So what should I say here? Cue Dancing One-Winged Mad Angel? I suppose that works.

Chapter 4: Sephiroth and Kefka

Link raised his head, alert. Sephiroth did too.

"Did you feel that?" he asked.

"Yeah. That incredible power..."

There was the sound of laughter. It didnt sound like happy laughter. More like someone was suffering and another was laughing at it.

They both looked up to the sky. A man floated above them. He had a green coat with a primarily red and yellow outfit underneath. His hair was blonde and tied back into a ponytail. His face was pure white with a purple smile painted across it.

"KNEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW GOD!!!!" he shouted. It was a high pitched, almost sarcastic voice.

Ilia looked at him, repulsed.

Sephiroth sprouted his black wing.

"I'm gonna go see what this is about." he said.

He flew up towards the man.

"Well, if it isn't the former Fallen One!!" said the man happily.

"Who are you?" he asked, baring Masamune.

"Oh, a sweet and innocent person, much unlike yourself." he added with a sadistic chuckle.

"Who are you!?" he asked more forcefully.

"Fine. Spoilsport. My name is Kefka Palazzo. My game is DESTRUCTION!!!" he finished with a laugh.

Without warning, another meteor flew through the sky towards them. Kefka laughed even harder as he dodged and the meteor flattened some of the Aronian mountains and laid waste to Oslaes, their capital city. Sephiroth snarled and slashed at him. Kefka dodged again.

"I hope you know, that wasn't me. That was my dear friend Shinryu." he said with a sweet smile.

There came a loud roar from the heavens. It didn't sound like Shinryu agreed with Kefka.

Even though the roar contained no words, Sephiroth knew what the roar meant.

"Pretender! You have no right to proclaim yourself God when you disowned Chaos and destroyed Cosmos!"

Kefka retorted with a sputter.

"They held me back! What else was I supposed to do!?"

The roar answered.

"Nothing! You were never intended to gain this power! The Magitech infusion that your former Emperor gave you turned you into the ABOMINATION YOU ARE!!!!"

Kefka stuck his thumbs in his ears and spit into the sky, taunting the roar. The roar was now extrememly loud.

"INFIDEL!!! YOU HAVE DISOBEYED THE COURSE OF THE GREAT WILL!!!"

"And what will you do about it, oh Great Will?" Kefka mocked.

"I WILL CURSE YOU WITH FAILURE IN YOUR EFFORTS!! YOU WILL SUCCEED FOR A TIME, BUT WILL ULTIMATELY FAIL IN YOUR EFFORTS!!!"

"And who would be the one to stop me!? I am the God of this world! Greater than even you will be!!"

"I HAVE SPOKEN!!!!"

"And I heard you, loud and clear. My left ear's gonna be a little deaf now! I hope you're happy!!!"

The roar refused to answer.

"Well, now that that's been taken care of, where were we?" asked Kefka, as though the conversation with the roar hadn't happened.

Sephiroth smirked.

"Some God you are. Can't even stop a meteor from destroying your people." he said.

"Who says I want to?" Kefka asked.

"What's a God without subjects?"

"Heheheheh... A God with no hinderances!"

"How's this for a hinderance!" shouted Sephiroth as he managed to stab Kefka through the heart.

Kefka stood there in blank shock, then he started laughing.

Sephiroth was thrown backwards and he took Masamune with him. The wound healed instantly.

Kefka looked at Sephiroth with a sour expression on his face.

"What was that for!? I wasn't going to kill you!!"

"But I wasn't going to sit around and watch you destroy the world." said Sephiroth.

"Hahahahahahah!!!! You think you can stop me!? Me, the God of the universe!!!!!!"

Lightning lanced down in droves, striking people, objects, even animals, and destroying everything. A bolt blasted Link near the edge of the chasm that split Kakariko in two.

"No!"

Sephiroth flew down and took Link up to the hot springs area. A meteor began to fly towards them. He flew back up to meet it and sliced it in two with Masamune.

So Kefka made a bigger one.

This time, he blew it up with magic.

Finally, a moon-sized meteor. Sephiroth knew this would spell certain doom for the planet.

At once, all three sets of deities appeared and stopped it.

"Sephiroth! Link! You two, alongside Zepda and Midna are the last hopes for this world!" shouted Din.

"Do not fail to stop him!" shouted Helios.

"Shinryu be with you, Heroes!" said Ifrit.

They were enveloped in light before they exploded, destroying the meteor.

So, surprise ending. Actually, I didn't plan on writing this part at the end, but I figured that if Kefka needed to be God of the Universe, he had to kill off everyone else. Anyway, I digress. R&R, or Kefka will send a meteor on your house too.