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Hello I'm back!! Sorry for not updating for the past month and a bit, they were very hectic for me. I had my ball, millions of assignments to complete, my dog got put down, my friend tried to commit suicide and other mishaps. But now it's the holidays so I can start up again with this story!
PAIRING: Kagomex?
Italic- "thoughts"
Bold-titles and sub headings
Normal-"talking" and actions
Kagome's P.O.V
"Oh no what have I got myself into now?"
'Sweat Drop' "No! No!" I waved my hands in the air rapidly "My name is Kagome! Not Goddess Uzume." The old man then started to claw frantically at my clothes, forcing my body to move backwards. "Oh Goddess Uzume!" He cried "Never leave us!" "Never Leave" the villagers chanted together as they bowed. "Okay now this is getting creepy" I thought as the old man started to beat his head with his fisted hands. Suddenly the old man shouted, scaring the crap out of me "GODDESS UZUME!" his face red due to his fists "We will give you anything you desire; food, water, shelter, men…" he quirked an eyebrow "…women?" He stared at me intently, his old eyes gleaming with respect and love. I stuttered in shock "W-wo-men?" "Yes! The most beautiful in the village, it's what you deserve Goddess Uzume." I stood there in shock.
"MISAKI!" the old man bellowed, turning to the crowd. I watched as the villagers parted and a very beautiful, teenage girl stepped out. Her hair was a shining, dark onyx; a beautiful partner to her dark eyes that gleamed with a certain emotion I couldn't make out. The teenage girl had fair coloured skin, as smooth as pearls; her nose was straight, long and perfect along with her lips; they were plump and red begging for the caress of a lover. "She is beautiful yes?" The old man asked, resting a hand on the girls' shoulders. "Yes she is" I agreed slightly envious at the girls beauty, "Good, she is yours." "That's nice…WAIT WHAT?" "WHAT?" I screamed panicking. "Yes this is my Granddaughter, Misaki Goddess Uzume and she is now yours. A gift for saving us." He, along with the villagers bowed again.
"I don't need Misaki, I'm fine thank you. Now I must be on my way." I started to walk quickly towards the tree, frantically trying to escape the weird village. "NO WAIT!" a delicate voice cried out to me. I turned and watched as the alluring Misaki ran towards me. I opened my mouth to speak but was stopped when Misaki flung herself at me and planted her magnetic lips onto mine. "All these shocks to my system can not be good." Misaki moved her mouth against mine and slyly snuck her tongue into my mouth, exploring my inexperienced cavern. Misaki detached her lips from mine, her arms circled around me neck and leaned over and whispered into my ear seductively "Please allow me to please you Goddess Uzume." "OH...MY…GOD!" My mind went blank and suddenly my body gave into my instincts and I threw Misaki off me and RAN!
"AHHH" I screamed within as I flung my body into the dense forest, trying to escape the mentally-scarring situation. "Goddess Uzume!" I heard Misaki scream out along with the villagers, their stamping in the forest echoing all around me sounding like drums at a festival. "FUCK NO!" I screamed as I ran faster, "I'M NOT INTO ALL THIS LESBIAN SHIT!" I spotted an opening in the forest and ran for it, when I reached the opening the sun blinded me for a second "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT STINGS LIKE A BITCH!" I started to rub and blink my eyes rapidly, trying to erase the harsh sting of the suns gaze and was dismayed to see six pair of eyes staring at me in shock. I blinked at them slowly before coming to realize that I recognized two people from the group in the clearing. "…red eyes...fish man?" I tilted my head in question before analyzing the other four inhabitants. There were three children and a man standing there with confused expressions on their faces. The children were two boys and one girl, all around 12 years of age; one boy had a spiky mess of golden hair, alluring sapphire eyes, tan skin and strangely enough had three whisker-like marks on each cheek. He was also wearing a very, very bright orange jumpsuit. "God what an eyesore!" The other boy looked strikingly similar to red eyes. His hair was an onyx colour that stuck up at the back -giggles- "like a chicken's ass! Hahaha!" dark, angry eyes and his skin was so pale and smooth. He was dressed in a dark blue shirt, which had a weird symbol on it and white pants. "Chicken ass and Red Eyes must be related, they kinda look like twins" I thought as my eyes glanced back and forth between them before resting on the girl.
"Ewww." I immediately thought as I noticed her bright pink hair "Omg it's a wanna-be Barbie! Gross!" Other then the pink hair the girl was cute in her own way, with bright green eyes and slightly tanned skin. She wore a red dress and blue shorts, along with a weird headband on her head "Come to think of it they all have a weird headband on their head." Finally my gaze reached the last of the mysterious group. He was an adult male with one of the worst bed hair I have ever seen but it was an interesting grey-silver colour. He had the weird headband covering his left eye and a blue mask covering a majority of his face. The eye I could see was completely black and I could feel a slightly demonic aura from his hidden eye "Just like Red Eyes…" He was dressed in…well kind off like a uniform. Garbed in a dark green vest and pants along with a long sleeve shirt that screamed authority.
"Hello" I greeted breaking the silence that had engulfed the clearing. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?" Whisker Boy suddenly shouted, pointing a finger at me. Just as I opened my mouth to introduce myself when I was interrupted by a body colliding with mine. As the dust settled I realized I was lying on my back and someone was straddling my hips, pinning them down along with my wrists. As I looked upon the face of my captor I could just hear the theme song of 'Jaws' running through my head. "Goddess Uzume why did you try and leave me?" Misaki cried softly as she stared down at my scared face. "Someone help! STALKER! STALKER!" "Um…" I tried to think of something to say before Misaki was ripped off my body. "Hay!!" I heard her exclaim in shock as she dangled from the grasp of Fish man. "Who are both of you?" he demanded in an irritated tone, before dropping Misaki onto her ass.
"Kisame" Red Eyes called gently "That woman is the one from the Keitaro Village." Kisame suddenly pushed his face close to mine before stating "I don't recognize her Itachi." "Hn." Both Itachi's and Kisame's attention was directed off me and onto the other group by Whisker Boy shouting "Hay! Pay attention to us damnit!" "Naruto Calm Down." "But Kakashi-sensei they are ignoring us like we're harmless!" Itachi suddenly gripped my wrist and pulled my body up so my back was to his chest. "Hand over the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki or we will kill the girl." A kunai was pressed against my throat, nicking the skin slightly causing a small amount of blood to flow down my neck. Kakashi, Naruto and the two other unnamed children moved into a defensive position, pulling out their kunai's out in front of them. "Hand over the girl Itachi" Kakashi demanded. "Goddess Uzume" Misaki cried out in fear "Don't hurt her take me" she sobbed.
I felt Itachi tighten his hold and it hit me…it's always like this. Always the weak one, the defenseless, the useless one. I felt tears gather in my eyes "It's just like with Inuyasha…no…NO I am NOT WEAK." Determination raced through my body as I raised my miko powers to defend myself from this 'Itachi.' A faint, pink light shone underneath my skin as my miko powers acted like electricity sending a spark through my attackers system and before I knew it, Itachi released my body and appeared onto of a tree branch a few feet near me. "W-What the hell was that?" Kisame exclaimed in shock while Itachi stared at me with his Sharingan. Itachi tilted his head while examining me "What kekkei genkai do you posses women?" he questioned, baring his hypnotic eyes into my soul. A tick appeared on my forehead and I fisted my hands "MY NAME IS KAGOME! IS IT SO HARD TO SAY MY NAME? KA-GO-ME GOD WHATS WITH THESE MEN? SER-!" I was cut off when Itachi reappeared in front of me again and tilted my chin with his hand, his face only millimeters from mine. "Kisame!" he called still staring into my eyes, "Yes" "Leader-sama will be interested in this 'Kagome,' we will bring her along."
"We can't let you do that" Kakashi's voice drifted from the other side of the clearing; Itachi, Kisame and I turned our heads over and stared at him. "The Hokage will be interested in this woman; Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura; don't let them take her." "Hai Kakashi-sensei!"
"God hate's me I just know it." 'Anime tears'
Sensei-teacher
Kekkei Genkai-Genetic trait/ability
Jinchuuriki-holder/container
Kyuubi-Nine tailed fox (demon)
All done. Sorry if it's not good I'm a little rusty. Feel free to send any suggestions on how you would like the story to go!