Hey all this next chapter is going to be a bit confusing as it involves all the girls and boys so to make things easier on everybody I'm breaking the chapter into groups of people so if there's a bold name and then a paragraph that means the chapter shifts to another person so if there is any confusion PM me and I'd be happy to explain more if that need be and enjoy.
FANNY AND HOAGIE
The next morning Fanny Fullbright moaned and raced to the bathroom to find the door locked and Hoagie singing Singing In The Rain off key and she growled kicking the door in and leaning her head in the toilet retching and Hoagie made a disgusted face with Fanny continuing to throw up.
"Uhh ok that's disgust on so many levels but are you ok? I mean do you want a ginger ale or something Fan?" Hoagie asked as Fanny nodded moaning vodka as she stumbled back to the bed throwing the covers over her head.
"Uhh Fan I know this is going against all that I was taught by the boys at recess in grade school but don't you think vodka is a bad choice in your uhh state?".
"GRRRRRRRRRRR FINE GINGER ALE WHATEVER I JUST NEED FLUIDS STAT AND FYI TELLING ME THAT I MAKE BAD CHOICES IS NOT WINNING POINTS WITH ME IN FACT YOU TELLING ME NO JUST LOST YOU THE CHANCE TO WATCH ME TRY ON BRAS AND UNDERWEAR LATER TONIGHT!
Hoagie gulped and ran off to find all the bottles of Ginger Ale the hotel had as Fanny just moaned and knew it wasn't just a 24 hour bug she had because her period was late and that meant one thing in Fanny's mind.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh my mom is going to kill me I mean she always said no babies allowed but here I am already made one and with the stupidest boy in KND but at least he's cute" Fanny said calling Rachel on her cell having no idea that Rachel and all the girls were in the same boat as her because of Tommy Gilligan.
RACHEL AND JOHN
John slowly opened his eyes and Rachel was nowhere to be found which concerned John as he frantically searched for her.
"Oh God don't tell me I dreamt her up I mean the whole day and night felt so real but then again I've had dreams that felt so real before that turned out to be dreams" John said opening the door to the bathroom to find Rachel slumped over the toilet moaning as she slowly opened her eyes.
"Ughhhhhhhh I think I got everything out of me I've been up half the night puking and pooping but I think I'm g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g- hold- that- thought" Rachel moaned throwing her head in the toilet and puking John not caring that she threw up was holding her hair back.
"Yuck what the hell did my body get into last night John? I mean was the food not cooked all the way last night?" John shrugged as Rachel continued to puke and finally stopped moaning and holding her stomach hating being sick or what she thought was a sickness.
"I'll go get you some Ginger Ale, medicine, chick flicks, food that you can hold down, more chick flicks, and your gal pals maybe they can help you feel better".
"John would you really do that for me? I mean if you mean it I just might kiss you but I don't want to infect you and instead of all that let's go to the clinic and see what I have".
John carried feeble Rachel out of the room as her cell rang and she answered it Fanny trying to be calm but the end of the phone sounded like Mount Fanny erupting her telling Rachel Hoagie denied her vodka and she was pregnant.
"Fan I do hate saying this you telling me that it's against a girls code but maybe Hoagies right maybe vodka isn't such a great choice if you're puking and supposedly pregnant".
Fanny screamed some more and John made it out clear as day I'm not supposedly pregnant I'm pregnant you twit and maybe you should get yourself checked too.
"Fanny Eloise Fullbright you will not yell at me because Hoagie got you pregnant. I mean who's fault is it that you and Hoagie got pregnant you had him with no protection you bonehead".
John opened the doors to the clinic which was hard with Rachel in his arms and he found Kuki and Wally also there Kuki hissing obscenities in Wally's ear in Japanese a trick her mother taught her.
Kuki And Wally
Kuki just huffed angrily on a plastic blue chair in the clinic Wally scared to say a word to the girl he loved because he knew Kuki Sanban in this mood and it was never good.
"I- can- not- believe- you- think- I'm- not- pregnant- Wally- I- mean- what- more- do- you- need- me- showing- tummy- and- all?" Kuki asked as Wally stared at Kuki's stomach and he did the one thing the guys knew was his death wish.
"Actually Kuki you are getting kind of beefy around the middle you know fat but- nothing- a- couple- ab- crunches- can't- fix" Wally said gulping down his words after calling Kuki fat as she glared at him her blue eyes a darker shade of red.
"I'm going to pretend you did not just call me fat Wally because you're words mean nothing to me I'm rubber and you're GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SCREW IT YOU CALLED ME FAT AND I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FAT I'M PREGNANT YOU IDIOT AND YOU DID THIS TO ME YOU BULLHEADED MAN!
"Alright Kooks calm down you're causing a scene and I apologize for calling you fat but you have to admit missing a meal wouldn't kill you". Kuki kicked Wally in the groin and he shrieked and fell onto the floor and Kuki kicked him again rubbing her stomach and trying to soothe her unborn baby.
"It's ok Riley daddy's a Jerkface yes he sure is a Jerkface but mommy will take care of him real quick ohhhhhhhhh yes I will yes I will".
Wally moaned as he slowly stood up and Kuki wore a stout knowing another torture for Wally as she decided to give him the silent treatment.
"Dude do you have rocks for brains you don't ever call a girl fat once but twice I mean come on think a little bit and not with your penis" John said sitting next to Wally as Kuki moaned and wrapped her arms around Fanny and Kuki the two parts of the five Amiga's Abby and Deidra rounding out the group.
"Kuki are you sure this isn't a stomach bug I mean Dee said hers was and Boomhauer text me frantic because she bit him when he tried to get her to the clinic and Abby has locked herself in the bathroom of her hotel room telling Nigel this time he's not getting out of playing daddy".
Kuki whistled as if Wally wasn't there and Wally grumbled hating this game a game Kuki played with him every time they had a fight which these days was all the time.
"Beatles I'm going to translate for Kuki because she's not speaking to you anymore.
Wallykins Deidra is in denial about her condition and so is Abby the only one who truly knows about our condition and why none of the boys are sick is Fanny Fullbright my #1 Gal Pal" Fanny said as Kuki just nodded.
"Ok I'll admit the boys not being sick looks suspicious but maybe we didn't eat as much as the girls I mean geez just look at Kuki's stomach" Wally said as a fist that wasn't Kuki's met his face and Rachel moaned shaking her hand in pain.
"Well it's official the doctor said we're pregnant and it's the strangest case he's ever seen.
Come on let's find Deidra and Boomhauer telling them the good news bad news scenario" Rachel said sipping Ginger Ale three paternity tests in her hands all saying a plus sign.
Kuki dragged a knocked out Wally to their room playing out the scenario of her and Wally being pregnant in her mind and it didn't play out very well for either family.
Deidra And Boomhauer
Deidra sat straight up in her bed the next morning and ran for the bathroom bulldozing Boomhauer in the process and she locked herself in puking which to Boomhauer sounded like someone was dying.
"Uhh Dee honey are you alright would you like anything to drink and some dry toast? I mean I know you and you're going to tell me you're fine and I'll say you're not and we'll go to argumentative blows until I give up but not this time Dee you need fluids, dry foods, and a doctor" Boomhauer said busting the door down to find Deidra rinsing the bad taste from her mouth with water.
"I'm fine all's a doctor's going to do is say get her in bed, plenty of fluids, dry food like you said, and to take it easy which will never happen in my life seeing I have two jobs both as a spy for different organizations" Deidra said trying to make her voice not sound so raspy.
"Dee as I said we go through this every time you get sick do you remember the bronchitis epidemic in 2003? The appendicitis in 2007? Or of course the pneumonia in 2010 I could go on and on Dee".
"Those things got fixed though I mean yea we used fancy medicine but they fixed themselves and s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-hold that thought Boomie honey".
Deidra bolted for the bathroom moaning and retching as Boomhauer winced not liking hearing his fiancé in so much pain but she was determined to make him believe it was just a stomach bug.
"Ughhhhhhhhhhh this stomach bug is kicking my ass Boomie honey and before you say another word I'm not going to the doctor because I'm a farm girl and we do not believe in newfangled medicine like Penicillin or IV's".
"Dee we can do this one of two ways one you take my hand and we walk together to the clinic or I carry you over my shoulder until we get there with you screaming and trying to hurt me as much as possible the choice is yours".
Deidra in true dog tug of war style grabbed some blanket with her mouth and she shook her head growling the blanket getting wet.
"Not this again Dee come on the doctor is our friend and he gives you a lollipop when you're done. Doesn't that sound yummy for your upset tummy?"
Deidra growled like a mad dog shaking the blanket back and forth in her mouth.
"Dee-come-on-right-now-and-quit-being-so-stubborn-this-is-not-the-way-to-treat-the-people-trying-to-make-you-feel-better".
Deidra not thinking let go of the blanket and felt herself being lifted up and she gnashed her teeth biting Boomhauer and he shrieked throwing Deidra like a sack of potatoes over his shoulder much to her complaints of no newfangled medicine for me.
"Dee this is for the best and you better not have rabies because I cannot deal with rabies in my blood right now I'm not going the way of Cujo".
Deidra huffed and moaned sitting in a plastic chair meanwhile in the shadows we see a figure moaning oh no what have I do and dashed off for the lab of the KND.
The Revelation
Tommy Gilligan dashed into the KND lab Mushi Sanban and Sonya Roberts eating an invented candy Hoagie created for the kids in KND.
"Ohh this is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, with a capitol B-A-D bad I can't believe I did this" Tommy moaned as Mushi and Sonya dropped experimented lollipops and were suddenly interested in what Tommy was saying.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid why didn't I just let Hoagie use his love potion at KND prom on Numbuh 86? I mean she deserves love too and now I went and got all the teen agents drinking punch from the bowl last night pregnant".
"YOU DID WHAT OMG TOMMY WAIT TILL KUKI AND THE REST OF THE GIRLS FIND OUT MAN OH MAN ARE YOU GOING TO BE IN FOR IT" Sonya said attempting to dash off but Tommy held her back.
"No ohhhhhhhhh no you cannot tell the girls anything Sone this is not going to look good on me because it's 50% my fault and 50% Hoagie's seeing he never checks his formula's or that they switched pictures so I say we blame Hoagie who's with me?"
Sonya grinned thinly and deviously and pointed where Mushi used to be standing and all's Tommy heard were a scatter of feet as Mushi raced off down the hall hoping to get a head start to the clinic to warn all the girls, boys and especially Hoagie what Tommy did.
"Looks like you should have grabbed Mushi instead of me but either way KND will be abuzz with all the stuff you did Tommy Gilligan".
Tommy grabbed Sonya and dashed down the hall hoping to cut Mushi off before she spilled the beans on what he did Sonya loving being dragged down the halls by the boy she had a secret crush on.
"Darn it all it looks like she made it but I can still redeem myself by blaming Hoagie and hoping that works if not I'm mincemeat no lower than mincemeat in Fanny Fullbright language".
Tommy stormed into the clinic a second early and tackled Mushi who grunted under Tommy's weight and Sonya dashed up to Kuki whispering into her ear and Kuki's brows furrowed as she caught sight of Tommy on top of her sister.
"Tommy Is there something you'd like to tell all the girl's here like why we're all bearing babies and why we weren't pregnant yesterday?" Kuki growled her hormones all over the place.
"Sure killer KND prom last night I mean it was literally killer zombies and all the news is still talking about it".
Kuki grabbed Tommy's shirt collar pinning him to the wall Hoagie, the rest of the boys, and all the girls except for Mushi, Sonya, and Kuki still in the dark about why Kuki was roughing Tommy up.
"Tommy I-AM-IN-NO-MOOD-FOR-JOKES-NOW-EITHER-TELL-EVERYONE-WHAT-YOU-DID-OR-I-WILL-AND-YOU-DON'T-WANT-ME-TELLING-EVERYONE-THAT'S-NOT-GOOD-FOR-ANYBODY".
Tommy gulped back his fear as all the girls cornered him Deidra in a battle with Boomhauer and the doctor trying to make the doctor second guess his diagnosis.
"Mrs. Long no matter what you say you're pregnant and I know you didn't ask for this but there are options to consider young lady. The doctor said as Deidra shook her head no and the doctor nodded. Boomhauer just sighed knowing his fiancé suddenly had an arguing and mood swing license.
"Doc can't we just say it's a stomach bug? See my fiancé gets a little over protective when I'm sick. Besides I can't have a baby I have way too much on my plate as it is".
"Mrs. Long you take on too much and stress is bad for the baby and whatever is bad for the baby is bad news right n-".
Before the doctor finished Deidra stormed out of the room Boomhauer thanking the doctor then at her heels angrily hissing in her ear like a snake not to get stressed out too much.
"Dee I know you're mad right now but this is solving nothing you need to relax and take it easy Honey Pie. Or do you not understand that the baby feels your stress too?"
"Boomie sweetie you have no clue what it's like to hold a baby inside you? I mean there is a living, breathing, miracle inside of me and since I've only been with one guy besides you and you know him by name I can't be pregnant".
"Dee we had sex two nights ago unprotected mind you so if there is a baby in there it's our own fault. I mean it can't be David's you weren't pregnant until this morning and last I checked he wasn't in the hotel room this morning" Boomhauer said as Deidra moaned why us? Why, why, why, why us.
"YOU- LITLLE- BRAT- DO- YOU- HAVE- ANY- IDEA- WHAT- YOU'VE DONE? I MEAN DO YOU HAVE ANY CLUE? HOAGIE AND I HAVE TO PLAY HOUSE BECAUSE OF YOU AND NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING BUT I WAS HOPING TO BE OUT OF COLLEGE BEFORE I PLAYED MOMMY" Fanny bellowed as Deidra marched up to Fanny and the other girls cornering Tommy.
"Hey Fan so yea I guess I'm with child and I hate it to no end. What are you doing yelling at Tommy Gilligan?"
Fanny and the other girls sneered and rubbed their palms together evilly knowing now Tommy was definitely going to get it seeing Deidra was the most gruesome agent in both the KND and another organization she worked for.
"Dee Tommy was a bad little agent and he slipped baby making potion into the punch we all drank last night so that baby AKA the stomach bug as you call it is all his fault".
Deidra got an evil fire in her eyes and she pinned Tommy to the wall and got so close to his face Tommy could smell the vomit on her.
"Kid if what Fanny says is true then I'm going to tear you limb from limb because I never wanted a child Boomie did but I wanted to be an adventurer climbing the ranks of KND but now I have another mouth to feed".
"OK-I-did-it-but-Hoagie-really-should-get-a-better-security-system-for-his-lab-and-this-never-would-have-happened" Tommy gasped Deidra putting pressure on his windpipe.
"Great just great so because Little Mister Curious With Potions over there decided to have his fun I have to go through nine months of agony, become a mother, and get a dare I say it regular job?".
"You girls should be thanking me I mean I don't know about you but Mushi and Sonya always say they can't wait to have babies someday".
Deidra heard enough and dropkicked Tommy to the floor storming off Boomhauer at her heels with a 12 pack of Ginger Ale begging Deidra to drink just one sip.
"Wally you pathetic worm come on we need to dadify you and then I need to teach you manners like not calling your main squeeze fat" Kuki said dragging Wally off as the girls and guys walked off behind them.
"Jonny I have a great plan for a new job in the sector and also a way to torture Tommy and I need your help. I need you to find Connie and give her this letter after that I think it's time you reached out and touched someone in Springfield if you know what I mean" Rachel said as John nodded and ran off to find Connie and call a certain girl he once fell in love with.
"Boomie I don't want Ginger Ale I want to beat Tommy Gilligan a lot more I mean he ruined my life. I can never move up the ranks in any spy organization now".
"Dee things may look bad right now but you need to relax the doctor said bedrest is what you need right now and I'm going to make sure you get it".
Deidra muttered fine and kicked the hotel room door open and plopped on her bed Boomhauer lying next to her stroking her hair.
"Boomhauer I love you too and I know you can survive these nine months with me. I mean David sure can't but you are a lot stronger than him".
Boomhauer snuggled with Deidra John in another part of the base putting Rachel's plan into place.
The Origin Of The KND Babysitter's Club
Connie sighed longingly hating that KND had boring days not being around for the baby fiasco as Joseph kept glancing over at Connie and giving her food and drink.
"Joseph I swear one more bag of Dorito's or Liter of Mountain Dew I'm going to spew and you don't want that" Connie growled as Bobby was thumbing through an old photo album seeing Hank, Peggy and Inc. posing for pictures as The Lost Sector.
"I can't believe these are even my parents I mean my dad's motto is not to get dirty yet he has mud all over him in this photo and my mom's a 1st aid 1st and injuries second yet here she is with a bloody nose and a busted arm" Bobby said as Connie just sighed a response.
"Connie you should be happy your parents are letting us date I mean they can't stand my parents let alone me but their easing off which is very cool of them".
"Bobby I love you Boo but my parents can't stop me or control me they saw that last night when I became Jill Valentine from Resident Evil killing zombies all over the place".
"Yea you rocked and if Bobby ever gets tired of you Con we could date. I mean you saved my life and that has to count for something Sweets" Joseph said as Connie locked eyes with him.
"Yea Bozo it means you're my boyfriend's best friend and I WILL NOT HAVE BOBBY PALLING AROUND WITH THE UNDEAD GET THE PICTURE?
Joseph smirked pushing more snacks to Connie and exasperated she sighed and tossed everything on Joseph Bobby stifling a giggle.
"OK but why did you let me follow you around all night and all day today if you didn't love me just a little? I mean you're sending mixed messages here".
"Joseph I let you do what you do because No, don't, or stop is not in your vocab. So if you want to obsess over me like the poppy princess/ Bride of Kill Bill then do it but I'm telling you that there's no chance for us".
Bobby sneezed and sniffled as Peggy out of nowhere had cold medicine and a blanket in true Hover Mother style Connie muttering oh brother under her breath.
"Aww Bobby poor thing it sounds like a cold I mean this air conditioner is freezing my poor Bobby up I'll have daddy take a look at it" Peggy cooed as Connie stood up and stretched as Peggy locked eyes with her.
"You hussy did you know he was catching a cold and not tell me? If so that is poor girlfriend traits all around".
"Mrs. Hill this may surprise even you but I am a Jr. Nurse I have a certificate and everything. So if Bobby were getting sick I would be the first to catch it all he did was sneeze and sniffle".
"All he did was sneeze and sniffle? All he did was sneeze and sniffle? ALL HE DID WAS SNEEZE AND SNIFFLE? COLDS START BY SNEEZING AND SNIFFLING MRS. I'M A JR. NURSE I MEAN WHAT A BONEHEAD".
"Mom I'm gonna have to ask you to leave because Connie and I were talking last night and you are totally being mean to her because you want to keep me closer to the nest mother birdie" Bobby said as Peggy and Connie's jaws were hung open in surprise.
"B-B-B-Bobby I just want what's best for you baby bird. I mean what does Connie know about taking care of my baby bird?"
"Mom Connie can take care of me and everybody else in her life. She proved that last night when I became a chicken and hid under a punch table while she massacred zombies left and right".
"Arghhhhhhhhhh fine but if you catch a cold it's not on me it's on you and Connie. This is what I get for trying to be a good mother and FYI you're going to have a little brother or sister thanks to Tommy Gilligan and his Hexed Punch so you best start trying harder to love me if you ever want to see it".
Connie heard enough as she shoved Peggy out and slammed the door in her face as John ran at a sprint to the door Peggy grumbling Stupid Teen Love under her breath.
"B-B-B-Bobby you stood up for me and I can't believe you did it. I mean you love your mom so why did you make waves just for me?"
"Connie you're my girl and I want everyone to know it. I'm glad we're together and I won't let anyone come between us including my Hover Mother".
Connie flung her arms around Bobby's neck nuzzling him as John knocked on the door and Connie sighed angrily knowing who it might be.
"Mrs. Hill I'm not putting him in sweaters and a blanket it's 90 degrees outside and that will make him sick so just go away".
"I would if I were Mrs. Hill Connie it's John and I have a proposition for you from Rachel and the other girl agents" John said as Connie opened the door and grabbed John bringing him inside before Peggy could race down the hall and sneak back in.
"OK so what's the job and I hope it's something cool because I'm starting to like being Mrs. Badass of The New Agents" Connie said as she was handed an envelope and she gasped reading what Joey did to all the girl agents in the letter and then she grinned seeing Rachel made her co babysitter to Lisa Simpson.
"Now I will need your answer in the next hour so I can call Springfield and get Tommy's worst enemy into the KND and her and you can torture him babysitter style".
"Her answer's yes I mean Connie rocks as a babysitter all of Arlen loves her methods and Lisa also happens to be a camp friend of Connie's".
Connie beamed and nodded as Bobby answered for her and John signed a clipboard then got on his cell phone calling Lisa who as luck would have it was looking for a new job.
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All Coming Together
Lisa Simpson moaned soaking wet from a pee balloon bombard from Tommy her least favorite client and she was concocting ways to get even with him all involving her maiming, cutting, or tearing his heart to shreds.
"Ughhhhhhh he is so impossible but I have a few tricks up my sleeve for Mr. seven year old Tommy and I think it's time for him to see what a lovestruck babysitter can do to torture her clients" Lisa said as Nelson Munz walked by her house.
"Hey Lise so have you told your parents or brother that we're dating yet? If not then I have the greatest Idea and it also involves me not bullying anymore" Nelson called to her as she swooned and her cell rang.
"Uno momento Nelson and that means one moment in Spanish I can teach you all kinds of things since you're willing to stop bullying".
Lisa hit the green button on her phone and she snickered evilly just saying I'd love to and she packed Nelson also unbeknownst to Lisa was already packed and heading to the same place she was.
"Alright I'll be right there and you just have The KND Babysitter's Club President meet me out front and I'm picking up some new clients for the new babysitter on the block to meet".
Lisa grabbed Bart, Jessica Lovejoy, and Maggie piling them into a jet Nelson following them in the jet all of them being flown to a treehouse in Colorado where they would meet their new/old/still best friends.
Rachel sneered as Tommy skipped down the hall and Rachel grabbed him all the girl agents circling him with evil smiles.
"So Tommy once our surprise guest gets here then the Babysitter's Next Door can begin and you most certainly will be joining thanks to this being all your fault" Rachel said as a knock came on the door and Fanny opened it as pee balloons met Tommy much more than what met Lisa and she sneered walking inside.
"So where can I put my stuff because I'm famished, thirsty, tired, and in desperate need for some Connie reconnection" Lisa said dropping her bags in front of Tommy as Bart, Jessica, and Maggie were handed off to Tommy and Lisa cackled.
"Welcome to The KND Babysitting Club Tommy and I have to say out of the three Maggie's the easiest and double trouble over there should keep you on your toes".
"Uhh ok I'm not babysitting and nobody here can make me because none of you are my parents and have no rule over me so hah, hah, hah, and yet another ha" Tommy said about to walk off but Jessica had a huge baton and blocked the exit with it.
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaa no and me don't go well together Tommy was it? See when Bart and I dated he said no like a jillion times but all's I hear is yes so are you babysitting or what?" Jessica asked in a skimpy baton twirlers outfit.
"No I'm not and you really should wear more clothes it's not like it's thousands of degrees in here. I mean who the hell has never heard the word no?"
Jessica giggled slinking up to Tommy and sticking a wad of gum in his hair as Bart, Connie, Lisa, Maggie and the pregnant girls laughed at him.
"Tommy lots of luck with the N word see those two don't do the word no well and as for Maggie well it just makes her cry so I wouldn't recommend using it in front of her".
Connie and Lisa hugged each other and skipped off leaving her bags in front of Tommy and he just sighed as Jessica squatted in front of him her underwear down and a puddle met him and Tommy made a disgusted face knowing at once what the puddle was.
"The babies lucky she still has diapers to do that in now where's the kitchen I'm starved and you have a puddle to mop up babysitter".
"Oh no I don't you made it and you will mop it and I don't want any lip from you guys because I'm not one of those welcome mat babysitter's".
Jessica grinned slyly and shrugged squatting down again making the puddle bigger and Bart tossed pee balloon after pee balloon at Tommy dousing him in pee.
"And this is me just breaking you in ask the babysitter's in Springfield they faint at the mere mention of my name. Looks like you're gonna need a mop, bucket, and a whole mess of disinfectant to cleanse this puddle".
"No YOU are going to need a mop, bucket, and a whole mess of disinfectant to cleanse this puddle because YOU made it and YOU'LL clean it you spoiled princess".
Jessica scoffed and shoved past Tommy in search for the kitchen Bart joining her and Maggie giggling and splashing around in Jessica's pee.
"No, no, no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no playing in the pee puddle baby. Now let's get you cleaned up and then hunt down the trouble twins".
Maggie curled her lip and bawled as Tommy winced the sound of her cries reverberating off his ear drums.
"Oh come on baby can't you make this easy on me? I mean I already have a floor wetter and a pee balloon thrower hot on my trail I don't need a wailing baby too" Tommy moaned as Maggie wailed as they reached the bathroom and he poured a bath for her Jessica sneaking in downing pixie sticks.
"Awwwwww poor thing she needs pixie dust the kind you can snort like I do or down in your mouth like I used to do".
Before Tommy could object Jessica opened twelve pixie sticks and poured every one into Maggie's mouth as her crying stopped and her eyes glazed over like she was in another world.
"Good luck sitter the last time I did twelve I started hallucinating and chances are she is too. Now beat it I need a shower after band practice this baton doesn't twirl itself you know. Long story short I'm a bundle of hormones and hormonal girls sweat and when we do we reek" Jessica said picking Maggie up.
Maggie giggled hysterically wiggling until she reached the floor and crawled off with no clothes on Tommy chasing her as Connie and Lisa were in uproars at seeing him get beaten in a race by a baby.
"Caught ya baby now come on let's finish your bath and then get you dressed for a day of educational TV, naps, toys, goo goo gah gahs you know all the baby stuff".
Maggie moaned reaching for Jessica's pixie sticks as Tommy grumbled thank you to Jessica and led Maggie back to the tub where Maggie grabbed the shower pole and acted like a gymnast until Tommy grabbed her and put her in the tub.
"There now let's get you cleaned and then I can put you to bed and handle the double trouble duo as I'm deeming them".
Tommy quickly washed Maggie and got her dressed for bed and then placed her in her crib with a bottle not noticing Mountain Dew was in it thanks to Jessica who cackled evilly as Maggie sucked it down.
"Wait that's not milk that's Mountain Dew she's never going to get to sleep now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jessica why must you and Bart make things harder on me?" Tommy asked as Maggie finished the bottle and burped sighing happily.
"Awwwwwwwwwwww she's happy see I make babies happy now good luck getting her to bed Bart and I have other things to ruin".
Maggie's eyes were wild with craziness and happiness as she bounced on her butt in her crib giggling madly.
"At least you're in baby prison now to deal with Bart and-".
Tommy didn't finish as he heard an explosion and both Bart and Jessica were black and pointing at one another.
I don't care who did it I'm not dealing with this because there is a babysitting club meaning more than one and it's about time Connie and Lisa did some work too".
Tommy stormed off as Lisa and Connie ran up Connie singing softly to Maggie to help her at least try to sleep and Lisa cleaning Jessica and Bart up.
Well that's it for now so R&R and Dee I'm sorry for the long pause but I'm not going to wait so long anymore friend and fan of my writing.
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