Off course
(by komodoking's brother)
This chapter has absolutely nothing to do with the story.
"I'm telling you Pikachu, I heard you talk", said Ash.
"I can't talk!", said Pikachu.
"But I just heard you"
"I can't talk!"
"You can you can you can"
"I can't I can't I can't"
"You can you can you can"
"I can't I can't I can't"
"You can"
"I can't"
"You can"
"I can't"
"You can"
"I can't"
"Don't you dare contradict me"
"I'm not"
"Yes you are"
"Shut up"
"No, you shut up you b****rd"
"Don't you call me a b****rd, you're a b****rd"
"Let's agree that I can't talk"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because I heard you talk"
"Well so can you"
"But that's usual"
"Well what's wrong with me talking"
"You're not supposed to talk"
"Well if we don't agree on something, this will go on forever"
"Well, just talk in your language"
"But that's boring, it's just saying my name over and over"
"But it's your language"
"But it would be boring, if you just said Ash Ash Ashity-Ash"
"Why on earth would I say that"
"Because it's your name"
"Only because you do it, it doesn't mean I do"
"But wouldn't you get bored?"
"Well, I guess I would , but why didn't you start speaking English earlier?"
"Because it's two much work"
"But it's a lot of work battling, and if it's too much work what difference is it now?"
"Well I was bored"
"Yes I know, but is there an actual reason?"
"Well, I just learnt it"
"How?"
"I took lessons"
"When?"
"I got Dialga to stop time and teach me"
"When did you meet Dialga?"
"I was being sarcastic"
"Oh, I knew that"
"Phphhh"
"So when did you learn?"
"I have been travelling with you for a long time"
"What does that mean?"
"It means I learnt from you"
"Ohhh"
"Why are you so stupid?"
"I'm not stupid!"
"What's 1+1 then"
"uuhh…3"
"Hah, it's four"
"Actually it's 2", said Dexter, Ash's pokedex.
"You stay out of this"
"Yeah"
"Okay, Pikachu use thunderbolt on Dexter!"
"But…"
"Do it!"
"Pikachuuuuuuu!"
Dexter went flying off into the horizon.
"Oh wait, now I'll have to go find it!"
"Ha!"
"Shit!"
"It's your own fault"
"No! It's your fault, you used thunderbolt on it"
"But you told me to use thunderbolt…"
"excuses, excuses"
"Okay, I've got an idea"
"Well, what is it?"
"Let's forget about this whole incident…"
"And then we can go find Dexter!"
"Excactly!"
Will Ash and Pikachu find Dexter…
Has Pikachu stopped talking…
Will the pokemon's plan get carried out…
Find out in Search for the lost Charizard…
Coming soon…..