Jay

"You all are a bunch of complete MORONS!"

Someone was getting yelled at down the hall and naturally I was super curious; trouble had a way of attracting my interest, so using my ninja stealth I crept up to where the source of the voice was and was very pleased that there was a little window on the door.

The group of police officers that were sent to tell Alice to tone it down were being chewed out by a more official looking man, the man who had interrogated the woman to get her name and other important info. I had every reason to believe he was chief of police.

"You all do not know how to properly do your jobs!" He shouted, and it seemed that every chair in the room shook as he did so.

"Sir, please hear us out, we-" One began to say, shaking in his boots, and he was correct in doing so, because head honcho was pissed.

"I could replace all of you with SEVEN YEAR OLDS, and they would do a better job than you because they know how to listen to orders! Why couldn't you have just told her what she was doing wrong?!"

The other man sitting at the table raised his hand like a school boy. "Sir...we tried but she-"

"That tape of you two making the arrest says that that's bullshit!" Chief yelled.

"We're sorry, Chief..." The smaller officer in the back mumbled, not really seeming upset, just disappointed that he was there.

"You better be more than sorry!" Chief insisted, looking at the man with darker hair, the third man at the table.

"And you led this! You put shame upon our station!"

I grinned, feeling a little devious. I knew they were gonna let the woman go free because all evidence stated she was not properly informed about her conviction, so I made my way through the maze of hallways to her room and opened the door.

"Alice Montgomery?" I called.

The blonde haired woman sitting at the interrogation desk lifted her head from her crossed arms, looking at me with a dagger shooting glare.

"What?" She asked harshly.

I smiled. "Courtesy of this ninja, you are free to go."

She grimaced. "You friends with the smart ass in white?"

I chuckled, shrugging a little. "Yeah, but he isn't here to offer his overly formal words of wisdom. I'll be your escort out."

Her eyes narrowed just a little bit more before she stood with a resounding: "Fine."

I led her out of the room and we began to walk back the way I had come.

"So..." I started, trying to make small talk. "How well do you know us...I mean...as ninja of course."

She rolled her eyes. "Well I know snowy as the titanium ninja, and he is cold as ice."

I laughed, this girl's attitude was refreshing. "He isn't really a "cold" guy, he's just...real steely. And super formal as I said before. Once you get to know him he won't seem so bad..."

"Whatever...and I know you are the lightning thief..."

"Well..." I said. "Actually the lightning thief is a book written by Rick Riordan...but funny association."

She scoffed. "You're a real dork you know that?"

"Hahahaha, guilty!"

She let out a slow, exasperated sigh. "There is one that wears red, I've seen him playing with fire on the news, the one in black is the Royal descendent and then everyone knows Lloyd as the Green Ninja..."

"Cool." I said. "You know about enough...so...you want to see those cops take a beating?"

Suddenly Alice grinned. "I'm listening..."

I giggled...or came as close to giggling as a man could get. "The cops that arrested you are getting yelled at because they fucked up. Boy they were in for quite the shock when the chief called them to his office..."

Alice's smile disappeared once again. "Did...you just try to make a pun? If so that was seriously shit..."

"Aww, come on." I responded, "Laugh! You look like you need a good laugh."

She rolled her eyes at me in a response, and muttered something I couldn't quite make out.

I pouted. "Well whatever, at least the verbal pounding will cheer you up."

We approached the one door that peeked into the room where the group that had cancelled Alice's party were still being roared at by the team leader.

"I just wonder why I hired any of you. None of you have the common sense to have this job..."

The darker haired one shrunk up a bit, then looked down, trying to justify his stupid mistake. "Sir, I-"

"I've heard enough of your excuses Jackson!" The chief yelled. "You have a suspension for three weeks."

Jackson winced. slightly, then nodded slowly as his squad members snickered, though trying to hide it.

Chief narrowed his eyes at the others. "Oh...you three shouldn't be laughing...because I'm firing you..."

Their jaws dropped instantly.

I saw Alice smile out of the corner of my eye, as she was getting justice for what had happened to her.

"There it iiiiis!" I exclaimed, talking a little like I was talking to a baby. "There's that smile!"

She laughed. "I'm glad the ninja escorting me out isn't a total buzzkill..." She said, looking back from me to the window. "And at least that chief has some sense..."

"Yeah." I agreed. "But we should probably get you out of here before he comes out and catches us." I stated, stepping away from the door.

She smirked, turning her back to it as well. "Cool. Race ya, lightning bolt!" She positioned herself like a marathon runner about to start a sprint, and I took the position too, but we were both knocked into our faces when the chief opened the door and hit us in our backs.

"Not so fast you two..." He said, looming above us. "Jay you should know better than to be playing hookie in my building..."

I blushed. "Heeheehee...sorry..."

He helped us to our feet and started to escort us both out of the building.

"So Alice, I am terribly sorry for this inconvenience." He stated, gently patting her on the shoulder.

She looked at me, then back at him, and she looked at him the way he looked at his now ex-employees. "You better be." She said, trying to be serious but then she burst into laughter.

"But seriously." Chief stressed, stopping everyone at the station exit. "Those men had no idea what they were doing and I apologize for their behavior."

Alice turned and placed a hand on his chest. "Calm down sir. I may be temperamental but I can understand when someone makes a mistake."

The chief nodded. "I assure you it will not happen again."

Alice smiled. "Thank you." She opened the door, gesturing that I go outside. "Your city, malady?"

I rolled my eyes but have her a smirk and a curtsy. "Why thank you good man." I thanked, and soon we were both bathing in the light of day once again, and we went our separate ways.

Sometimes...it was really freakin' fun being a cop.