Pairings:

SasuNaru/ Magnet Shipping

OMG UPDATE! Yeah...this was late because I haven't watched the Wave arc in like…FORVER. I went to the manga for reference.

Even then I was still lazy. xD

Okay, a lot of language in here because I wanted just to show you how Naruto and the Hokage interact before we officially start the Wave arc. I think I'll only show their interactions every now and then so it doesn't become cliché.

Summary:

Ever wondered what would happen if The Log constantly threw a wrench in Sasuke's path of revenge? Well, we shall now explore that theory. And what's this? Why is Naruto bowing to a log?

Warnings: Langauge from Naruto and the Sandaime. Just because he converted doesn't mean he doesn't swear, plus, the Sandaime DOES NOT LOGS.

Flashback (it's the same basics as 'Thoughts' and "Speech")

'Thoughts.'

"Speech."

Second Time: Wave Arc Part One

"What's the distance to the target?"

"Five meters. I'm ready anytime."

"So am I!"

"Me too."

"Ok…"

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke tensed slightly, ready for the signal from their sensei. After passing their tests, Kakashi has decided to "treat" them to lunch at Ichiraku's (per Naruto's request which everyone obliged, since he was the one helped them pass….somehow).

After Kakashi had mysteriously ate one bowl without removing his mask, he had given a cheerful goodbye –despite the events of earlier that day- and vanished in a puff of smoke.

Needless to say, his students were not amused when they showed up the next day for training.

"Go!"

In a flurry, the three genin were on their target; a cat. A very much not de-clawed, irritable cat.

Sakura had caught it first, but seeing that it was in no mood to be returned to its owner, threw it sideways towards Naruto without looking.

Poor Naruto never saw it coming.

"What the-?"

'MEIEEAOWWW!"

"HOLY SHI-OW! WH-OW."

Sakura looked down at her teammate while Sasuke ignored him in favor of telling Kakashi that they had caught the target and that the cat/devil was wearing the red bow that was used to identify it.

He also said that they would wait until the cat and Naruto stopped "playing" before meeting Kakashi up at the Hokage Tower.

Three Hours Later (It took two for them to take the cat off of Naruto and another hour to patch the kid up): At the Tower

It took a while, but they finally arrived at the Tower and were now watching the cat get smothered by its owner, the Daimyo's wife.

"Hehehe, fucking cat," Naruto muttered, taking shameless joy in seeing the cat being tortured. Sakura mentally agreed with him as she had to carry the thing to the Tower as she was part of the reason they were setback. She had the scratches to prove she carried it.

The blond was covered with bandages and was carrying a Log in his arms. Sasuke was glaring at said Log. It had been the bane of his time on Team 7 because Naruto would punch him out for using substitution when they sparred (which was a LOT). And with the Log being the closet one around, it ended up getting the attack (though Naruto always stopped at the last second before swiftly turning around and punching Sasuke).

Plus, the way Naruto held it so gently was so unfair!

"Now, Kakashi's Team 7, your next duty is between these options. Babysitting an elder's grandson, Naruto giving me the book of nonsense (Naruto's glare at the cat was redirected at the Sandaime with more intensity.), shopping in the neighboring village, Naruto giving me the book of complete bull shit, and helping with potato digging. Oh, and Naruto giving me the FUCKING BOOK." The Sandaime finished with a smile as his eyes landed on Naruto. "The Sandaime asked so sweetly."

Naruto's glare seemed to be causing the window behind the Sandaime to melt as the Sandaime said all this. The other people in the room were looking between them, exasperated and at a loss to what they should do.

They've been going at it since Naruto went to visit the Hokage a day after the test and it went a little something like this:

'I can't wait to tell Ji-san about the log!' Naruto opened the door, Book and Log in hand as he did so. "Ohayo, Jii-s-"

"NARUTO! GIVE ME THE BOOK!"

"HOLY FUCK!"

While they still had somewhat civilized conversations, it had to be done with someone watching them to make sure they didn't say anything that would set the other off. It was pretty horrible for the random person since nearly every sentence had an underlying message.

"So, how are you today, Naruto?" It looked like Hiruzen was going at it a different way. Givemethebook.

"Awesome. What about you?" Naruto said through clenched teeth. Team 7 knew he was getting irritated considering he had stopped petting his Log. Helltothefuckno.

"Great! Konohomaru has been asking about you. He wanted to see if you were willing to play with him and his friends," The Sandaime's eye twitched. Boi,youwillgivethebook.

"Tell him I could try after I finish the LAMEASS MISSION that you'll most likely give us," The people in the room were feeling rather uncomfortable now. FucknoBITCH.

"…"

"…Okay, how about this. You give us a cool mission without CATS and I'll give you The Holy Book," Naruto resumed petting his Log. The Sandaime looked to be just about ready to dance, but the others were in confusion as they thought that with Naruto's and Sandaime's stubbornness, it'd take a long while before either got what either wanted.

"Really?"

"No-"

"SUNOVA-" Sarutobi was cut off when Iruka threw a mission scroll at him.

"You didn't actually think I'd give you The Book? You underestimate me, Ji-san. Either way, give us a MISSION. Not some half-ass chores these villagers are too lazy to do themselves," The Sandaime glared at Naruto. Naruto glared back.

Sakura was by the back wall, hitting her head against it. Smart girl.

Sasuke glared at the Log, having ignored the entire conversation in favor of attempting to melt the offending piece of wood in the blond's hands. Kakashi was reading a book named, "So you got a student with Log Issues". Iruka was glaring at a Kakashi to do something since he had power over Naruto now (which Iruka would begrudgingly admit to).

Kakashi looked up at Iruka and winked flirtingly at him before returning to his book, causing the chuunin to fume.

Iruka had been rather okay with Naruto's new obsession as long as it didn't get in the way of Naruto's training to which the blond had promised he would try not to do so. Iruka already glared at people who glared at Naruto, imagined what he'd try to do to the Sandaime when he started pestering the blond for the book.

Sarutobi did not liked to be teased. Nor did he like the smug smile on Naruto's face. He instantly whipped out the C-rank mission scroll and looked through it, grumbling. He might as well give the brat a traveling kind of mission; it'd give him the peace of mind he was denied when he realized The Book was still in the village.

"Alright, you get a C-rank mission," The Sandaime finally announced as he looked the mission over.

"Sweet!" Naruto was practically jumping up and down, naming off the possible missions they were given.

"WHAT?" Shoot. He should've known Iruka would've objected. Oh well, the man can be ignored.

"Alright! Mission Request #31 C-rank! Come on in," The Sandaime announced, not paying attention to Iruka sneaking behind him,

There were some footsteps and a little fumbling before Team 7's client came through the door.

"What the super hell is this? They're all just a bunch of super brats. Especially…the shortest one with the super stupid-looking face. Are you really a shinobi?"

. . .

"IN THE NAME OF THE LOG, I WILL KILL YOU."

"YOU BASTARD!"

Tis so much fail~

:,D

Alright, I was a little lazy to pm answer reviews so here we go:

XxanimeaddictxX- …I don't really understand half of what you're saying, but OH WELL! ^^ Glad you like this.

LadyUzuScarlet- Really? It's just crack that I need to be high for to write (not). Thanks for liking anyway.

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Averial Flames- LOl, it's okay! I sometimes do that. I will remove it soon! Thank you for reading it tho~

Once again, I fail at humor, but you people like it anyway which makes me smile. Hope I get the next chapter up. It's going to be shorter than this, but will take more planning.

Next up: Part Two! ^^

~Kitsune-Ohime-Sama~

(PS:I'd like to note that 'Boi' is how I spell 'Boy' if anyone was confused)