Very short, but the next is longer.
"...Inoue."
"Yes, Toshiro-kun?"
"Where's the houses front door?"
"The Boobs fairy took it!"
"...Excuse me?"
"The Boobs fairy, Toshiru-kun, the Boobs Fairy!"
"...The Boobs Fairy."
"Yes! at first I thought it was the Tooth Fairy, but then I saw what huge boobs she had, so I immediately knew she was the Boobs Fairy~!"
"...The BOOBS Fairy."
"Yup! She also had a Camera! she said she's going around people's houses taking bed doors and replaces them with...ah...I forgot with what..."
"That's probably because she didn't said she replaces them..."
"Ahh?"
"Never mind. Say, Inoue..."
"Yes, Toshiro-kun?"
"Did this Fairy had a long, wavy orange hair?"
"Ho, you met her too, Toshiro-kun? That's wonderful!"
"... ... ...Yes, it is INDEED wonderful, is it? and you know what, I'm going to see her right NOW, and I'm sure she'll like if I'll bring some ice-cream with me too, don't cha think?"
"Ho, yes, Toshiro-kun, that will be absolutly lovely~! I'm sure you'll get along just fine!"
"Yes, yes we will...I assure you we will..."
"Bye bye, Toshiro-kun!...hmm? why the walls are suddenly frozen?"
I've been getting messages about this pointless 'stories' getting alerts and Favorites, but please DO review, Ok?