she woke up.
"FORE!" Naruto snickered at his own joke, clearly pleased at the result of the improvised attack.
"Sakura!" Both teammates shouted, both wondered why the idiot had charged in like that, unaware of her intentions to distract him while they attacked. Naruto grinned at all three's stupidity.
"Look, it's been fun kiddos… but we've got a country to liberate."
Turning around, he jumped and spun his kick in a 180 degree, kicking Kiba and Sasuke hard enough to rattle their skulls and knock them out.
"Hmph, that was a horrible test, you guys failed pretty badly. But, I guess we'll play again when you're actually going to put up a fight, see ya." He two-finger saluted the unconscious bodies before vanishing with his red cloud cloak billowing in the afternoon air.
"You! You're the one who attacked my students." Kakashi narrowed his eyes and leaned low, a kunai in his hand ready to throw or stab with. Haku did not reply the man, preferring to stay silent behind her mask. Zabuza looked surprised at the sudden appearance of the girl, choosing to be wary of the teen if his opponent, the Copy Cat himself, had found her as a threat.
"My master has tasked me with being live tested by powerful ninja. I will not fail him after he has entrusted me to complete my task." Haku tossed senbon at both men, causing them to split and dodge as the rain of frozen ninja weapon.
"What the hell?! A Hyoton user?!" Zabuza was in disbelief, he had assumed that they had all perished during the Bloodline Purges in Kiri. He was now slightly hesitant at wanting to kill the girl/androgynous boy. If he could capture her, he could put a seal on her to wipe her memories of her old master and replace them of one with him, getting him the last Yuki clansmen in existence on a leash.
Haku silently turned to Zabuza, eyeing the large blade her Naruto-sama wanted. Although she understood that testing herself against two A-Rank ninja was the main goal, the bonus was the Kubikiribocho. She reminded herself that Naruto-sama would not want her to be returned in two pieces, something easily achievable by the over-sized cleaver which could easily cut her in half. Although, thinking of the reward Naruto-sama would give her made her lick and bite her pink round lips sexually.
Shaking herself out of her reverie, Haku decided to use her biggest gun in her first move.
"Hyoton: Hyoketsu Fīrudo (Ice Release: Freezing Field)." Haku's voice seemed to bounce throughout the air, echoing despite all of them standing in an open field. The bitter cold started to affect both men, causing them to shiver under the feeling of an invisible artic storm. The clouds quickly turned grey, almost unnaturally if the speed they changed colours was a clue.
"Ondo… (Temperature…)" She muttered under her breath as the storm clouds boomed, both men were so entranced in watching the sky that they forgot to move, not even noticing as their breath started to turn visible and that it was getting harder to breathe.
Drips of rain fell from the sky, plipping and plopping softly onto both men's heads.
"Gekigen… (Dropping…)" And with that final word, all hell broke loose.
Loud whistles signified the fast approaching projectiles that dropped from the sky like rain. Senbon, shuriken, icicles, blocks of ice, all fell from the sky, each varying in different sizes and shapes, intent on smashing someone's skull in or impaling another.
Kakashi widened his eyes, leaning to the right to dodge a giant icicle, approximately the same size as he, that whizzed past his skull. Zabuza was no different, instead of a single icicle however, a storm of ice shuriken the same size as his fist came bearing down upon him, choosing to use Kubikiribocho in a futile attempt to block the rain of pain, leaving his legs wide open for Haku to attack.
Slightly drained of her attack, that was still going on, she dodged her own icicle rain, summoning three senbons between her index, middle and pinkie finger on her right hand while her left had a Pantera claw, ready to strike Zabuza's glaring weak spot. She gracefully dodged the kick that Zabuza had directed to her face, sliding underneath the extended limb with her knees and bringing the senbon straight up while the claw went for his other leg.
"ARGH!" Zabuza screamed as the senbon embedded themselves into the calf he used to kick her with while the leg he was standing on was viciously slashed, cutting through the black pants he wore and leaving three bloodied scratches.
The young ice user came out from the other side, only to be bashed at the ribs by Kubikiribocho's blunt edge when Zabuza swung it around to hit the girl. She gasped as she felt one of her ribs break from the weapon but persevered through the pain and turned around.
'I can't die here, not when I haven't even taken down one of them,' She thought while holding her injured side in pain, casually leaning to the left to avoid a giant ice shuriken that found its way next to her, 'Naruto-sama put his faith into me, I can't let him down!'
A large icicle slammed into Zabuza's exposed thigh, causing the man to scream in pain as he was stuck to the spot, unable to break free from the sharpened ice spear.
The one-eyed jonin decided to capitalise on the injured Zabuza, trying his best to avoid the ice shrapnel that had broken off on impact and buried themselves into the floor, jutting out like sharpened nails while avoiding the still raining-deadly-ice-objects cloud. Too bad luck wasn't on his side as he felt a large amount of ice shuriken land on his vest, weighing him down slightly, just enough, for him to crash land on some of the shrapnel. His arms dripped of blood as pieces of ice thumbtacks were stuck in them, causing the jonin to grunt in pain. He'd have to clear out most of the ice to continue forwards.
"Katon: Hōsenka no Jutsu (Fire Release: Phoenix Sage Fire Technique)!" Kakashi spat multiple balls of fire through his mask. Easily burning through the grass, ice shards and falling hail in a second with the jutsu's great heat. Kneeling down on the wet grass, he pulled up his hitai-ate, showing off his spinning sharingan and charged up his signature technique, the Chidori (One Thousand Birds).
Zabuza widened his eyes, unable to move from his spot on the floor, unable to swing Kubikiribocho in time to sever the blitzing Kakashi whose fist was engulfed in a bright white-blue of lightning.
'Damn it, at least I die with dignity.' Zabuza closed his eyes, accepting death with imaginary open arms, seeing as he wanted to die holding onto his blade. Haku watched in baited breath, waiting for Kakashi to strike Zabuza down.
*thump*
Zabuza keeled over and dropped to his knees then to the floor when Kakashi released him, good as dead after the Chidori-engulfed fist entered his chest and exited from his back. Haku and Kakashi ignored each other as they silently mourned the loss of an honourable enemy in battle while the storm cloud slowly dissipated.
Kakashi was still going to take his body for the bounty though, his Icha Icha didn't pay for itself y'know.
"Well, that was great, Haku." Haku flinched, suddenly turning to face her master despite the agonising pain at her side.
"N-Naruto-sama! I'm sorry I have failed you." Haku tried to bow, shame filling her features behind the mask. Naruto placed a hand on her shoulder, stopping her from bowing. He wasn't disappointed at her, in fact, her was more than impressed. She had exceeded his expectations and impressed him greatly. Saying you stood your ground against the Demon of the Mist and Konoha's Copy Cat was already a great achievement in his book.
"Come, let us take our prize and leave before I check up on your injury." Haku blushed heavily again despite the situation, the idea of taking off her shirt for Naruto-sama was just too sexual in context for her not to imagine him taking in the sight of her topless.
With great ease, he picked up Kubikiribocho, throwing it high into the air while he quickly brandished Samehada, pointing her upwards. The bandages loosed enough for the sentient sword to open her mouth, swallowing the giant sword as it came back down to earth. Ignoring Kakashi's wide eyed disbelieving look when he had heard Haku address the teen as 'Naruto-sama' and the giant sword-eating sword he wielded.
What were the chances this could be the same boy the Hokage tasked all jonin and chunnin's to look out for on their missions.
'Blonde hair, nope. Whisker marks, unsure. Blue eyes, check.'
He re-imagined most of the boy's looks in his head, changing the teen's hair colour and removing the face mask that was similar to his, placing whisker marks on his cheeks. His eyes widened, could it be? Better safe than sorry.
"Wait! You with the sword, what's your name?" Kakashi demanded, brandishing a kunai despite being slightly tired.
"Me?" Naruto looked around comically, trying to find the person he was talking to, his eyes widened before he dropped the act, narrowing coldly at the Konoha nin.
"Currently, it doesn't matter what my name is, what matters are your little genins that I beat up, you might want to look for them before bears eat them or something." He shrugged, gently scooping up Haku (who gasped at the intimate action) in his arms and vanishing into a whirl of water.
Kakashi growled, turning around to locate his, hopefully not eaten by bears, genin, mentally noting to inform the Hokage of the boy that shared traits similar to one Uzumaki Naruto who was officially listed as dead but was labelled as missing off the record.
"That's a lot of money." Naruto whistled, admiring at the large, stacked, pile of cash that reached from the floor to the ceiling. Haku, as usual, stood by his side like a loyal guard dog would for her master, her eyes scanning any visible threats in the vicinity, seeing as how they were in the 'man who sucked Wave Country dry's' house. Naruto sniffed softly, pulling out a scroll and sealing a large portion of it away with the help of a Mizu Bushin.
One very specific reason why people rarely used clones now-a-days was because of the side effects of them dispersing. When they dispersed normally, one would retain about 5% of the information they received for the clone, barely remembering the other 95%. Not only that, but if the clone was to die from say, a kunai, you would receive the information that you got killed by a kunai flashing through your head, almost like a burst of powerful killing intent due to actually seeing yourself die, this would be incredibly dangerous to use in battle and should only be used as a final gambit. (Authors Rant: See how I effectively crippled the use of clones because it's so fucking stupid to have Naruto visit a library and clone himself a million times to read every single book and becoming a smart motherfucker. So no Naruto 400 clones, split them up to master techniques easily or pile on an opponent, NO. THAT'S. FUCKING. STUPID. Anyone who writes that way is kinda lazy in my opinion. Not only that, but people constantly use the clones as scouting tools, which is also very stupid, so why the fuck not surround Naruto with hundreds of clones to effectively make sure no one is around.)
Haku assisted her master silently, picking up piles of cash and delivering it to the hardworking clone and master who accepted the cash and sealed it away in multiple sealing scrolls. Creating another Mizu Bushin, he commanded them to return to their hide out and bury the scrolls underneath his and Haku's bed before dispersing.
He moaned in satisfaction, stretching his back and enjoying the popping sounds his spinal column made from a hard day's work of stealing money from the richest man in Wave. He had left a quarter of the money behind, effectively stealing 75 million ryo from both the country and the corrupt businessman. If Naruto were to retire now, he would have enough money to support Haku and himself for the rest of their lives and the next.
"Good work Haku, we'll leave the rest for the citizens, but we'll have to get rid of the pests first." Naruto smiled vanishing in a burst of water while Haku created a mirror beneath her and vanished through the floor.
They appeared outside a door, which Naruto promptly kicked down with his powerful legs. Rearranging Samehada on his back to a more comfortable position, Haku and he walked in sync to the large oval shaped conference table. At the far end of the table, a man with scraggly hair sat, two samurai standing by his side while other brutes and thugs watched the two teens.
"Hmph, just because you think you have a big sword, you think you can kill my men and me? Kill the kid, but take the girl for your own amusement." Gato smiled, expecting the man to break down and beg for forgiveness and offer the girl as a tribute, one he would accept, only for him to kill the man and take the girl anyway!
The men stared at Haku's lovely hips, licking their lips at the idea of holding onto those curves while they pounded her repeatedly, her weak and broken voice begging for them to stop only for it to be filled with another throbbing and hungry meat-stick which would find its way down her throat rapidly, filling her stomach and womb up with their sordid sperm before selling the babies she made away as sex slaves or labourers. Of course, just like their past victims, Haku wouldn't be able to get the peace of death, no, they would pound her until she died from exhaustion or pain. Even then, they would desecrate her remains, ejaculating all over her corpse and tossing it into the ocean.
Naruto's hand tightened onto Samehada's handle, growling at the sight of some of the vermin grabbing their hard crotches. Haku placed a soothing hand on his arm, causing him to relax slightly. Secretly, she thanked the way those men looked at her; it made her Naruto-sama incredibly jealous!
'Naruto-sama is so protective of me! One step closer to being Yuki Uzumaki Namikaze Haku! Kyaaaa~!' While Haku was busy fantasising about what colour her wedding dress was going to be, Naruto had addressed the men that dared to stare at his Haku.
Yes, his Haku.
"With your very corpses, I will wipe the floor clean of the blood I'm about to spill from your bodies." The men shivered slightly at how cold and deadly his voice was, turning to Gato, his blue eyes turned artic and frigid, "And I'll make you eat your guts through your nostrils." And with that being said, he vanished in a burst of speed.
Heaving Samehada from over his shoulder to right in front of him, he smashed the giant sword into the table, flipping it over and giving it a good, hard kick. The table top spun and smashed into most of the men, shattering and coating them all in splinters. Swinging Samehada with great ease, he smashed a foolish man with a knife in the stomach into the wall, coating the bandages with his blood and organs as he was violently separated from his lower half.
Haku did not stand around as well. Slipping on her trademark porcelain mask she started tossing senbon out left and right, nailing targets in their brains, eardrums, tendons and vital organs. Her eyes darted from target to target, flicking with her nimble fingers and destroying the painfully slow men. The vermin dropped like flies while more replaced them.
"Hyoton: Sōzō no Hyo (Creation of Ice)." Haku, with her mastery over ice, froze the very moisture around her arm, something she had been practising for many years and took a lot of chakra to accomplish. Her arm turned into a claw that had long and pointy fingernails. The hardened blue ice sparkled as she raised it up, imagining the way it would later shine in the blood of her enemies.
"I thank you for making Naruto-sama jealous, however, fantasising about me being raped comes with a heavy cost…" She pointed the fingernails at them, "I hope you're ready to pay the price." The men cowered as she charged; intent on gouging out the eyes that had mentally undressed her.
Naruto slung Samehada back onto his back sash, having changed the blood-soaked bandages with the help of a Mizu Bunshin. The two samurai that were supposed to protect Gato were lying on the floor with their bones broken and their lives ended painfully.
"So, Gato, shall I move on with how I'm going to make you eat your intestines from your nose?" The man whimpered as Naruto slowly stepped closer, stepping over the dead body of the fallen samurai and standing in front of the crying man.
"Please, I'll give you all my money, just leave me alone!" Naruto laughed after hearing his pleas and begs, lifting a foot up and planting it into his side, punting him across the room.
"Scum like you do not deserve to live. Luckily for you, I have just the treatment for that predicament." The red head's smile turned positively cruel.
"No, NO, PLEASE STOP, I CAN'T- ARRGHHHHHH! NO, PLEASE, STO-AAAAAAAAAHH!" Naruto had lifted his leg up, using his full strength; Naruto crushed both of Gato's legs like toothpicks. The bones snapped with great ease and would not be recovering anytime soon. He changed the position of his feet from Gato's legs to his shoulders, and with another two hard steps, they too shattered. Being in so much pain, Gato's brain shut down, turning him into a vegetable.
Certainly not one you would eat, probably one you'd throw away judging by it's rotten looks.
"There we go, much better than eating your organs right?" Naruto asked, not expecting an answer from the now comatose man, "Hey now, stop all that crying and turn that frown upside down." Naruto chided the tycoon while he foamed at the mouth. Haku walked up beside her master, her trademark porcelain mask slightly splattered with blood.
*FLUFF WARNING*
"Naruto-sama, the castle has been cleared out. All valuables have been taken and stored in our home." She coughed, hoping Naruto did not catch her dreamy voice when she said 'our'. Naruto smiled warmly at her, leaning into her mask and making the teenage assassin fluster under his gaze.
"Good work Haku-chan," She did not miss the sudden addition of the suffix, her face reddening further beneath the porcelain glass that separated her face from his. She mentally cursed that she had picked this to obscure her identity when if she hadn't, she could just… lean in… for a… kiss. She strained her muscles and forced herself from jumping her master right there and then in front of a slightly brain-dead Gato, which wouldn't be very romantic.
Naruto, however, slightly lifted up her mask from below, giving him sight of her from her sharp chin up to her cute little nose. Haku diligently stared forwards, her pupils vibrating, not even daring to look her at her master from the corner of her eye. He smiled when he saw one of her reddened cheeks, enjoying the sight of her lip trembling slightly.
The teen leaned in,
'chu'
'!'
'KYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!' Haku's inner mind squealed loudly, smoke comically exiting her ears while her eyes turned into swirls usually seen in Manga and anime of the far future, 'NARUTO-SAMA KISSED MY CHEEEEEEK~!' Inner Haku cupped her burning cheeks and smiled happily, 'YATTA! HAKU:1 UCHIHA BITCH:0'
On the outside, Haku coughed while Naruto leaned back out from her cheek, a small happy smirk plastered on his face.
"T-Thank you for gra-gracing m-me with your li-" She shuddered violently while attempting to say the word, forcing a look of painful impassiveness on to her beautiful face, exhaling a quiet 'oh sweet heaven,' before continuing, "lips, Na-Naruto-sama."
Haku had thought that he had never noticed the subtle signs that she had been giving him while they were together with Kisame. Times where she would insist on climbing up trees he sat under while she wore a skirt, flashing him her cute white-blue striped panties or when she would insist on washing his back, claiming that 'a master should never wash his own back as long as he has an extra pair of expandable hands,' When she had said that she was expendable, Naruto had given her an earful and forced her to swear that she would never see herself as a dispensable and replaceable person again.
Or that one time she had, out of the blue, informed him in the later parts of the three years with Kisame that, according to the world organisation that ran the Master/Servant guild (or at least the one she had made up), the master must, she had stressed very strongly, have sex with his servant if he only has one, a hidden look of sexual depravity in her eyes that Naruto did not miss. He had politely shot her down, saying that it was improper of a lady like her to force herself into doing something she did not want to. He smirked inwardly when his sharp ear had caught onto her mumbling 'damn it' before she walked away, choosing to please herself with a smooth stone she had found outside whilst moaning her master's name. Something that Naruto had also heard with his powerful hearing.
But damn it all, he just loved teasing the hell out of her, placing subtle innuendos he was sure she would interpret correctly, turning his usually calm and collected Haku into his flustered, shivering and perverse Haku.
"Don't be so formal with me Haku-chan, you know I don't like that." He mock pouted while taking a senbon and gently shoving it into Gato's neck, paralysing him. Using Samehada, he scooped up Gato's broken body and used Samehada and Gato as a bindle.
"Besides…" He looked over his shoulder, his blue eyes sparkled with warmth directed at the ice user who blushed at his caring gaze, "You're mine, right?"
Haku stiffened before dropping backwards, fainting on the spot. Naruto gave a short sigh at the girl's reaction to his confession; see as how she herself would never confess due to her feeling that a servant was not worthy of being together with their master, no matter how much Naruto tried to beat it out of her head. Hell, he was going to make her confess by trying to hit on another girl to make her snap and claim him as hers but felt that that was too cruel.
Shrugging, he walked over and picked up the softly snoring girl, trying his best to balance Gato on Samehada, Samehada herself and Haku, who was being carried like a newlywed bride.
An unconscious newlywed bride, but still one nonetheless.
"OI! PEOPLE OF WAVE, COME AND GET THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT'S BEEN DRAINING YOU DRY FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS!" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs, tossing Gato onto the wooden floor of the stage, the very same he had stood on when he executed Kaiza publicly. The citizens of wave immediately stopped and stared at the broken body of Gato at the feet of Naruto and Haku. They cheered, crying tears of joy at finally being liberated, many getting up on stage to thank their saviours and to kick Gato.
"By the way, the money that he stole is in his base, we could only find 25 million ryo unfortunately. He seemed to have spent the rest." Naruto told Tazuna who looked slightly suspicious at the pair who had attacked his escorts.
"Well, we're leaving. Come on Haku-chan, I've decided, the voices in my head have told me that Kumo is the perfect place to go!" Naruto turned and walked away while Haku chased after her boyfriend/master.
"Wait up Naruto-sam- I mean, Naruto-kun!"
She was still having a hard time believing that they were in a relationship.
Sarutobi Hiruzen stared at the newly listings in the bingo book, hoping that he could retrieve his weapon back with the multiple squads he sent out to search for the pair. Having the last Yuki in existence could prove useful to him. Unfortunately, by being a girl, it would take a much longer time to impregnate instead of a boy who could impregnate many kunoichi's at once. He'd have to look out for Naruto as well, he was growing into a threat that soon even he couldn't stop. The Sandaime wondered where he could have gotten so strong and how he did so.
Name: Yuki Haku.
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: 13-17, Porcelain Kirigakure Hunter-nin mask, long black hair, slender frame.
Village: Supposedly Kirigakure
Nickname: 'Suishou Shojo (The Crystal Maiden)'
Ranking: Low A-Rank.
Abilities: Hyoton Bloodline, able to summon a storm of ice to slaughter hordes of enemies, agile fighting style and dangerously accurate with senbon.
Notes: Fought against Zabuza 'The Demon of the Mist and Kakashi 'The Copy Cat' and managed to wound both, impaled Zabuza through the leg with an icicle.
Threat level: Is considered very dangerous.
Konoha
Dead: 50,000,000 ryo.
Alive: 150,000,000 ryo.
Name: Uzumaki (Assumed) Naruto (Confirmed)
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: 13-17, Red hair, Black cloak with red clouds, face mask that covers ears, mouth and most of the nose, medium body-size with muscles.
Village: Supposedly Konohagakure
Nickname: '?'
Ranking: High A-Rank - S-Rank.
Abilities: Powerful Suiton affinity, able to make water out of air despite not being near a source of one. Assumed to be an Uzumaki member due to red hair. Assumed to rival the Nidaime Hokage in terms of Suiton Affinity.
Notes: Currently in possession of two swords, one unidentified large bandaged blade with a mouth and one of the Kirigakure's 'Seven Swordsmen of the Mist's' blade, Kubikiribocho. Able to carry and swing both with great ease and hold them as though they are weightless.
Threat level: Is considered incredibly dangerous.
Konoha
Alive only: 500,000,000 ryo.
Kisame smirked as he read the newest additions in the black booklet, biting through the claw of a crab as his eyes scanned through the page.
'So it looks like Naruto has moved up on the 'social ladder' eh? Even getting the Kubikiribocho from Zabuza. Hehe, little Haku-chan has grown too. These kids, they grow up so fast! I'm so proud of them!' He crunched on the claw loudly, his stoic partner stared at him with a pair of red eyes as he read, unaware of the thoughts in the blue man's head, 'I see he wore the Akatsuki cloak I sent him. Hopefully he doesn't get in trouble with the boss for doing so. It would be a real 'pein' if the boss sends us after him.' Kisame laughed at his own joke, confusing his partner further.
"Kisame-san, let's get a move on shall we?" His stoic partner asked politely, causing Kisame to swallow the rest of the crab whole. He crunched it loudly, smacking his lips in contentment.
"Hai, hai, Itachi-san, let's." The shark man stood up, heaving the dead body of the shinobi they were tasked to capture to collect the bounty on his head for their organisation. Kisame had no idea what they were doing with so much money, but he liked the company and the thrill of chasing down other dangerous shinobi.
Chapter End.
Now that (almost) everyone has chosen to go to Kumo, that's where our lovely adventures will take us!
Review if Naruto should get more companions, male/female, if they should receive a Swordsmen blade in the future or not, I'm thinking of a teenage Mei, because y'know, red heads are hot and Mei is pretty fucking badass with her own Bloodline.
LAVA, SHE CAN SPIT FUCKING LAVA. And she's from Kiri too!
Or maybe a younger, less dead, Pakura. She'd be fun to write, especially since Scorch Release is under-rated.
(Preview of the next chapter: To Kumo, We Go!)
The target wrapped his large sweaty arms around her waist, pulling her in and making sure she understood what he needed by placing her amazingly soft rear on the hardening in his pants. The man dug his oily nose into her neck and inhaled her amazing scent.
"Peaches, I love peaches." He was allergic to peaches, but what's a little lie going cost him? Haku smile warmly, leaning deeper into the slimy man's hug.
"Oh really? You do? What else do you like about me?" She smirked playfully while she escaped his grasp, turning around to show the seated man her lascivious outfit. A short, frilly, black miniskirt and a mix between a corset and a French maid outfit, (barely) covering only her abdomen and, as she herself put it, budding (small), chest, leaving her shoulders, arms and (whatever small amount of) cleavage open for show.
"Well, I like how beautiful you look," Inwardly she rolled her eyes, Naruto-sama could have come up with a better compliment to describe her radiant beauty, "I like your warm exterior… but I'm more interested to know what's beneath the 'exterior'." He winked as seductively as he could at her, causing Inner Haku to cringe at the sight and at his pathetic pickup lines.
Swallowing her disgust, she bent down forwards, giving the man a good view of her breasts while her hands started travelling all over her body, rubbing over her (budding) breasts and in-between her leg valleys, giving off a soft gasp when she touched her moist panties before bringing her hands back up to her chest. Stopping halfway at the buttons of her corset-maid outfit hybrid, she slowly unbuttoned, causing the man to lean forwards, licking his lips savagely while his eyes were bulged.
"Beneath my warm exterior…?"
She undid the last button while holding her dress in place; she smirked at the way men would bend around her finger so easily. Too bad Naruto-sama would require some coaxing and embarrassment to come out of his shell before him too bended like the rest of them.
She pulled apart her shirt, causing the man to instinctually grin. That grin soon dropped into a 'what-the-fuck' look at the sight before him, his eyes showing his mass confusion and hysteria. Haku's entire body or at least the parts that were covered by the strange clothing was completely translucent and blue, almost like… ice.
"…Permafrost."
And with that, her body started to glow a brilliant, bright blue, one that swept throughout the whole room before, in a split second; everything turned an eye-blinding white.
The man never got to experience losing his virginity that night, instead swapping it with his life when Haku's entire body exploded into a flash freeze of glacial coldness. Instantly freezing the man and the entire room they were in in a coat of (-273.15 degrees Celsius) ice. The look on his ice encrusted face showing his despair at dying a virgin… that or you know, seeing a girl with a body made of ice.
Faraway, Haku shivered when he Hyo Bunshin killed itself, taking out the assigned target Kumo had given them in the process. She'd have to wipe her mind clean of the memory of some greasy vermin touching her… she smiled, perhaps Naruto-sama was free tonight.