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Disclaimer: Naruto would have probably been destroyed by now if I owned it, so no. It's safer in Kishi's hands.

Summary: Because a day only ever gets worse the moment you think it can't. Still, this might be more fun than I thought …

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Kakashi hesitantly peeped into the bag, before opening it up fully. His eyes widened and he looked back at Tsunade, who smirked knowingly. "I thought you might need to take your mind off things. Shizune and I will focus on Sakura. You relax."

Kakashi nodded slightly, before making some hand signs and disappearing with a 'poof'. Tsunade smiled and leaned back in her chair, opening the top drawer and gently picking up the bottle of sake as if it were her child. She opened it and took one large swig, before swishing the liquid content around it's container. She sighed as she gazed lovingly at the bottle.

"I'm gonna need all the help I can get."

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Chapter Four

I shoved past Shizune and Kakashi as I stormed out of the office. Who did Tsunade think she was? Yelling at me, Sakura Haruno, all because of a stupid little incident that didn't even matter that much. I knew Naruto was one to blow things out of proportion, but Tsunade? Something wasn't right with her.

I rubbed my shoulder subconsciously. Damn, I forgot how bony Kakashi was.

I sighed and walked out of the building. I wasn't in the mood to annoy people, so instead I opted for trying to find them instead. I haven't seen Sasuke since the meeting and I haven't seen Naruto since before that. I began walking in a certain direction, when I faintly heard the loudness that was Naruto Uzumaki. Despite everything I said earlier about killing Naruto for getting me into trouble, I couldn't help the smile that formed on my see-through face.

He, of course, was standing outside Ichiraku's, with none other than Sasuke himself. Awesome. The two very people I wanted to see.

Sasuke was just standing, listening to Naruto ramble on, and to anyone that didn't know the man, they'd say he didn't care. But to someone who knows him as well as I do, it's not that he doesn't care, he just can't be bothered to. I was still too far away to hear what the blonde was saying, but he didn't seem to happy about it.

I casually walked up to them, and caught the end of the conversation.

Normal P.O.V

"… next thing I know, I wake up in a hospital bed trying to convince Shizune I'm not crazy. It's crazy!"

"Still getting yourself into trouble, I see."

Naruto's ears perked up at the sound of the feminine voice, and Sakura smirked when he turned around excitedly.

"Sakura-cha– … Sakura-chan? Where'd you go? Did you hear that, Teme?"

Sakura hoped Sasuke would shake his head and pretend he never heard a thing, but he was never one for playing along. "She's here, Naruto. Hey, Sakura."

Naruto gave Sasuke a very strange look, before turning his head from side to side, still looking for the pinkette.

"Hey, Sasuke. Has no one told you yet, Naruto?"

Naruto's jaw dropped as he stared at the empty space where the voice came from. "Told me what? Nobody tells me anything! What's going on?"

Sakura sighed, "It's a long story, Naruto."

"Sakura got impatient on our last mission, fought the bad guy, got turned invisible."

"… Apparently not that long."

Naruto's expression hardened immediately as the cogs in his brain slowly clicked into place. Sasuke was staring at (what he assumed was) Sakura's position next to Naruto. Naruto had told him the entire story about his 'ghost fighter', and he knew from the start that it would most likely be Sakura behind it, but something told him that it wasn't her. It couldn't be her. She was the only sane one in team 7, she wouldn't attack Naruto that badly for no reason. Besides, she usually enjoys beating him up when people can watch. It humiliates Naruto and makes her look stronger. Win win. Something didn't add up.

"Wait … so … you …"

"Yeah, it was me. But the look on your face was priceless, right! It was so worth it."

Naruto's jaw dropped to the ground. Sakura chuckled to herself and Sasuke scowled. He may hate the blonde idiot, but he needed someone to compete with. Besides, if, after all this time, Sakura had been the one to kill him, Sasuke would be pissed.

"Jeez, why so serious? Naruto, I was only kidding! You, of all people should know how to take a joke. Right, Sasuke?"

Sasuke continued to stare in her direction. He knew Sakura, and he knew that she was acting way to nonchalant about this to be talking about the same thing Naruto was.

"What did you do?"

Naruto turned to look at his brother-turned-enemy-turned-brother. His eyebrows were raised, as if to point out that Sasuke was an idiot for asking such a question.

"... I threw a can at his ass. I thought that's what you guys were talking about? By the way, Naruto, was it really necessary to exaggerate it to Tsunade? She tried to make it out like I almost killed you or something."

Both Naruto and Sasuke stood with blank faces.

"What? I'm not talking about – wait, that was you! I thought there was an evil ghost terrorising me!"

Sakura laughed, "Nope, it was all me. But, in all seriousness, your face was amazing. I wish I had an invisible camera with me, I should've taken a picture of the moment."

Naruto's forehead jolted back slightly, and he began to panic before he realised it was Sakura poking him.

"How come we can't sense you? It's like you have no chakra."

Sakura thought for a moment. "You know, I have no idea. Next time I see Tsunade or Shizune I'll ask. Maybe the invisibility prevents people from sensing my chakra. Which is pretty handy; makes it easier to cause havoc."

Sasuke contemplated what was going on. Sakura had been talking about the can incident … maybe she didn't know about the attack on Naruto? But then, it's not every day invisible people wander the streets (well, he thought anyway. To be fair, he hadn't seen any), and it was too much of a coincidence for the attack to happen just after Sakura's bout of invisibility. Naruto hadn't sensed any chakra, and even now, no chakra came from the girl supposedly in front of them.

What was going on?

"So … why'd you do it Sakura-chan?"

Sasuke pushed his attention to Naruto, who looked at the ground, shuffling his feet. Sasuke almost hoped that the conversation wouldn't be brought up again; he and Sakura had been on the ANBU mission for a couple of days, and this was the first time the three had (kind of) been together since their departure.

"Look, I didn't think it would mean that much to you. I'm sorry for throwing the can."

"Not that, Sakura-chan. Why did you attack me in the alley?"

Naruto never liked to talk about fights where he lost. It brought him down and made him feel like he was still that little kid that never did anything right. If Sakura had really attacked him … he didn't know what to feel. The girl who had been like a sister to him for several years, nearly killing him? He expected that from Sasuke (and he immediately pictures Sasuke 'like a sister' … Naruto decided Sasuke did not look good in a dress.), they had their on and offs. But Sakura? It didn't make sense.

Sakura P.O.V

I just stood. I was stunned. Attack? In an alley? Naruto? I knew I had done some horrible things whilst being invisible (and, honestly, that spider deserved to be squished. Crawling around as if it owned the place. Please.) but I wouldn't … couldn't hurt Naruto. Well, not badly enough to call it an attack.

"Naruto, what are you talking about? I never –"

"You know what I'm talking about. You threw me into a bin! I had to shower for hours! Shizune thought I was going mental when I first said I was attacked by a ghost, but now I know I was wrong. How could you? You're my best friend."

The two of us missed the slight cough from Sasuke. I was angry. First, Tsunade yells at me for nothing, now this?

"Naruto, you are mental. I have never attacked you in an alley! I don't know why you think I would. Me, of all people!"

"Well, I don't see any other invisible people, do you?"

As much as I wanted to laugh at that ridiculous comment, he had a point. I knew for a fact that it wasn't me. But then, who could it have been? Like he said, there weren't any other invisible people walking around.

"Maybe you just had your eyes closed. I can't believe you'd think I would do something so … dangerous!"

"Sakura, you have superhuman strength. The ground opened in front of me. Even if you weren't the only invisible person around, no one else I know can do that. So tell me, Sakura, why you did it. I won't hate you. I can understand why you lied, but you can stop now."

I don't believe it! How could this guy – my brother – honestly think that I would do something like that. "You think I'm lying to you? Well that's just great. You know what? I wish I did do it. Maybe then I wouldn't have you accusing me of things I didn't do! C'mon, Sasuke."

I turned loudly, and began to stop away. I stopped when I didn't hear footprints behind me. "Sasuke?"

He was just standing, looking like a child who had to choose between his two best friends.

Oh … right …

He opened his mouth before shutting it promptly. He repeated this several times, before I got bored.

"Fine. Believe him instead. I don't care. It's not the first time you've left me."

"Sakura …"

He may have said more. I didn't wait to find out. After I finished, I began to run. I was hurt. The two people closest to me thought I'd become some homicidal maniac. But I hadn't. I didn't know what Naruto was talking about.

I scared several civilians as I rushed past them – their groceries and other things being sent high into the air – but I didn't care. I wanted to get as far away from Ichiraku's as possible.

I carried on running until I went past a certain shop. I stopped abruptly and looked through the window. I smirked as I saw a blonde girl arranging some flowers near the back of the shop.

I had told myself before I met up with Naruto and Sasuke that I wasn't going to cause any more trouble. However, I needed to de-stress, and lately I found that making mischief was the easiest (and most fun) way to do it. Besides, Shikamaru wouldn't have seen the girl in the shop yet, since he was still racking his brains about his shōgi pieces being ruined.

Which meant that Ino didn't know about my invisibility.

Bingo.

I opened the shop door slowly. I know Ino will kill me for this when she can see me again, but I might as well make the most of this time.

Ino looked up at the sound of the bell chiming its welcome to the customer. When she never saw anybody enter, she simply shrugged and continued with her arrangement.

I tapped the tip of my fingers together, and instantly felt like Mr Burns from The Simpsons. Excellent.

I walked behind Ino and brushed my fingers up my back, causing her to shudder and turn around. She scratched her back slowly before going back to her flowers. I had already freaked her out.

This is so much fun.

Unknown P.O.V

I stood on the opposite side of the street to Yamanaka Flowers. The street was empty; not a soul in sight. Including me. I smirked at the idea, switching my legs so that the left one was placed on the ground, my right being propped up against the wall behind me. I'd had a pretty day to be honest. I never would've thought pretending to be someone else would be so exciting.

-Flashback-

I heard footsteps stomping away quickly, and turned to see where they were coming from. The Jinchuuriki and the Uchiha were standing outside the ramen stand, both looking … hurt? The blonde lowered his head to the ground and waddled inside, taking his seat and slumping his shoulders as he ordered his food. The Uchiha continued to stare after his invisible friend, a frown forming.

"Sasuke, aren't you coming in? I'll treat ya."

Sasuke stayed outside for a little while longer, before deciding that an offer from his fellow ninja opting to buy the food was one to be taken, and went to head inside.

I ran up to him, and stuck my foot out at the last minute.

It happened in slow motion.

Sasuke's eyes widened as he tripped. Having not been paying attention, he was too shocked to get his arms to prop him up. Instead, he went face down in the dirt, refusing to get up as other people around him started to laugh. I chuckled quietly as a blonde head stood beside his friend.

"Sasuke? What're you doing down there? Ichiraku's is this way."

"Hn."

"… Do you want me to help you up?"

"Naruto, you baka, I'm fine. I must've tripped on a stone or something."

I watched Naruto scan the area around Sasuke.

"Teme, there's nothing here. I think you're getting clumsy in your old age."

Sasuke stood up quickly, brushing the dirt of the street off his clothes. His cheeks were stained pink with embarrassment. This was brilliant.

He sent a death glare to everyone who had laughed, and they instantly shut up and carried on with their day.

Naruto patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, though I could tell he was trying to suppress his laughter. Sasuke scowled before silently walking inside.

-End Flashback-

I smiled at the reminder of Sasuke's face hidden in the pavement. It may not have been as satisfying as an unconscious Naruto in a bin, but it would do for now. Besides, I have bigger things to focus on.

I focused my attention back onto the flower shop as a small scream was heard. I watched the door be shoved open quickly, the bell ringing loudly, the contrast between the shop and the quietness of the street seemed to make the sound all the more deafening.

As the door clicked shut, I heard a humming wander past me down the street. Sakura seemed to be skipping away.

Perfect.

I waited for the humming and footsteps to disappear, before I slowly walked towards the shop. As I opened the door, I couldn't help but smirk at the damage. Flowers had been thrown onto the floor, dirt and soil was strewn everywhere. The blonde girl in front of me had her hair mangled and covered with dirt, as if Sakura poured a pot of soil over her head. She held more annoyance in her blue eyes than panic, which irritated me.

On the whole, despite ruining the flower shop itself, Sakura hadn't physically hurt this girl standing before me. I was a little disappointed.

The girl had been so distraught with the latest happenings that the only thing that noticed my arrival was the poor bell above the door. I began to walk towards her, the smirk never leaving my face. She was crouched over, picking up some red flowers and messily placing them in a vase on the table. As she went to pick up one lone white one, I stood on the other end, causing the stem to break in her hand.

The girl froze in place, and I could immediately sense the fear radiating off of her. She stood up slowly, the broken flower still clutched in her hand.

"I know you're here. You don't scare me! I will fight if I have to!"

Bless. She actually thinks she stands a chance.

She stood in a fighting position, and I chuckled at her 'bravery'. I clasped my hand around her throat and lifted her off the ground. Her feet swished back and forth, and her hands went straight to her neck in an attempt to fight me off. I'd never realised before how much ninjas relied on their abilities and instincts to fight. It amused me, nevertheless.

The girl (who I assumed to be a Yamanaka) choked slightly, and moved one hand from her neck to the vase on the table beside her. With a slight push, she knocked the vase onto the ground, smashing it to pieces in front of me. I wasn't sure what she was trying to do, until I heard a noise come from upstairs.

"Ino? Honey is everything okay?"

So that was the plan. She was trying to get the attention of someone. Clever. Ino? Why would you call your child pig? It's just downright rude.

I heard movement on the stairs, but I wasn't worried. This ended up working better than I first planned.

Suddenly, a man appeared at the doorway. His blonde hair and pale eyes made it obvious that he was the girl's father. Seeing his daughter hanging in the air by herself made him go instantly into ninja-mode. Ino's breathing was slowly decreasing, but I didn't have the time to finish the job now. Besides … I wasn't one for audiences.

I carelessly threw the blonde across the shop, watching as her back collided with the wall, causing a loud crack and the whole room to shudder violently. The girl's father ran towards her, and never even stopped to notice the door open, the friendly bell being yanked from it's place on the wall, and thrown onto the ground, before the door silently came to a close.

I was annoyed that I had failed yet again, but I didn't let it get to me too much. All of the false accusations were driving Sakura crazy. I know that Sakura won't be far from her tipping point now …

It was only a matter of time.

Dun-dun-DUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Ohhh, I'm a bitch. I love it :D Also, getting this up the next day? (In England time, anyway). I never even thought that was possible! But I just got so happy and so excited after seeing the reviews, I just had to write it!

So, 'unknown P.O.V' is a right bumfluff, aren't they! I can't even believe what I did to Ino. I love Ino. Poor Ino :( I'm sorry Ino lovers. If it wasn't her, it would've been Hinata. And I just can't do that to Hinata.

What am I doing to Sakura? The poor girl. Still, this chapter held a bit more humour than the last one I think, still had that little serious moment with Naruto though. Poor guy.

Why do I feel sorry for everyone in this story?

WingedMercury – Well, she couldn't have an invisible camera, but she wished for one! Also, I managed to sneak in a small 'Sasuke in a dress' just for you, but there may still be something better than that soon. Who knows what this 'unknown' person could do! OR Sakura, for that matter :D (By the way, the flashback was written for your entertainment ;D)

SilenceIsTheKey – You are so quick to judge! :p But I hope you liked this chapter! Was it twisty enough? :D

Ur worst nightmare452 – Since I can't reply to your review, I just have to immensely thank you here :) Thank you! I hope you liked this chapter!

Did you notice the little shoulder rubbing? It was the exactly the same as Kakashi! Talk about father-daughter instincts! :p

"She tried to make it out like I almost killed you or something." - Probably one of my favourite lines in this chapter xD

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