Thank you…all who reviewed during my thank you note hiatus, for giving me reviews and being so cool. Now, Ganondorf got his thank you notes ready, his hair braided, his beard trimmed, armor polished and is now waiting to say his thank you notes. Well, hopefully he won't destroy the set.

-miano53

Thank You Notes: Ganondorf Dragmire

*Waltzing into the studio, the King of Evil, Ganondorf, eyes went wide as he saw many people cheering for him. Some held up signs with various things on them like "The King of Disrespect", "Ganon: the True King" and "The Demon King Cometh".

Pleased at what he saw, Ganondorf sat at the desk and asked, "Bob, Jr. can you play the thank you notes for me?"

He looked at Junior and saw that he was dressed like Link.

"What the…? A dark-skinned, oddly looking like a Gerudo Link? What is this world coming to?" Ganondorf asked.

"He's just dressed for Halloween," Nabooru said.

"Nabooru, how did you get here? And what is 'Halloween'?" Ganondorf asked.

"I have my ways and I'll explain that later," Nabooru said.

"Thank you…Link,

For beating me at whatever I do…even at eating contests…

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

"Thank you…Princess Zelda,

For you and your ancestors being pathetically helpless ALL THE TIME! Seriously, you all could always run away and save yourselves, hide, shoot me in the chest with arrows, but no. You just sit there and watch my troops and my various incarnations storm into the castle! Man, you all are sorry excuses for opponents! No wonder why one of my past selves didn't marry you.

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

*"Well, Zelda VI did punch you in the face when you asked her out on date," Nabooru said.

"That really hurt…I was going to take her to see the carnage I made out of those rebellious Bulbin and form a marriage proposal…And then I could RULE ALL OF HYRULE WITH AN IRON FIST!" Ganondorf said, his surroundings darkening and scaring everyone.

"Okay. On with the next note," Nabooru said.*

"Thank you…Nabooru,

For hating my guts for no reason…What did I do wrong? Give you flowers? Give you large boxes of candy? Get you pregnant with my child? Seriously, what did I do?

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

*"Yeah, I got pregnant during the Age of the Hero of Time. I had to give him up 'cause you didn't want a boy that could overthrow you someday. You wanted a girl instead. That's why I hate you," Nabooru explained.

"But our grandson is here," Ganondorf mumbled.

"What was that?" Nabooru said.

Bob, Jr. looks at Ganondorf and then at Nabooru.

"Grandma? Grandpa?" he says.

"Wait, Bob is my son? And Junior's my grandson? That can't be possible. What happened with that happened during that era and that was almost 1900 years ago," Nabooru said.

Ganondorf nodded like Bob and said, "But it's true."*

"Thank you…Sages that arrested me and sent me to the Arbiter Grounds,

For giving me this amazing sword and impaling me with it during that botched execution! Now I know what to do with this…Mwa-hah-hah!

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

"Thank you…Nintendo,

For making me a Great King of Evil, but make me lose to a guy in a green skirt and tights! And you wonder why your computers always get infected with a virus and Skyward Sword hasn't been released yet! Take that, you traitorous people called 'Japanese'! I don't know what kind of tribe is that, but still MWA-HAH-HAH!

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

*"You know Skyward Sword is about to come out in less than a month…" Nabooru said.

"WHAT? My plan didn't work?" Ganondorf said.

"Nope," Nabooru replied and saw Junior hugging her.

"Granny!" he said.

"Kid, go back and finish playing," Nabooru said, officially annoyed.*

"Thank you…people of darker hue that questionably look Gerudo called 'black people' who are fans of Zelda,

For causing a divide among you on the question of whether I am 'black' or not. You all know that I have a tinge of green in my skin. And I'm from the Gerudo Desert, which supposedly doesn't exist in your world. So, you be the judge. 'Nuff said.

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

*"Well, the fans don't think so. That's what I heard from the Kingdom Hearts gang and Organization XIII," Nabooru said.

"Who are they?" Ganondorf asked.

"Which one?" Nabooru asked.

"The Organization," Ganondorf replied.

"Well, you'll get along with their leader, Xemnas…" Nabooru told him.

"What is he after? World Domination? Destruction? Divine Power?" Ganondorf asked.

"All three. He says something about a thing called Kingdom Hearts. According to him, it's stronger than the Triforce," Nabooru said.

Ganondorf gave an evil smile and a chilling chuckle to which Nabooru muttered, "Oh no…I just had to give him ideas."*

"Thank you…the Triforce,

For breaking the instant I touched you during the Era of the Hero of Time and only giving me one piece. But, hey, it's cool. I heard of something stronger and I'll be after it next.

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

"Thank you…Mother,

For giving me the worst name in the whole world. I've looked through all the Gerudo and Hyrulean lexicons of names and I couldn't find the meaning to mine…

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

"Thank you…death,

For being a good acquaintance of mine…Man, I die a lot…

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

"Thank you…Kingdom Hearts,

For being the next thing I'll be after. See ya later, Triforce!

Sincerely,

Ganondorf Dragmire, the Great King of Evil"

*"MWA-HA-HA-HA! KINGDOM HEARTS, HERE I COME!" Ganondorf laughed evilly and jumped on his black steed.

He rode off, leaving Nabooru and a confused audience.

"That was…odd…" she said.*

Well that was a weird way to end thank you notes. Now I have to tell Link and Zelda in this world to stop him. And I'll have to tell Sora, Riku and Kairi that a crazy man on a black horse is coming to theirs. Fourth wall breakage, anyone? Anway, review and Dark Link will be next for Halloween.