Date: July 7, 2009. 4:00 pm

Liana's diary

The water was freezing! Oh my God! My feet will freeze off and I'll just have stubs! "You've got to be kidding me." I mumbled to Kara. Hating her 110% now. GRRRRRRRRR! All of these drunk people are just sitting here in these lawn chairs that are almost being knocked down in the current. I was really mad so I decided to show off a little bit. I threw off the tank top I was wearing. I'm only 14 but I have a really curvy figure. Kara gives me the death stare. I just ignore her. Hey, it's not like she's never shown her self publicly half-naked. She really is beautiful, though. I'm half as pretty as she is. Woah, woah, woah. Wait. I'm being complimentary of her. That's not part of Operation: Be a Bitch to Kara Dioguardi. I sighed at this thought. I follow her to the group of people that must have been her sister and brothers' friends. "Kara!" Her drunk sister Tiffanie greets her happily. "Tiff!" Kara hugs her little sister. She walks over to who must have been her older brother Scott. "Scott."

"What's up, little sis?" Oh, God.

"Nothin' much. You?" She hugged him, too. She didn't really hug , Nicole, Kara and I all sat down in spare lawn chairs.
"Beer, Kar?" A heavyset guy asked her.

"Sure." He chucked a can of bud lite at her. "Thanks, Domey." Domey. An odd name. It's probably a nickname.

"Everybody, this is my boyfriend's daughter, Liana." No. No. N-n-n-n-n-n-o, Kara. Don't do this to me.

"Liana, this is... everyone." All in unison everyone said hi.

I blushed. "Hey,"

The subject quickly changed. "Who brought the guitar?" Kara opened her beer.

"Gerry did!" Tiffanie exclaimed.

"Who's first?" a blond woman asked. Everybody including myself, looked at Kara.

"No." She demanded. "You should've heard Li's best friend! She was utterly amazing for a ninth grader!" That was ME! ME she thought was good. She paused. "You wanna take a whack at it, Li?"

First of all, "Absouloutly not!" Second of all, what did I say about Li?

"C'mon, Liana." She came down to my height. "They're a bunch of drunk people. They won't remember it tomorrow."

I gave in. "Alright. But I play."