Crystal said "Okay welcome to another chapter let's begin with one from Land L sorry but one dare post per chapter so we're counting the new dares you posted to attach to this one as separate"
I have new dares!:
-throw Teridax and Roodaka in a closet together ( I saw the movie Roodaka loves Teridax ( because she belongs in mental hospital) and was just using sidoraks)-
- Pridak is shallow and loved his original form before he was turned into a monster, so transform him to his original form and slowly mutate him-
- Krekka is that dumb dark hunter right? so make him answer a question that no drop out who joined the dark hunters would ever get close to getting right! What is 2+2 (dramatic music) and play jeopardy music in the background-
-All the bad guys weapons most be destroyed disused as witches and sent to the dark ages. Then what's left of them will be brought back to life and sent to Iraq ( I don't hate Muslims just Muslim terrorist, actually I ageist people who hate Muslims because of the terrorist) and tell the terrorist that there well not Muslim-
PS. I am not a sicko! I just think some people might think some of it is funny
That's all for now! I'll review next chapter!
Crystal began "Okay, Teridax, Roodaka in the closet you g-"
A green light appears and a being with a brown toa mata body, toa nuva shoulders no toa nuva chest plate green legs, brown toa metru feet dark blue arms, green hands, a head that looked like like a toa mata foot turned upside-down with light-blue eyes and a spike that looked like vorox stinger attached to the back of his head going diagonally half up half behind him and a crystal on his back
L spoke in a south eastern American accent "My name is Pon just call me L"
Crystal asked "What are you here for and how did you get in?"
L replied "I came here because I thought of some more things for my dare, and I bribed the security to take the the off... oh! I also stall a transporter from the USS Enterprise."
Crystal asked "What are your dares?"
L said "Teridax must battle my army made up of toa, matoran, glatorian, agori, great beings, and all sorts of bio-mechanical beings you've never seen before with his army, also my element is nature that includes Earth, plant life, rock, water, ice, sand, and elements you've never heard of."
Teridax said "Try me!"
L began saying "Salt Ani-"
Teridax then said "You win."
L said "Two more things anyone here can battle me if they want to but I must warn them I have a PHD in everything!"
Crystal then said "Sorry L but we're not looking for new OC additions here yet so we have to decline your OC being here for now." she then sends L away "Now as I was saying Teridax, Roodaka in the closet"
Teridax nods "Very well" Enters the closet with Roodaka and the sound of them making out is heard.
Crystal smirks and turns Pridak back to normal
Pridak looks at himself in a mirror "Yes at last!" Runs around not even noticing that he is slowly turning back into his mutant form
Krekka thinks as the music play "Err...fish?" Nidhki hits him in the head with a mallet
Crystal and the heroes get the villains armorless and defenceless and send them to the dark ages. Crystal then revives them "Sorry but I'll send them later cause we still need them for some dares"
"I got this next one" Gali said and reads it "It's from Alex..."
Nidihiki, here's some for you, if you, you know, live. Truth, do you regret sideing with the Dark Hunters? Do you wish some Toa or entity could turn back the clock and you could change that day? I also dare you to say your sorry to Lhikan (is he here or is he still dead?) And let him do whatever he wants with you. Meaning from beating you up to forgiving you and welcoming you back as his brother.
Onewa, why are you so negative compared to your Ice brother? And I dare you to use your mind control powers on your lest liked person.
Gali, Nokama, and Hahli, would you like to be in a team with all girls but one? Or at lest do you think that'd be cool?
Girl Toa, would, in the event you get married and everything was safe, would you like to have kids? And how many?
Guy Toa, what about you?(If confused, read the last thing for the girls again)
And Mata Nui, for some fun for all of us, I dare you to throw said betrayers and back stabers and annoyances onto a hard planet.
And miss Author, here's some snacks.
I will be back ;)
Nidhiki thinks for a moment "Yeah because if you recall before some witch..." glares at Roodaka "turned me into my insectoid form I wanted to be a hero again so yeah I pretty much regret making that deal with Lariska and yes but I would have that Toa or entity send me back to when Roodaka changed me into this form so I can stop her because I pretty much may die if I go to when I was making the deal with Lariska cause she's good with those knifes."
"You got that right" Lariska said coming in with the Shadowed One
"What are you two doing here?" Axonn asked
"Don't know some hedgehog named Crystal asked to be here" the Shadowed One
"That's me" Crystal said "We'll get to why you two are here later right now I have someone to revive" She revives Toa Lhikan
Lhikan looks around "Where am I?"
"Truth or Dare Bionicle" Crystal said "and I revived you as your part of Nidhki's dare"
Nidhiki walks up to him and said "Lhikan...I'm sorry for double-crossing you"
"All is forgiven Nidhiki" Lhikan said and then punches him in the face "That was just to late my hatred of when you did that out."
"No problem" Nidhiki said and faints.
Onewa said "Because I was taking the duty of a Toa seriously and focusing on the here and now" He uses his mind control powers to make Matau fly and crash into the wall
"That's going to hurt" Zaktan said cringing and Tahu nods in agreement
Gali thinks "That would be nice"
Nokama nods "I agree"
Hahli said "Same here but I like the team I'm in at the moment. As for the other quetion..." Blushes "I haven't even thought that far"
Nokama thinks "I say at least one"
Gali nods "I would like to have kids at least two one boy and one girl."
Tahu blushes "Err...kids well I guess I'll be okay with that"
Vakama said "I think I would like to have a child one day"
Jaller read the question and just faints
"I think that means he's not ready for children yet" Crystal said "Now I know the question wasn't made for me but if I ever do want a kid I want it to be from my true love" She smiles and day dreams a bit but says "Mata-Nui your turn"
Mata-Nui throws Teridax, Roodaka, Sidorak, Krekka, Nidhiki, the Piraka, Vezon and Barraki into a planet and Crystal revives them all and smiles "Thanks...Potato chips!" opens a bag of them and begins to eat them.
Kopaka reads the next post "It's from tao of darkness...
all female tao:who do you think is the most handsome fire tao
vakama:i feel bad that you lost the mask of time so here i found it for you
matau:fight the thing your most afraid of
vakama:what was it like being evil and while you where evil did what did you do when you where not being ordered around by that witch roodaka
and finaly
roodaka:DIE YOU LITTLE SERVENT OF EVIL BURN IN HELL(shoot's her with bazooka
Gali said "Tahu"
Nokama said "Vakama"
Hahli then said "No it's Jaller" The three then get in a fight and all the guys except Tahu, Vakama and Jaller watch as they are too embarrassed just watch.
Crystal rolls her eyes and hands Vakama the mask of time
"Thanks been looking for this" Vakama said taking it "To answer you question it was one of them experiences I never want to repeat and I just thought about things weather or not I was doing the right thing."
Matau gasps as he sees what he feared as a matron the DMV "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Crystal looks confused "Did the Bionicle universe have DMV's?"
Lariska shrugs "I think so. Not sure"
Roodaka looks "What?" explodes into a million tiny pieces
Crystal reads "This is from Toa coy...
My OCs were bionicle MOCs before a stared writing so I wat to ask crystal if they could teleport all the evil ones to the mending univers where they make them fight themselves. You can use Coy and Dracana for transport.
Crystal said "I don't need them I have powers given to me by DM77 that can do it" teleports all the villains to the mending universe and they fight them selves they lost. "Now to bring them back" Revives the villains"
"That smarts" Ehlek said
"I'll say" Hakann said
"Lariska final one please" Crystal said
Lariska gets it "It's from Zivon96...
Brutaka and The Shadowed One: Have a fight for the hand of Lariska
Teridax: as the most hated male character, marry the most hated female character: Roodaka!
(Zaps the glatorian into the room) Kiina: who do you like?
Piraka: Sing the pokemon theme song *Humiliation*
What's left... Oh yes!
Teridax: get beaten up by Miserix
*Drops the Zivon on the Baraki and rides off on it*
Lariska blushed a bit when she read the first one "They are not that..." Sees Brutaka and Shadowed One fighting "...Immature"
"Apparently they are" Crystal said "We catch up later"
Teridax said "Fine"
One wending set up later...
"I now pronounce you evil husband and wife" Reverend Lovejoy said "Now if you excuse me I'll be going"
Glatorian appear and looks around
Acker said "Where are we?"
"A truth or dare fic" Onua said
"Kiina you have a question" Crystal said "Who do you like?"
"Well...err..." Kiina blushes and thinks "Hard to choose but I have to say Mata-Nui...Because he's from another planet and can be able to take me to different worlds."
Piraka shrug and begin to sing the bad thing is there lousy singers. They sing so bad the Roboidz were called in to shoot them destroying them.
Miserix enters and sees Teridaxs sitting with his new wife "Hello Teridax"
Teridax gulps and turns "Oh hey Miserix...long time no see" Miserix grabs him and drags him into the closet where the sound of Teridax getting beaten up can be heard
"Well that's it for...wait who won the fight for Lariska?" Crystal said and turns to see Brutaka standing a top and dead Shadowed One in a victory pose Crystal claps "Well done Brutaka."
"Okay now let's cut off one of Lariska's hands" Vezon said and everyone gave him an awkward stare "What?" Tahu whispers in his ear what the dare meant "Ohhhhh..."
Axonn asked Brutaka "May I be your best man?"
"Sure I guess" Brutaka said
"Well see you later guys and keep those posts coming." Crystal said "The people you can dare are Shadowed One, Lariska and the Glatorian"