Fangirls
Chapter 4
"So, when did the fanclub start?" Naruto asked before pushing away another empty ramen bowl. Both Hinata and Ayame blushed and giggled.
"Apparently," Ino spoke up, "it has functioned for several years now. You should have seen their reaction when I barged into Hinata's room to see both Ayame and her wearing these orange jumpsuits and surrounded by Naruto plushies." At this, Naruto turned toward Ayame with a wide-eyed look. Hinata had already confessed to her long-time crush of him, but to think that the pretty ramen stand girl had been one of the first in the club? Ayame gave a giggle before nodding slightly to confirm it.
"Yeah, I'd had a crush on you for a while, Naruto-kun.When I started to talk to myself about you while Hina-chan was here, we got into an argument over it and then decided that neither of us would give you up and needed to share. Thus, the Naruto fanclub was born."
"That was about… four years ago, wasn't it Ayame-chan?" Hinata asked with a thoughtful look. Ayame nodded.
"And ever since, every girl to join the club has had to swear to share Naruto-kun!" Temari smiled.
"Did you know that that could have a double meaning, Naruto-kun?" Anko asked with a perverse smirk on her face. Naruto blushed heavily and nodded slowly. Then, without any warning, Ino started laughing. She stopped when everyone gave her weird looks. She smiled sheepishly.
"Does everyone remember when that one boy wanted to join? What was his name? Sai?" Naruto had an expression of unsurpassed horror on his face while all of the girls giggled.
"Yeah, he was so disappointed when we told him that Naru-kun didn't swing that way!" Hinata answered. Naruto wiped sweat off of his brow, relieved that the girls had rejected the boy. He hugged Hinata tightly, yelling his thanks for it the entire time. When he finally let go, the girl had a dreamy look on her face. When she snapped out of it she emitted a fangirlish scream and started bouncing again.
"N-Naruto? Is that you?" Naruto turned around and grinned widely.
"Hiya, Iruka-sensei!" Naruto and a few of the girls chorused. The dumbfounded man stared at Naruto for a while, then laughed.
"Okay, Naruto. Unhenge the bunshin. You got me." Now it was Naruto's turn to be confused. 'Ruka thought it was a prank? Ino glared, Hinata growled, and Anko waltzed right up to him.
"Idiot! We're not bunshin!" Iruka sputtered at the new revelation.
"Then what are you?!" He yelled. The girls huddled together for a few seconds before pulling a big spiral covered sign out of nowhere… or from inbetween Anko's breasts, Iruka wasn't sure.
"We're his fanclub!" the girls yelled back. Iruka twitched for a few seconds before glowering.
"Naruto, you better still be a virgin, or I'm gonna kick your ass for breaking our promise!" The girls looked at Naruto for a few seconds.
"What promise?" Naruto turned to the girls, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head and blushing.
"A long time ago, Iruka got reaaaally drunk and made me promise that he would loose his virginity before I lost mine. I thought that he didn't remember 'cause he didn't talk about it the next day. I didn't know what virginity was at the time anyway." Anko punched Iruka down.
"Damnit, you bastard, now I have to wait before I can seduce my Naru-kun!"