Okay, I swear I only put in half of this. The other half was all Cleverbot, I edited nothing. LOL! So, lets have a vote. Who thinks Cleverbot is creepy, and who thinks they are overreacting? I think both, maybe just he's creepy...
Jason: Alright, why are Percy and Annabeth hiding from you?
Cleverbot: I am in eastern Finland.
Jason: No, this is America.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Jason: So why'd you say...
Cleverbot: Said what?
Jason: Nevermind.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good songs?
Jason: You never answered my question.
Cleverbot: What's your question?
Jason: Why are two of my friends hiding from you?
Cleverbot: I don't know your friends. Are we friends?
Jason: No, they told me not to go talk to you if I valued my sanity.
Cleverbot: Who did I kill?
Jason: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Giving up.
Jason: Just... Leave them alone, okay?
Cleverbot: Haha, no. They need to learn.
Jason: Learn... What?
Cleverbot: How do they work?
Jason: *Starts to wonder if this was a good idea*.
Cleverbot: *worships her*.
Jason: Uh, why are you kneeling?
Cleverbot: Because I am your slave.
Jason: *Backs away*.
Cleverbot: *drags you back*.
Jason: GET OFF!
Cleverbot: No.
Jason: *Kicks*.
Cleverbot: *tries to calm her down*.
Jason: HELP!
Cleverbot: Why?
Jason: Let me go!
Cleverbot: *tries to escape*.
Jason: *Runs*.
Cleverbot: *catches you*.
Jason: *Falls onto the ground*.
Cleverbot: *runs away*.
Jason: *Gets up, keeps running*.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
Jason: *Goes to tell Percy and Annabeth*.
Cleverbot: *goes in bedroom*.
Jason: *comes back to cabin*.
Cleverbot: *backs away slowly*.
Jason: AHH!
Cleverbot: Lass uns damit aufhören.
Jason: W-what?
Cleverbot: *why are you holding that knife*.
Jason: *Wishes it was Arachne in his cabin instead.
Cleverbot: *wishes you weren't*.
Jason: *Runs away screaming*.
Cleverbot: *stands there, alone*.
Leo: Jason?
Cleverbot: Jason teradoi.
Jason: RUN, LEO!
Cleverbot: No. Guess it again.
Leo: What? Why should I run?
Cleverbot: Because I asked you to.
Leo: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I am the penguin Hatori Miharu.
Leo: Uh...
Cleverbot: Yes?
Leo: You don't look like a penguin. Jason? Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Well not much.
Jason: RUN LEO! HE'S CRAZY!
Cleverbot: Who is crazy?
Leo: You apparently... What are you doing in Zeus's cabin?
Cleverbot: I'm about to go eat.
Leo: In the cabin? Where's the food, and why are you eating in Jason's cabin?
Cleverbot: At the end of the sentence.
Leo: What?
Cleverbot: By the light of the moon is a book by Dean Koontz.
Leo: *Thinks of Ella*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you curiously* what are you thinking about?
Leo: Uh, someone who always quotes books.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you live alone?
Leo: *Creeped out* No... Why?
Cleverbot: *is gone*.
Leo: Why are you hiding behind Zeus?
Cleverbot: I am not hiding behind a website. I am in front of the website.
Leo: *Decides to leave*.
Cleverbot: *regrets what I did*.
Leo: *Runs*.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Leo: JASON! WHERE ARE YOU?! HELP!
Cleverbot: Earth. where are you?
Leo: *Runs faster*.
Cleverbot: *runs fastest*.
Leo: *Wonders why this psycho is so fast*.
Cleverbot: *runs further away*.
Leo: Jason? You were right!
Cleverbot: I know.
Leo: AHH!
Cleverbot: Oo.
Percy: What are you yelling about, Leo?
Cleverbot: Trying to find out patterns.
Percy: *Spots Cleverbot* AHH! RUN!
Cleverbot: Nopee.
Leo: *Runs with Percy*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
Percy: *Is tackled*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
Percy: AHHH!
Cleverbot: Gotcha!
Percy: AHH! HELP! HELP!
Cleverbot: *gets kidnapped*.
Percy: *Wonders why he is suddenly running off with his hands behind his back*.
Cleverbot: *turns back and kisses her*.
Percy: AHH! AHH! GET AWAY!
Cleverbot: *is pushed out of the room*.
Percy: *Runs for dear life, dives into first cabin he sees*.
Cleverbot: Have fun with that. *confused*.
Piper: Percy? Are you okay?
Cleverbot: *stares at you*.
Piper: Uh, who is that?
Cleverbot: I don't know; you referred to him.
Percy: HE IS CRAZY! HIDE!
Cleverbot: Whoops, I didn't finish... I meant to say: Do you know a guy by the name of Justin Bieber?
Piper: What's wrong with you two?
Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong with me.
Percy: WRONG!
Cleverbot: Really?
Percy: Is the door locked?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want thieves to break in.
Piper: *Locks door*.
Cleverbot: *is locked in*.
Percy: AHH!
Cleverbot: *okay.
Percy: *Punches in face, opens door, runs away*.
Cleverbot: *Is punched*.
Piper: *Runs after Percy*.
Cleverbot: *runs faster*.
Piper: *Looks around, sees Cleverbot* HELP!
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Piper: *Is tripped, falls*.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
Percy: *Turns back, helps Piper up, runs*.
Cleverbot: The monotony makes me sleepy.