(A/N: The vote is still open for whom Tony should be with. [Clint, Steve, or Bruce])
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Chapter4
Multiple POV
Nick sighs as he looks at the mess on Stark's lab floor. The Avengers were sprawled out across the lab, and not only that but they were all de-aged. Coulson was closest to the door and looked to be the oldest, Clint and Natasha were a tangle of arms and legs and seem to be in the pre-teen stage, Thor still holding mjolnir looked like he was drowning in a sea of red that was his cape, Rogers came next and looked to be about eight or nine, Banner significantly smaller looked to be about five or six, but it was Stark that shocked him the most. Stark looked to be about two to three years old and the glow of his reactor was still present to Nicks relief. After doing a quick analysis of everyones conditions, he sighed in irritation.
"Agent Hill call professor Xavier." Nick said rubbing his head in irritation.
"What? what for?" Hill said shocked, whatever she was expecting it was not this.
"Just do it, we're going to need help and Xavier has proven his loyalty to the greater good." Nick said pissed off that he had to explain himself and just at the situation as a whole.
"On it." Hill replied calling the professor.
Coulson groans startling Nick from his brooding and all around abhorrence of this whole fucked up situation. Coulson then sits up noticing how big his clothes now are on him. Nick sees the realization on his face and another resounding groan of annoyance.
"What happened here?"
"You were de-aged by a certain viking demi-god."
"...Loki? Oh ya now I remember, he and Tony were arguing and Tony tackled him before he could get the whole spell out." Coulson explained before looking around. What he saw shocked him. His team, no his friends were out cold and were children! It was when he saw Tony, who looked so small and innocent, that he vowed that he would do his best to protect all of them.
When Nick started to talk about leaving and needing to go to the X-Men Academy he felt a huge wave of annoyance.
"Why do we need to go there of all places? Natasha, Clint, and I can take care of them, we're old enough!"
"And you're teenagers filled with angst, hormones, rebellion, and a seething hatred of everyone. No way am I leaving innocent Avengers in the hands of a possible catastrophe."
"I still don't think we need their help." Coulson grumbled. He was annoyed at the fact that his and his friends lives were going to be in other peoples hands. So far only him, Clint, Natasha, and Thor have awoken. They were currently entering the X-men academy, and they were all grumbling about how sucky this turned out. "wait did i just say sucky….as an adjective? Fuck Director Fury was right. Fucking Damn it all!"
"I don't care what you think right now Coulson, you all are staying here until further notice and thats the end of it." Fury said, feeling amused at the fact that his agent was acting like the teen he now was.
"Fury is right Son of Coul, we are going to need all the help we can until we can reverse this." Thor said. Fury was even more amused to find that Thor's once deep voice was now cracking with puberty.
A bald man in a wheelchair appears out of nowhere with a friendly smile. "Fury, where are the rest of the children?"
"On our backs." Clint grunts from the back with a sleepy Cap snoring into his ear. "Do you have to be so loud, Cap?"
Thor was carrying a sleeping Bruce, who was currently trying to eat Thor's hair. Natasha was carrying Tony, who was drooling onto her shoulder much to her disgust.
""Ah, well come along then we better get all of you checked out by our medical personnel" The bald man, who Coulson guessed to be Professor Xavier said.
"Why the hell do we need to see the doctor?" Clint asked.
"I would watch your language while you are in my school." Xavier said, with a stern look at Clint.
"Yes sir." Clint said, eyes widening at the shock of those words coming out of his mouth. Guess old habits were going to return.
Meanwhile, Xavier was leading them to the medical wing. luckily it was still night time so no children were out.
"So what's the plan of action?" Natasha questioned.
"After you are checked out by the doctors, you four will be enlisted as students while the rest will be watched by a person of Xaviers choice." Fury informed.
"No, we're not being separated!" Coulson exclaimed. He felt responsible for everyone and for Fury to do this, he felt it was unacceptable.
"And you won't be for long." Xavier soothed. He knew from the brief look into Coulson's mind that he was truly worried about his friends.
"Anytime you wish, you may leave class to go see your younger counterparts." He calmly said.
Coulson was still doubtful about the situation but he knew he didn't have much of a choice in the matter.
"So who has the wonderful joy of watching these three?" Clint sarcastically asked. He snorted thinking about if Tony was a handful while grown-up, imagining him as a child was hilarious.
"A close colleague of mine who you may know as Wolverine." As Xavier said this, Wolverine entered the room looking like he would much rather be somewhere else.
"Good luck with this bunch." Natasha said with a smirk. Wolverine just rolls his eyes in annoyance of the situation, grumbling about babysitting and having to put up with all this crap. Fury smirked knowing that the upcoming weeks are going to be very interesting.
"Bugles…" Bruce grumbles in his sleep, still trying to eat Thors hair much to the young god's amusement.
"Jarvis...TME=PE+KE" Tony mumbles in his sleep, quietly twitching. Xavier was highly amused and in awe of the fact that he was thinking of the formula for mechanical energy while sleeping. They all wait for Cap to say something in his sleep, but all he did was manage to snore louder into Clint's ear.
"Seriously Cap?!" poor Clint said, while trying to get Cap away from his ear but failing.
"What have i gotten myself into?" Wolverine quietly says, already knowing that he was going to be in a LOT of interesting situations with these children.
(A/N: sorry for not updating sooner, but we have both been quite busy lately *cough* youtube *cough*. No, but seriously school has been crazy in homework amounts. [Well for me anyways, HotChocolate345 lucky duck doesn't have barely any!] We promise to update sooner, please read and review.)
