"What do you think you're doing?" A voice from the other end of the phone growled, literally making me jump from fear.
"Um….I can explain, hermano, but now is not the time-"
"WHAT THE HELL IS KEEPING YOU SO BUSY THAT YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT YOU DID TO YOURSELF! ANSWER ME NOW MUJER [1]!" I jerked the phone away from my ear to avoid being deaf. I glanced up and saw that everyone staring at me and when I glanced at Teresa, she was smirking.
She is so dead when we get home.
"Er….ah…well…." I tried to find reasons that would help me survive from my brother's rampage that would soon lead to my death.
Shit, can't find any.
"I'm waiting." Felipe growled and I started shaking. Damn it! I hate being so weak…
Especially if it involved Felipe
"Ah…..well, you see I had to-"
"QUE ESTAS HABLANDO DE 'YOU HAVE TO'! DON'T MAKE ME COME FROM ESPAÑA TO JAPAN MUJER [2]!"
Now you see the reason why I tried to get the phone away from Teresa?
She's the freaking devil to me.
And I am to her.
"No, por favor no, todo esta bien aqui en Japan so you don't have to come! [3]"
"WELL WE ARE SO – Hermana! You look so cool! I didn't recognize you at first but you look like you actually belong in the- CHRISTIAN GIVE ME THE PHONE! I STILL GOTTA YELL AT YOUR SISTER!" I smiled softly when I heard Christian's voice. It's nice to know that they are ok back home. I gave a small chuckle when I heard Felipe in the background.
"Hola, Christian! It's nice to know you guys are ok after I left. Do you two still have the gifts that I gave you two?" I asked with a smirk on my face. I know Felipe and Christian couldn't see it but I can see Christian running away from Felipe and Felipe chasing Christian.
Yeah, I could definitely see them doing that right now.
"Si! We do have them! But silly~ it has only been a day since you left!" I smiled at the innocence of Christian. I'm almost jealous of how he has it easy and doesn't have to understand what is happening of the world.
Almost
"Maybe I am. Listen little León, can you make sure the phone doesn't end up in Felipe's hand? I don't want him to call me in the middle of important things that I have to do…doesn't this usually costs a lot because it's out of the country?" I heard someone gasp from the other line and a crash.
"Ok big sister! Adios and I loves you…GIVE ME THE CELL PHONE CHRISTIAN AND NO ONE GETS HURT!"
"Te amo tambien Christian, now give the phone to Felipe so I can give him a piece of my mind. [4]" A black, purple aura started to surround me. If I turned around, I would've seen almost everyone hiding behind Teresa (except for Mori of course).
"Thank you for the phone Christian, BUT LISTEN HERMANA, IF YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN JAPAN AND FAR AWAY FROM US DON'T THINK-"
"Was it my imagination or did you just threatened Christian dear brother? Explain brother dear." I smiled in a way that would scare the crap out of the devil but I knew for sure that Felipe was trembling from fear from the tone of my voice.
"H-Hermana, y-y-you're s-s-s-scaring us…."I slowly turned my head toward Teresa and gave her a smile that almost made her scream.
"Your point is?"
"A-ah n-no that was y-y-your imagination, I-I would n-n-n-never t-threaten Christian." I gave a small laugh when I heard how trembling his voice was.
No I'm not usually like this. Only if you mess with Christian, if you do then you might as well kill yourself as slow and torturously as possible so if I would catch you, it wouldn't be worse.
That is, if you mess with Christian.
Capisci?
"Good. Mess or threaten him again and I will personally come back to Spain just to rip your organs out and you will watch me take your heart out slowly and crush it while you die." I began to cackle madly with the vision that formed in my head. Oh the pain and suffering he will have if he does that again.
"Y-y-yes R-r-r-Rosetta, I won't d-do it a-a-again!" I hanged the phone up and smiled my infamous smile when I usually go into near black mode.
"Rosetta…..are you….back to normal?" I turn my head slightly to find everyone (and now I mean everyone) hiding behind Teresa, who looks like she was going to find an escape route. I straightened up and walked to the cake table and chose another piece of chocolate cake. I happily chomped on it, knowing that Felipe isn't going to come to Japan and kidnap me.
I turn back to the group and gave a small smile at them, making them flinch a little. "I'm ok…almost snapped when Felipe threatened Christian is all." I happily ate another bite of cake and moved out of the way when Hunny launched forward and nearly dove into the pile of cakes. I watched happily but my smile fell when I felt two arms on my shoulders.
Again
"Who knew that our little Neko-chii can be so scary at times?"
…..
What did they just call me?
"What the hell did you just call me?" I asked them, looking up at them with a fork in my mouth.
"Neko-chii." They responded in synch. That is seriously going to annoy me to the seven hells if they do this for the rest of the year.
"Can you two stop that?"
"Stop what Neko-chii?"
"The synchronize thing that you two almost always do. It's getting on my nerves." I then proceeded to drop and roll away from the twins in my ninja way. And being me, I also did it with my cake and did not smear it.
Teresa tried doing it once and failed.
Epically
I still have the picture to blackmail her at any time.
"Why should we?"
"If it annoys you then it gives us more of a reason to do so~"
"That is if you can tell which one of us is Hikaru~"
I sighed but they would keep going until I almost murder one of them. "Fine, Hikaru is the one leaning against my left shoulder and Kaoru is the one leaning on my right. Now can you both stop?" I glanced at both of them and found one with an astonished face and the other with a frustrated one.
They both dashed away and ran from the room. I stood there blinking until they both came in with green hats on. They stopped in front of me and spun around a couple of times before stopping, holding their arms out.
"Which one is Hikaru-"
"Hikaru is on the right and Kaoru is on the left." I cut them off and drifted off to Teresa, leaving behind two dumbstruck twins. If they want to confuse me, they have to do better than that.
"Eh?" I smirked when I heard the two make the noise. Ah, how I love to surprise people.
"Rosetta, since you are part of the Host club," Eh? So that's what type of club this is…. "You have to learn to host. We are about to open the club after all."
"Relax Kyoya. I came from España so there shouldn't be any problems." I turned around and smirked when I began to think about how I was back home.
I was more rebellious and less restricted because of the nature of my father's job.
And no I'm not telling yet…
"Ok then! Then let's open the Host Club!" Tamaki leaped up from god knows where and they immediately position themselves. Teresa glanced at me while I glanced back and we simultaneously shrug and walked to the right side of the little gather thing…..dunno what to call it.
I stood right besides Haruhi (since she's about the same size as me) and Teresa stood to the left side of me. I glanced over to Teresa and found that she was slightly shaking.
So I did the only things that I could do in that moment.
I hooked my arm with hers and winked at her, making her smile and calm down a bit. We both took in deep breaths and put on our Spain charm as soon as the customers (I think) walked into the room.
"Welcome!" We exclaimed in unison while Teresa and I put in our heavily accents in, which made our voices more distinguished from the rest of the club.
"So did you just move here from Spain?" one of the girls asked. She was about a few inches taller than me (again, damn everyone who is taller than me) and had curly brown hair and sparkling green eyes. She seems pretty ordinary.
"Yes we did señorita, and it was just to see you~" I sent a wink at her way and smirked when she fainted, as well as a few others.
"Do you miss Spain?" another one asked, her blonde hair almost brushing against her shoulder and her blue eyes were sparkling. I leaned back against the couch and thought for a moment. How to make these girls swoon again…
I have to admit, this is kinda fun, seeing their reactions and everything, especially Tamaki's since every once in a while (when he didn't have any customers) he would come over to my little table and cry that his "son" was being rebellious to Kyoya, whom he calls "mother".
Strange but amusing at the same time.
"I do miss España at times but I suppose that fine women as yourselves could help me with this homesickness." I took one of my customers chin and raised it with the tips of my fingers, making her gaze into my red ones. "Can you help me with that Señorita?"
The reaction was immediate, seeing the poor girl's face redden up like a tomato and squealing her little heart out.
I think my ears are permanently damaged…..
Do I have to go through this while I'm at this club?
Judging by the faces from everyone, I guess I have to.
"Hermano! How are you treating your guests here?" I nearly spilled my energy drink (yeah they allowed this but Tamaki nearly went in a stage of wonder when I pulled this out from the bag. I have a feeling that they're going to ask for it when the club ends) when Teresa popped from out of nowhere and hugged, no more like chocked, me from behind.
"Hola Teresa and I am treating these lovely Señoritas fine, mind you. Ah and ladies, this is my sister Teresa." I introduced them and during the entire thing, Teresa decided to sit on my lap.
I am really used to it since I'm mostly used as a chair by Teresa but apparently the customers weren't. Some of them went down with a nosebleed.
Which was epic by the way, I've never actually seen a gushing nosebleed unless it was in anime, so it was a learning experience. Although Teresa seemed a little disgusted.
I tried shoving Teresa away but she kept crawling back onto my lap, trying to sleep.
"Can you please get off sister?" I asked, obviously annoyed by the whole situation.
"No, it's comfy here."
Ok, for the customers I have to act tsundere…I have to think of something to blush….
…..
Oh wait, there's the Hentai I accidentally stumbled upon and all those images…
I felt my face heat up from the images that processed in my brain so I turned my head and mumbled out, "Fine, just don't drool on me." which made the girls squeal and faint at the same time. Teresa, the demon child, smirked and smiled, falling asleep on my lap.
What I didn't know was that the entire club members were staring at our little lap until Renge squealed out.
"He's a tsundere and a brother?"
Oh dear lord, what have I got myself into?
…..
I. Am. Horrible. I'M SO SORRY FOR THIS INSANELY SHORT CHAPTER! *starts crying* I just didn't know what to do and I'm kinda stuck although I will immediately write after this and make it much longer. Exams and homework have been keeping me busy and I had to write a twenty page story in three days so I had no time to write this…
I AM VERY, VERY SORRY!
Plus I have someone on my back about trying to update this faster so I got stuck with this, for press with time *glares at specific person. YEAH YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!*
Here's the translation:
[1]Mujer: Woman
[2]QUE ESTAS HABLANDO DE: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
[3] No, por favor no, todo esta bien aqui en: No, please no, everything is ok here in
[4] Te amo tambien Christian: I love you too Christian
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