"Yo, I'm da Truth! and I have a special performance for you all!" Cyrus said as he walked on stage. This was his biggest performance yet. "And I want to welcome… Ben Gates", the audience clapped, "Barry Benson, the bee lawyer", more clapping, "And Jonas!" All the 12-15 year old girls in the audience clapped and shrieked. This is not going to be a good night for Jonas. "And now, for our feature presentation!" A really bad beat came on. Everyone but the 12-15 girls cringed.
Yo, I'm the truth and I have real might
Gonna tell some truth, so tonight
Yo be listening because, clown
The truth is gonna get down!
Faith, Hope, and Charity,
Gotta put these in so my dad can't disown me
A pause in the rapping. Almost everyone but the 12-15 year old girls has left. The girls are telling everyone, "Wait! This is only the bad part! It's going to get beteeeeeeer!"
Yo, I am telling the truth
And I am telling it really smooth
I like you more than a crush
More than a like like more than a love
You are like my teeny weeny little turtle dove
And I ain't giving up!
Don't run away
Don't run away from the truth
Cause' baby I really like you!
Don't run away
Don't run away from the truth
Cause' baby I really like you!
You're more than a crush
More than a like like more than a love
Baby I gonna make you mine
And I ain't giving up!
Yo, Roxy, I am still really sorry, about that one
Time I entered the contest and won
I pretended Kris was me
It was really confusing, even I could see.
There was all this drama
You ran away, away to your mama
But then you came back at church, forgave me, and we sung
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine
Let it shine!
All the 12-15 year olds capped and applauded. Everyone else had left by then, though. Cyrus looked up to the booths. Abigail was still there with Riley, who was pretending to be awake. Vanessa was clapping really hard. Jonas was missing though. Cyrus didn't think of it, though. They probably just all went to the bathroom at the same time…
**Yes, I know the song is really bad. That's the whole point.**