Chapter 3: What Really Happened With Ceara And Shikamaru

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Story key:
bold- inner selves
"speaking" ' thoughts'

Okay so Shikamaru was on his way over to Ceara's green house.
On the way he was thinking of which way he should kiss her?
Should he start out regular and then switch from gentle to hard and passionte or should he start with the tongues and then nip her bottom lip? It was something that Shikamaru couldn't actually figure out what to do! That was a first .. this girl really got him bent out of shape!
My god ... it was soo strange.. he got off the topic of how to kiss her and thought to himself 'Why the hell am I doing this shit in the first place'
Because maybe your pride and ego got in the way?
'Who the fuck are you'
I'm your inner self 'What the Fuck
you really do exist'
NO shit sherlock!
'Wait why the fuck do you decide to show your ass now'
Because my friend I want to enjoy this!
'Why you little perverted bastard! Get out of my head your tooo troublesome'
I can't you fucktard! I'm in your head dipshit!
'What the fuck is up with you and cursing? Can we get back to the topic on how to kiss her? It was much easier than this... besides I have something to prove'
Okay ego-myster 'Shut up!'

Shikamaru, continuing with the little arguement in his head, unconciously rung Ceara's doorbell.
Ceara opened the door to see a very angry Shikamaru shouting to no one at all "LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE YOU SHITHEAD"
Shikamaru shouted I can't I'm in your head stupid! Listen your screaming and she's at the door looking at you like your on crack.
Silence

Ceara inturpted him with "You know there is the retardation center to go visit for some help"
"Shut up" Came the oh so happy reply from Shika-kun!
Ceara opened the door for him and he walked right in.
"Say what the fuck is up with painting your house green? I like the color but... common, no one paints there house green"
"Well maybe I wanted it green! Didya ever think of that? No? Maybe I wanted my house to be different from the others, maybe I wanted mine to stand out from the other ugly ones, maybe I wanted it to be cool"
"So youre saying my house is a loser"
"Maybe I am"
"Your trying my patientence"
"Well maybe Shika-KUN, you shouldn't have brought up a conversation about houses"
"Well "
"Yeah your silent now" She said with the biggest grin people from Hong Kong could see.
Which reminds me ...I wonder how godzilla is?...Anyways beack to the story.
"Well now that your here how about you show me what you can do?" Ceara said with a mocking tone.
"FINE! I will cj-CHAN"
Shikamaru walked staright up to Ceara and basically pushed against her baige colored wall.
His arms were on either side of her.
And when she looked into his eyes she didn't even try to struggle to get free...which was strange.. I told you she had a fettish for eyes.
So thats when Inner Shikamaru came in.
Dude wtf! Tooooo hard, way to hard, dude its a kiss your not having sex!
'Fine'
"Am I going to hard?" He asked in a whisper only she could hear.
"HELL NO!" She said almost bursting his earm drums.
"Troublesome" He muttered and then went in for the kiss.
And surprisingly she kissed him back.
Tongue's battled over who would take command.. like in the army with generals.
Then Shikamaru switched from the gentle kiss and started heating things up making it hard pushing her further against the wall. He decided to close the kiss with the last but not least the nip libbler .. I mean lip nibbler. After their 20 minute long kiss ... they finally caught their breathes.
Ceara's face was flushed ... she looked like she got 18 sunburns.
Shikamaru smirked at this and then asked "Is anyone home"
The color drained from her face as quick as it came "What are you intending to do!" She asked with irritation in her voice.
"No no no! I didn't mean that ...I was asking that way I would know.. seeing as I walked into your coughgreencoughhouse and pinned you against the wall if we get caught .. er.. yeah"
"Oh okay ...no one's here thankfully...don't get any ideas"
Shikamaru smirked, rolled his eyes and replied "Troublesome"
"What ever happend in the GREEN house-" Ceara started "-stays in the GREEN house" Shikamaru finished.
"So how was it"
"So far the best EVER! But if don't keep at it.. than your rating will go down...LOW"
"Shit" he cursed.
Shikamaru gave her one last kiss and left greeting her goodbye with "See ya at school tomorrow kiss-buddy cj-CHAN"
"Bye Shika-KUN!" Yelled out and then closed her door. She leaned her back against it and slid down.
She did a big fangirl squeal and said "Troublesome...but yet a good kisser"
... a few minutes passed bye and she went upstairs to take a nap and await the next day of school.
On her way up she muttered "I love his eyes!"

"Why are you smiling so hard?"
"WHAT!"
Sasuke, Neji, Naruto were all making their way down the street when they found
Shikamaru smiling hard as hell on his porch..
"oh..um..er..No reeason.."
"yeah..riiiiiight.." Sasuke said with a slick smile on his face.
Neji was standing there like if he didn't give a shit.
Naruto must've seen something in Shika's face because he blew his spot by yelling..
"Did someone score tonight or what!"
"Shikamaru turned so quick as if he was ready to slap someone.
"No..I just..found a nickel..Um..what are you doin down in this end?"
Sasuke spoke up again..
"Just talked to Sakura..She was looking for Ceara to see what she's been doing
the last 30 mnutes when she was calling her cell. Said to meet her at the park in 10..
We came to see if you wanted to come."
"Oh..um..I'm just gonna go to my room for a little bit--"
Neji finally broke out of his mode and nodded towards Naruto.
Naruto smailed in return and as soon as Shikamaru tured around to go into the house..
"HOLLY SHYT! WTF? what are you DOING!"
"Good job boys..Nickel my ass..TAke him to the park..NOW.."

15 minutes laterrsss

"Comon Ceara!" Sakura yelled as she dragged the poor innocent((not)) girl to the park
"Okay okay! We're here! Let me go, Le'mme go!"
"Okay" Sakura said letting go of Ceara.
This caused the poor already pummled girl to fall flat on her butt.
"Ow" Ceara said rubbing her sore ass.
"Are you sure you don't want Shikamaru to do that for you Ceara?" Irena and Ivy said cheekily.
Ceara clared at them icily.
"Let's play a game of Truth or Dare" Sasuke said as we all sat in a litlle circle.
Seeing as Sasuke brought up the game he got to go first.
"Shika, Shika, Shikamarr Truth or Dare?"
Shikamaru glared at him and said his 'troublesome' and than replied with"Dare"
"Either way you loose, I dare you to tell us why your so happy"
Everyone looked at him with puppy dog eyes awaiting his reply.
Shikamaru looked at Ceara and mouthed the words 'Help me'
She mouthed back to him 'You're screwed'
Shikamaru turned a bit read and started sweating " Well you see
after I just went over to Ceara's to prove I was right.
"Sure okay" Sakura said suspiciously and then whispered to Sasuke
"I'll get it from Ceara later"
Sasuke just responded with a nod.
Shikamaru and Ceara wiped the sweat from their faces and
Ceara mouthed to him 'Nice save'. 'Thanks' He mouthed back to her smiling once more.

After a couple of hours everyone left to go home and Shikamaru and Ceara were safe from
questions... for now atleast...
Tomorrow would be a new day ... and who knows what'll happen next.

((i do! okay well you'll have to wait till next chappie to find out!))
(( well hope you guys liked the chapter!
P.ss this chapter was written by Me and Ceara))