Yuki: Guys! I'm sorry that the last chapter had so many typos! I was editing it at night so I was lazy! I'm sorry! I should have apologized earlier!
Yumi: To say sorry,we baked cake! And muffins,candies and chocolates!
Yuki: We baked it,We hope you like it! The muffins and chocolates were made by the famous trio! Hayate,Hinagiku and Maria!
Yumi: Can someone else do the disclaimer?
Ayumu: Uh….They will never own us!
Yuki: Even though its hurtful to say,but that's the truth.
Yuki/Yumi: Konichiwa Minna-san~!
Yumi: First Spanish,now Japanese, what's next?
Yuki: uh….Filipino!
Hayate: How many languages do you know?
Yumi/Yuki: Let's count. Filipino,English,Spanish,French,Japanese,Korean,Chinese,we can also change our accents,like british.
Hayate:…..Wow.
Yuki: It's nothing.
Hayate: How do you gals even know all of these languages?
Yumi/Yuki: Television.
Nagi: Why don't we just get the dares over with? I really need to finish my doujinshi!
Yuki: Oh right,sorry.
Yumi: The first dare is from Gittan-Muttan:
before anything else. I just changed my pen name from Chino23 to my current pen name now.
Now, that was funny! Hahaha! I laughed really hard! Hayate is so evil.. Nice job
I have a question, before I shot the dare, you are talking about x-overs (vocaloid x hayate no gotoku) in the last dare, can we dare that too? For example, Hayate to be a pokemon master. Can we? That will be awesome if we can.. It's just an example.
NOW, THE DARES, I GOT SOME AWESOME ONES, I THINK...XD
-HAYATE, TO PROPOSE TO IZUMI IN FRONT OF STRINGER AND KOTETSU, GOODBYE HAYATA!xD
-Tama, to rip nagi's doujinshi (the ones she needs to sell) in front of everyone.
-Yuki to tell everyone what is that she is cursing in Filipino, i can understand it ya (You may/may not sensor it) you may ignore this. I'm just curious. Hahaha.. Gusto talaga ng Filipino
- Yumi to get a comeback and beat up yuki just like what yuki did to her this chapter
Hmm, that's all for now, thanks for making me laugh..
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Yumi: Nice job Hayate,being evil gives a great laugh to everyone! Keep up the good work!
Hayate: Since when I was evil?
Yuki: I think you were evil when..you made poses that made Kotetsu nosebleed,hard. It was right at the carpet! My white carpet became red because of him.
Hayate: You mean that carpet? *points to a carpet*
Yuki: Yeah.
Yumi: Senpai wants to ask if they can dare crossover dares. Is that okay?
Yuki: We did say anything as long as it doesn't exceed a kiss….why not? Let's allow it!
Yumi: Now on to the first dare, Hayate must propose to Izumi infront of Kotetsu and Stringer.
All the girls temper went high. Rage and jealousy was written all over their faces. You don't want to come near their place. You'll get the super scary feeling. Then again,this is what happened last time.
Nagi: Again?
Yuki: Its not exceeding a kiss~ so it's allowed~
Nagi: Damn! WHY WHY WHY WHY? WHY NOT ME?
Hinagiku: You're not the only one thinking that,Nagi.
Athena:….This is getting so annoying.
Ayumu: *goes to emo corner* I'll never get a chance with Hayate-kun…..
Izumi: *blushing madly*
Maria: Oh dear,another problem.
Yumi: *hands Hayate a box* I don't need to tell you what to do. Go ahead and make it romantic.
Yuki: I still haven't changed the genre yet. Well, Kotetsu Segawa and Stringer Segawa! Enter!
Kotetsu and Stringer enters the dare base with smiles. Correction,Kotetsu had hearts,all over himself and ran to his beautiful angel,no other than Hayate Ayasaki. Yumi made him trip."Oops,sorry~" Yumi said in totally fake apologetic tone. Yuki led Stringer to a seat,Yumi did the same with Kotetsu. Turns out that those seats had chains,they tied them up. "What? Let us go!" Stringer exclaimed. Yuki put on her kind and gentle smile,it was fake of course. "Please relax,nothing bad will happen,we just tie you up since we will be watching something that's bound to blow you from your seats." She said in a fake gentle voice. Inside, Yuki and Yumi was laughing evilly. Hayate suddenly appeared, wearing a cape and a rose at his mouth. All the girls blushed,he looked so dashing. Izumi appeared,wearing a pretty purple dress. Hayate kneeled infront of her and presented her a beautiful diamond ring. "Izumi-san,would you marry me?" Hayate said, looking straight to Izumi's eyes. Izumi blushed "Y-Yes! Yes!" She stuttered. Izumi took the ring and wore it on her finger,happily smiling.
Yuki: Let us take a look at the girls~
All Girls: *a very strong killing aura with evil glares that can kill anyone*
Yumi: Let's take a look at the boys!
Kotetsu was feeling bipolar. Sad because his beautiful goddess loved someone else. Enraged because it was his younger fraternal twin sister and mistress. Try dealing with your own twin taking your beloved from you. That would have angered anyone. Happy because his sister found love. Too bad he lost his love. Wanna know what's Stringer's reaction? It's quite obvious but I'll tell it anyway! Stringer isn't bipolar at all,wanna know? He's FURIOUS or a word that exceeds furious. If there are any. All the girls just anime sweatdropped at the two boys' reactions. It's quite obvious on what are the reactions of the yanderes. Smirking widely and evilly and evilly laughing in their heads. Yumi dashed to a room then went back, carrying katanas. Yuki freed Stringer and he picked the sharpest katana. Stringer shouted curses at Hayate as he was being chased. Poor Hayate,his coolness factor went low because of him running away from his doom. Izumi desperately tried to stop her father but he won't listen. Yuki even let her sit down in a chair and eat popcorn while watching something that includes blood,live! The girls joined Izumi and ate popcorn with her as they watch Hayate suffering. Wanna know what happened to Kotetsu? The dude cried non-stop. Then he saw his 16 year old goddess,clothes torn to shreds and blood all over him. Caused by his father. It triggered his anger and punched his father. After a few minutes,the bloody live movie turned to a soap opera. "What the hell?" All the girls said in unison. "No offense Izumi but your family sure is weird" Yuki said. "With that kind of proof,I don't think that Izumi will be offended" Nagi said. "We're thinking the same thing,Nagi" Yumi said. After the soap opera,Yuki and Maria checked his wounds. Pretty deep. His butler clothes looked like rags, the torn butler outfit sure did revealed a lot of Hayate's tortured skin. Kotetsu was in bipolar mood again. Happy since he got to see the body of the beautiful angel and Sad since his smooth skin was covered in blood and bruises. He has a wound on his head too. The dude looks like a dead fish. "Somebody call the doctors,we have a dying character here and he still has dares to do" Yuki said in a bored tone. She hang up the phone.
Ayumu: How can you guys act so bored and calm while Hayate-kun's in his brink of death?
Yuki: I have many reasons. One,kids like seeing other people in pain.
Nagi: That's kinda true
Yuki: Two, the soap opera made me super bored.
Hinagiku: She has a point there,it totally ruined the bloody battle.
Yuki: Three,I didn't get to read my yaoi doujinshis so..I'm low in energy~
Maria: Yuki-san,are you certified yaoi fangirl?
Yuki: Not sure about that,Maria.
Yumi: Let's move on.
The doctors came in,curing Hayate's wounds,he was covered in bandages after the healing session.
Nagi: Hayate is a mummy!
Yumi: Prehaps,the Pharaoh of the mummies?
Nagi: That's even better!
Yuki: *reads the dare*….Tama~! come here "little" kitty!
Tama suddenly appears and goes to Nagi. "Hey there Tama!" Nagi said as she brushed her fingers on Tama's fur. "Wrong person,feline. Come with me." Yuki said,Tama followed her to a corner. Yumi approached Nagi with a smile."Nagi,I'm curious about your manga,may I read it?" Yumi said,her smile getting really cute and her tone was that of child's tone,total innocence and curiosity. Nagi can't resist that,she nodded and gave Yumi the copy."It's not complete yet" Nagi said."It's alright,it'll at least calm down my curiousity" Yumi said as she browsed at Nagi's doujinshi.
~With Yuki and Tama~
"Dude,here's your first dare!" Yuki said. "Finally,it took so much time" Tama said. "Your dare says that you have to rip Nagi's doujinshi,the one that she needs to sell,infront of everyone" Yuki said. Tama froze. "What? Out of all dares, why did they have to dare that?" Tama half whispered,half exclaimed. I know, it doesn't make sense. "I don't know,to see you suffer" Yuki said painly. "Can't ya replace it with another one?" Tama asked. "Oh Tama,I thought you were a smart kitty. You can't,since you don't have another dare so you can skip that,also,no dare can be skipped" Yuki said sternly. Tama gave his best super adorable look. Yuki didn't buy it and just pointed to Yumi who was reading the doujinshi. Tama still whined. Yuki gave a scary glare and Tama went to Yumi. Yumi dropped the doujinshi on purpose. Adding a little "oops,my bad" to make the action look real. Tama tore the doujinshi to shreds. Nagi was frozen. She stared at her doujinshi,now ripped to shreds. Maria comforted Nagi. Ayumu too. Hayate went over to Tama and scolded him. Nagi snapped out of her trance and put on a leash on Tama and violently pulled him in a cage inside a dark room. Nagi tied the leash on a steel bar. She locked the cage. She slammed the door shut. The sound of the door echoed through the whole dare base. Nagi hid her face with her knees. The cast came to her and tried to comfort her. She didn't say a word. "Nagi,you're so lucky that I have the rough sketch of your doujinshi" Yumi said. Nagi looked up and ran to Yumi. "You have it?" Yumi nodded as she entered the room full of doujinshis. She came back,holding Nagi's rough sketch. "Just fix this and you'll be selling your doujinshi in no time!" Yumi said as she handed the rough sketch with a kind smile. Nagi took the rough sketch and said "thank you" Yumi smiled and said it was nothing. Yuki sighed as she looked at the next dare.
Yuki: The next dare says that I should tell everyone the curses I said in Filipino.
Yumi:…Good luck with that.
Yuki: Uh….Let's see….the "T" word means "idiot" or something more harsh than that. Apparently,that "T"word is the only word I know that has an English translation….The others,no clue but I'm sure that they're curse words.
Yumi: I'm still shocked about those curse words.
Yuki: Let's just move on.*reads the dare* …..crap! Why did I just curse again?
Yumi: Lemme see! *reads the dare*….a really cool dare *smirks evilly*
Yuki: Don't you just LOVE irony? Hayate,I'll see ya at heaven's gate! *runs away from Yumi*
Yumi: REVENGE! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: *anime sweatdrop*
Maria: Would everyone like tea?
HNG Cast: Yes please!
Maria and Hayate served tea. "Hayate,you still really look like a mummy" Nagi said. Hayate couldn't help but to crack a smile. "Are you sure that you're okay? Those wounds look really painful" Nagi as she frowned. Hayate just smiled at her "They do hurt but they won't keep me from serving you, Ojou-sama!" He said cheerfully. Nagi smiled. "IT'S MAH TURN!" Yumi exclaimed,she laughed evilly. They heard a machine. It was the roadroller again. "EH? THAT'S MAH ROADROLLER!" Yuki exclaimed. Athena sighed. Hinagiku sipped her tea and looked at the window. She saw Yuki paved by the roadroller. "That has got to hurt" She said to herself. Then another scream came from Yuki. Evil laughs from Yumi. Maria can't help but to look outside. The evil laugh from Yumi is quite weird.
~After one beating up session later~
Yuki,filled with bruises and wounds and practically has a wound on the head, is evilly glaring at Yumi. "I will get revenge Yumi" Yuki growled as she went to the doctors. Yumi shivered "So much for being my lighter half!" She said. Everyone just sighed. The two girls are fighting,which would lead to more trouble.
~One healing session later~
Yuki is acting all tsundere on Yumi. Yumi can't help but to anime sweatdrop. Her lighter half,who is supposed to be innocent and kind,went tsundere on her. It's only temporary,she knows that. Seeing Yuki go tsundere on her is kinda sad. She looked at Yuki who was still mad at her. She glanced at Yumi then turned away. She sighed. "Sorry.I went tsundere on you,let's just continue the dares" Yuki said,but she still looks mad.
Yuki: The dare is from dwolfx
Thanks for doing the last 2 dares. I have new dares now.
Maria: tell nagi the truth of what Hayate was trying to do when they met
Hayate: tell Luca your your true gender
Chiharu: tell everyone about your secret job
That's all I got for this one
Yuki: Dare is for Maria,tell Nagi the truth of what Hayate was trying to do when they met.
Maria:…..I guess it's time to straight out a misunderstanding…
Maria approached Nagi. "What is it Maria?" She asked. "Nagi…that time when you and Hayate-kun met…He wasn't trying to confess his love. He was trying to kidnap you" Maria said. Nagi just blinked at Maria. "M-Maria? What are you saying? Is this just some sick joke?" Nagi asked. Fear taking over Nagi's thoughts. Maria was having second thoughts. She doesn't know what to say. A long silence made the atmosphere nerve wrecking. Until Athena cleared her throat and looked at the two black haired girls. "It's better if we go to the next dare" She said calmly. Yuki nodded and read the next dare.
Yuki: Hayate must tell Luca-san his real gender.
Hayate: U-Uh…..I just…it's too….
Hinagiku: *pats Hayate* You can do this Hayate-kun!
Luca enters the dare base. Wearing casual clothes. Hayate,wearing the maid star outfit,fiddled with his skirt. Luca greeted "Maid Star". Hayate took a deep breath. "Luca-san….I'm not really a…."Hayate whispered. Luca came closer to "Maid Star". "What is it?"she asked."Luca-san…..I'm not a girl….I'm a boy!" He said. He blushed and looked down. Hayate was so nervous. What if Luca will be traumatized? A boy crossdressing and also saw her naked. This isn't good! All Hayate could do is blurt out an apology. Luca just blinked. "I'm sorry…uh…if that's really serious…I..just can't believe it." Luca said. Hayate looked at her. "Luca-san,it is serious!...you don't believe me?" Hayate asked. "Uh…It's hard to believe you… when you're dressed like a maid and…you look too much of a girl to actually be a guy!" Luca said with a smile. "She's right,she has a very good point" Everyone said in unison. Hayate just anime sweatdropped.
Yuki:….Next dare. Chiharu-san to tell everyone about her job.
Chiharu enters the dare base. Her calm and stern demeanor always present. She greeted everyone a plain "Hello" and walked towards Yuki.
Yuki: Your dare is too tell everyone your secret job.
Chiharu:….I can't back back out this,can I?
Yuki: Nope,you can't. You can do it! I promise!
Chiharu took a deep breath and closed her eyes shut. "I….I work as Sakuya-san's maid!" she exclaimed. She turned her back. Afraid on seeing their reactions. "Eh? That's it?" Everyone said on unison. "What kind of reaction is that! I told you guys a deep,dark secret,and yet you act like it's nothing?" Chiharu exclaimed,she balled her fists. "It isn't much of a deep secret" Everyone said in unison. "Though,I knew that Haruko is a serious person in school,but when not in school,I can kinda see you having fun" Hinagiku said with a smile. Chiharu just anime sweatdropped. This isn't the scenario she imagined! It's the exact opposite! Well,It's better than the worst case scenario she imagined.
Yumi: Next dare is from coffeemilk14
Hi :)) Loved the dares and here's a dare of my own :))
1. Nagi must fight off Kotetsu to see who gets Hayate.
2. Hina and Ayumu be on a bragging contest. Winner gets Hayate.
3. Any character from HnG kiss my cousin (her breath really stinks! :)
4. Yuki and Yumi be on a show describing all the characters~ with a twist :) You must use give their negative aspects :)
5. Hayate to get a mark of 100% on a Hakuou Academy exam :)
Sorry if I'm not making sense xD I'm not very confident in my English
Yuki: A new reviewer! Thank you very much~!
Yumi: First dare says that Nagi must fight off Kotetsu to see who gets Hayate.
Yuki: Coplay time!
Yumi hands Nagi a blue armor that's light and fits her size and a blue silk skirt. Yuki handed her a light blue sword. Yuki stripped Hayate and dressed him a white,elegant gown. Then put a tiara on Hayate. "Kawaii~!" Yuki exclaimed. Hayate blushed heavily. Then Kotetsu came in,wearing something a prince would wear. Kotetsu had hearts in his eyes and dashed to Hayate. Hayate was getting ready to strike but Kotetsu was blocked by a sword. Wow,Nagi was fast! Nagi evilly glared at Kotetsu. Nagi thrusted the sword on him. "OMG!" everyone exclaimed. Yuki quickly dialed 991 and the doctors quickly took him to the hospital. "Wait,this is the same thing that happened to Hayate,right?" Yumi asked. "Yes,Nagi doing that made me so surprised,I never knew she had it in her" Yuki said. Hayate was frozen,Nagi too. Nagi acted that out without thinking. Nagi dropped the blood stained sword. Everyone stared at Nagi in shock.
~After one healing session later~
Kotetsu was fine,the wound wasn't deep and like it said in the rules,the characters will never die. "That kinda gives me a relief" Hayate said."Hey Hayate,don't you think that you can take off the bandages now?" Yumi said. "They aren't fully cured yet" He said. Yumi got scissors and cut the bandages,showing that the wounds weren't there. Hayate was too shocked. "How did?" Yumi laughed "Because in fanfiction,everything is possible!" She said and gave him a thumbs up. Hayate quickly changed to his butler uniform.
Yuki: Next dare says that Hinagiku and Ayumu should go on a bragging contest. Winner gets Hayate.
Yumi gives Hayate a sash that says "Prize".Hayate frowned. It's almost as if he's a material object that's freely given to another person. Hinagiku had a spotlight,only for her. She was already smirking. A spotlight for Ayumu too,she was determined but her nervous look made her to a disadvantage already.
Ayumu: I'm a school girl who's grades are the best of the class!
Hinagiku: I'm the student council president and is the one who gets the top position of the whole school every year.
Ayumu: I…I'm voted as the muse for two times!
Hinagiku: I'm always the muse of the class every year.
Ayumu: I participated and won in all three contests!
Hinagiku: I particated in 30 contests and won them all.
Ayumu: I have many friends!
Hinagiku: Me too,I'm friends with the whole school,except perverts and the super intendant.
Ayumu: u-uh..! I can eat many sweets!
Hinagiku:….I like sweets but I can't really eat too many.
Ayumu: I'm really flexible!
Hinagiku: So am I,I train everday to keep my body in shape,I also do it to see some friends and admire the city.
Yuki: Times up!
Yumi: It's up to you! Who do you think is the winner?
HNG Cast: Hinagiku Katsura
Yumi: Congratulations Hinagiku!
Hinagiku goes to Hayate and takes off his sash. "You don't really need to wear this" She said. "You're right!". She was kinda depressed but accepted defeat.
Yumi: Next dare. Any character to kiss Senpai's cousin….
Yuki: Who?
Yumi: Let's get the…"Wheel of names"
Athena: Wheel of names?
Yuki: I know,it's a lame name,but we're blank.
Yuki pulls a spinning wheel. All of the HNG characters are there. "Athena,why don't you give it a spin?" Yuki said. Athena nodded and spun the wheel. After some minutes,the wheel landed on…..
Yuki/Yumi: Himuru?
Himuru sunddenly drops for the sky,beautiful petals surrounding him,which was of course created by his young master,Taiga. "Himuru,you have to kiss Senpai's cousin" Yuki said. Senpai's cousin show up with a smile. "So~who am I supposed to kiss~?" Senpai's cousin asked in a sing-song voice. "Himuru" Yuki and Yumi said at the same time. Himuru kissed that girl. The girl smiled."See you next time HNG Characters!" She said and then she left. Himuru went to the CR and gargled. He then left with Taigi on his trails.
Yumi: Next dare says….That Yuki and I should be on a show,where we say the negative things about the characters.
Yuki: A dare for us? On a show? Negative comments?...This will be fun!
HNG Cast: *isn't listening* what?
Everyone sat down in sofas. Then the two black haired girls appeared. Waving to everyone.
Yuki: Hey guys! Welcome to the little show we like to call "HNG meet and greet!"
Yumi: Here,we would tell stuff about the characters! So listen closely!
Yuki: Let's start with the male protagonist,Hayate Ayasaki!
Yumi: Yes,Hayate Ayasaki is a clueless idiot who doesn't know about his own harem.
Yuki: Talk about a reincarnation of a mixed Gakupo Kamui and Piko Utatane.
Yumi: The dude's also so girly,that I wouldn't be surprised if the hottest guy in the school went gay for him.
Yuki: I think the dude will end up like Kotetsu. Bruised and beaten.
Yumi: Don't forget almost killed.
Yuki: The dude,or we would like to call,dudette,is girly enough to pass of as a girl,seduce men,and be friends with girls and see them naked…..
Yumi: Dude's like Len Kagamine.
Yuki: We should really stop comparing vocaloids to HNG characters.
Yumi: Easier said than done….well,next one is the female protagonist!
Yuki: Nagi Sanzenin is a blonde tsundere and hikkomori.
Yumi: Pretty common for rich otakus.
Yuki: She spends more time inside that's why her stamina keeps decreasing! She isn't used to walking and isn't good at sports.
Yumi: I'm sure that she doesn't participate in P.E
Yuki: Her scores are dropping since she's too lazy to go to school.
Yumi: She participates at manga competitions,too bad she doesn't win.
Yuki: Then,let's go to the maid,Maria!
Yumi: Kindly observe her people,can you guess her age?
Yuki: If you're guessing that she's 20 or above…then you're answer is….wrong!
Yumi: That's right! Wrong! The lady is only a 17 year old!
Yuki: Too bad,Maria is beautiful but her youth has been drained by working.
Yumi: Yes,it's indeed such a shame.
Yuki: Although she's smart,kind and beautiful. She's not perfect,she has a weakness,like all other humans.
Yumi: Wanna know? *pulls out a picture of a cockroach*
Maria: giku!
Nagi: *anime sweatdrop*
Yuki: Yes~the maid is scared of those creepy crawlies~
Yumi: Then again,who isn't scared of those?
Yuki:…..Don't know~
Yumi: To the next Character! Hinagiku Katsura!
Yuki: Although she may seem perfect like Maria,she has a weakness.
Yumi: Wanna know? *plays every scene where Hina is facing high heights*
Hinagiku: *shivers then blushes*
Yuki: Well,since she is the student council president,she is pretty scary~
Yumi: Want proof? Well here it is! *shows a vid which contains every scene when Hina is scary*
Hinagiku:….
Yuki: Next,Ayumu Nishizawa!
Yumi: You're average normal teen girl! Which is her problem,her life is too normal and is practically boring compared to everyone in the cast!
Yuki: Also,poor Ayumu has a hamster as her animal spirit. That poor hamster didn't stand a chance on Nagi's Dragon. Which means that poor Ayumu doesn't stand a chance on Nagi. Poor girl can't beat anyone here.
Ayumu immediately went to the emo corner. Yuki approached Yumi."Do you think we went to far? I can see them all being depressed and is glaring at us" Yuki whispered to Yumi. "It'll be fine!" Yumi said.
Yuki: Next…..Athena Tennos….uh….For me,her weakness is that she worries too much.
Yumi: You got that right.
~After many characters and negative thoughts later~
Every HNG characters are glaring evilly at the two black haired girls. "RUN!" Yuki and Yumi said in unison. The HNG Cast chased them. The black haired girls saw "Innovator the roadroller" and jumped in. Started it and laughed evilly. "WE WILL PAVE YOU ALL!" They both said. Yumi was driving it while Yuki was standing on its roof.
~After one paving and accidents later~
Yuki: I can't believe that we managed to get hurt too.
Yumi: Forgetting about that,let's just move on.
Yuki: It says that Hayate should get a perfect score in a Hakou exam.
Hayate: What? That's impossible!
Hinagiku: Not if you study hard!
Maria: I can help you study,Hayate-kun.
Nagi:Count me in!
~After one studying and tutoring session later~
At Hakou Academy,Yukiji was handing the test papers. Hayate felt a nosebleed coming. Lucky that it didn't happen. The next day,the papers were handed. Hayate closed his eyes,then looked at his score….
Maria/Nagi/Hinagiku: 89 over 100….
Yuki: You failed.
Yumi: It's worse that you failed it,but not epicly.
Nagi: I gotta admit,his grades got higher….
Maria: Just a little more effort,Hayate-kun and you'll get a perfect score in no time!
Yuki: He failed to do the dare and worse is,its not even epic. Just like what Yumi said. We're gonna let you pull of dares of punishment,torture,or slight murder. To punish Hayate from his non-epic-fail.
Hayate: *shivers*
Yumi: This is the start of us being strict. So make sure you do those dares!
HNG cast: *nods*
Yuki:next set is from archaeme:
My turn:
Hayate has to deal with a strange dream
Hinagiku be a cat for a week
Nagi taking care of neko-Hinagiku
Bonus: Hinagiku visit the CN Tower, where there is a GLASS floor.
That's all. heh heh
Yumi: First,Hayate must deal with a strange dream…
Yuki: *gets a watch* watch closely~keep an eye at this watch.
Hayate watches the watch….as he fell in a trance and fell asleep
Yuki: Listen closely~You shall dream something very strange for your tastes~when I clap three times,you shall rise from sleep and tell us your dream~
~In Hayate's mind~
"Eh?Where am I?" Hayate asked to himself. He looked around. Nothing but darkness. He then saw a light,He ran towards it. It seems that he was in a town. He saw twins,dressed as clowns,giving flyers. One with long blonde hair wearing a big white bow (Nagi) and one with blonde hair,with an ahoge and twin drill curls. A black bow tying her hair(Athena).The one with the white bow smiled at him and gave him a flyer. The twins ran off to the woods. With curiousity taking over his thoughts,he followed the twins into the woods. He looked at the flyer again. "Dark Woods Circus…" He said. He saw the twins go in the circus. He followed the twins. He seen three girls,8 meters tall. One with purple hair(Izumi),one with blue hair (Miki)and one with dark brown hair(Risa). This made him even more excited and watched the show. There it is, the twin blondes…one with two heads? That's so strange….they were deformed. How pitiful. Next one to come out was a pink haired girl(Hinagiku)…is that a horn on her head? More importantly…. are those goat legs? The girl started to sing,her voice is so beautiful..but the lyrics pierced through his heart..the lyrics was so sad. It must have been the feelings of that poor girl on stage. He heared some people call her "The Deformed Diva" and for the twins was "The two-headed freak". For the pinkette,it seemed a bit nice but for the twins,oh boy, he'd love to kill those dudes. The one to come out was a black haired girl with pigtails(Ayumu). All chained up. A brunette(Maria) who was holding a whip, she gave her… arms and legs of humans? He heard the people scream when the girl started eating the arms and legs. He watched as the girl ate them as fast as lightning. The people called her "The black haired beast".This is too…extreme and weird…The brunette,who is the so called ringmaster,started whipping the poor girl so she can stop eating,the people sighed in relief. The show ended. With so many questions,he wanted to explore more. He went to various rooms. He then saw a hole. He peeked at it. He saw that "The Deformed Diva" was locked in a cage. "The two-headed freak" took off her blindfold. The pinkette was crying. She looked at the blonde twins. "W-Why do you look at me l-l-like that? L-Looking at this face that's rotting…" she said. "Its painful…so painful…but we can't help it…she gave the orders…we would continue this circus…forever!" the one with the black bow said. "It's fun! This circus is so fun! With rotten fruit dissolving my eyes,skin coming off the human body,this place is so fun to live in!" exclaimed the one with the white bow. "I want to die….I want to die…please..get me out of here!" exclaimed the pinkette as she cried more. "It's impossible for her to feel any sympathy…we need to continue this…" the twins said in unison. Hayate felt tears threatening to fall. He looked behind him to see…..the ringmaster..with an evil smirk on her face.
"AAAAAHHHHHHH!"
~With the others~
Yuki: *claps three times*
Hayate: *wakes up*
Yumi: now,tell us all about your dream!
~One storytelling later~
Yuki:…..Too much of Dark woods circus…
Yumi: Vocaloid fans would be pleased with his dream.
Yuki: Next dare,Hinagiku has to be a cat for a week.
Yumi/Yuki: LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~
Hinagiku tranfroms into a pink,cute cat. Everyone said "awwww" at her cuteness. "How did she transform into a cat?" Nagi asked. "We just sang our favourite magical lullaby~" Yuki and Yumi said in unison.
Yumi: Next dare says that Nagi should take care of Neko-Hinagiku.
Nagi: ok then
~Day one~
Nagi grabbed milk and poured on her Hina's new drinking bowl. Hinagiku made a mess in drinking her milk. Nagi grabbed a mop and mopped the mess. She grabbed a clean cloth and wiped the left over milk on her. Nagi brushed Hina's fur. Nagi watched anime with Hina too. When it was time to sleep,they would sleep together.
~Day two~
Nagi was playing with Hina at the garden. Nagi was chasing her. Nagi's stamina isn't enough,that's why she lay down the soft grass. Hinagiku purred and nuzzled her. Hinagiku laid down the grass and took a nap.
~Day three~
Nagi was playing video games. Hinagiku was keeping her occupied. With her video game to play and her classmate/cat to take care of. The clock striked 3 pm. "Oh,it's snack time!" Nagi said. She carried Hinagiku and went to the dinning room. Both smelling the amazing fragrance of food.
~Day four~
Run here,run there. Hide here,hide there. Look here,look there. Chase here,chase there. Man,this sure is taking a lot out of Nagi,she should just go to sleep now,she's too tired to play Hinagiku. She went to her and laid on the soft,comfortable bed. Hinagiku laid beside her. Two certain felines was jealous of Hinagiku,their mistress haven't played with them for days. They decided to pull on a truce and try to get rid of Hinagiku.
~Day five~
Nagi was drawing her doujinshi. Hinagiku was asleep. Tama and Shiranui came to Nagi and purred. Trying to get her to play with them. She won't budge and continued drawing her doujinshi. The two felines soon gave up. Hinagiku woke and Nagi decided to give her hands some rest. Hinagiku went to Nagi,she was probably asking for some food. Nagi carried Hinagiku to the kitchen. The two felines saw this. The just made the two felines want revenge more.
~Day six~
Bad luck for the two felines. Nagi was too lazy to work on her doujinshi,so she played with Hinagiku. Hayate told her the two felines must be jealous. Nagi admitted that it might be true. She decided to play with every feline. It was a very fun day. That was until Nagi remembered about her doujinshi,it was sunset and she didn't draw it. She led the felines to the kitchen so they eat while she rushed to her room and draw her doujinshi.
~Day 7~
Usual tactic,usual day. This is TOO boring. Nagi walked around and found Hinagiku. "Hinagiku,come here, Let's go to the gaming room" Nagi said. She carried Hinagiku and went to the gaming room. The time passed and Nagi gave Hinagiku a bath. When they finished,the bathroom looked like it was destroyed by a strong storm. They played for the rest of the day. Nothing interesting.
Yuki/Yumi: LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~LuLiLa~
Hinagiku transforms back into a human. She looks around. "Eh?What happened?" She asked. "You,SCP,are done with your first dare,so good luck with your other dare!" Yumi said. "Nagi,you did a great job of taking care of Hinagiku" Yuki said. Nagi smiled and went to Tama and Shiranui,its about time for her to play with them.
Yuki: Time to drive to the CN tower!
They drive to the CN tower and entered it. "Wow" They said. They entered the elevator and pressed the no.69. The elevator opened. Letting them go to the glass floor. Hinagiku froze and dared herself not to look down. She did….she immediately staggered and sat down. It made the feeling worse. Yuki and Yumi were both scared too. "Wanna get outta here?" Yuki said. Yumi nodded and pulled Hinagiku into the elevator. They rushed down and went to the dare base.
Yuki: Phew…that was scary….It feels like your going to fall.
Hinagiku: Don't say stuff like that!
Yumi: ok~Next is from slashficreader:
I dare Hayate to wear something sedutive and seduce kotetsu,make sure he nosebleeds!
I dare Athena to Slice Kotetsu in half!
I dare Yuki to take pictures of Hayate when he was seducing Kotetsu!
Thanks :)
Yuki: I like this Senpai!
Hayate: -gulps-
Yuki and Yumi made him wear the playboy bunny outfit. It was black. Hayate was blushing madly. Everyone had a shocked face on. Everyone was blushing of course. Yuki just can't help but to squeal so loud. She took many pictures. Yumi let Kotetsu enter. His wounds that magically disappeared. Kotetsu looked at Hayate. He immediately turned red and nosebleeded.
Yuki: That was fast,well,why don't you make him nosebleed more? It is part of the dare.
Hayate: *sighs* alright…the sooner I do this,the sooner I change back to my real uniform.
Hayate winked at Kotetsu and posed seductively. He approached Kotetsu. He grabbed Kotetsu's tie. "You know..your tie is crooked,do you really want to give shame to your mistress?" Hayate asked. The seductive approach was replaced by a very annoyed one. Hayate fixed Kotetsu's tie. Kotetsu nosebleeded more. Hayate was wearing heels. He accidentally tripped and landed on Kotetsu. Hayate's face heated up..Kotetsu was gonna faint because of blood loss. Hayate got off on Kotetsu and walked away. Blushing so much. Yuki was taking pictures. So MANY pictures.
Everyone: O/o
Hayate: u/u
Yuki: HOLY FUDGE NUTS…..ITS YAOI!
Yumi: This is yaoi….Oh My God.
Yuki: Next...Athena should slice Kotetsu to half.
Athena: *smirks*
Athena grabs a sword and slices Kotetsu in half without flinching. She must have been so mad at Kotetsu. "991" Yuki said as the doctors came in and patched up Kotetu's body…After some hours,Kotetsu was as good as new,but…he's suffering from anemia.
Yumi:That made me a bit a nervous.
Yuki: Same here.
Yumi: Oh,next is for you. Your dare is to take pics of Hayate seducing Kotetsu
Yuki: Got them right here!
Yumi: well,that's it!
Yuki: Dare soon!
HNG Characters: DARE AGAIN PLEASE *sarcastic*
Yuki: I understand that school is already here for most of you. That's for me too. I just wanna wish good luck for the ones who have school. Well,I hope you like this chapter,I'm sorry if its stinks,I wasn't really motivated….
Yumi: We're not sure when we'll update….but just keep those reviews coming!
Ayumu: R-Review please!