Lee, Neji, and Tenten where standing inside the fort, and finished off the last of the ninjas.

"Now we need to save the children!" Lee shouted with excitement.

"Let's try that door." Tenten suggested as she pointed to a door. The team walked to the door, and opened it. They were greeted by the the Sound Trio.

"No one expects the Sound Trio!" Dosu shouted as they leaped out and attacked.

Neji's team dodged and got ready to attack.

"Actually, I did with my byakugan." Neji replied.

"Well, expect this!" Zaku shouted. "Decapitating Airwaves!" Zaku blasted the three with his attack, sending them flying back.

"Kin! Pin them down! We can interrogate them!" Dosu ordered.

"Got it, Shadow Senbon!" Kin yelled as she tossed senbon at the leaf ninja.

The three where hit with senbon at their pressure points, and were paralysed.

Dosu approached them, then the bodies burst into smoke.

"Substitution!" He shouted, but then a paper bomb was thrown at him. Using his melody arm to blast the paper bomb back, he knocked the leaf shinobi out of their hiding spot.

"What do you want with us?" Neji asked.

"Why would tentacle rape the children! I wanted to that!" Zaku asked.

"Zaku...just stand over there." Dosu said and pointed away from everyone else.

"But it's boring over there!"

"Go look for breast cancer or something!"

"Nah, that's boring. I want prostate cancer now!"

Neji's team was highly disturbed. "I think we're missing the context here." Tenten said.

"Just ignore Zaku. Where's the food?" Dosu asked.

"Food? We're here to rescue children." Neji answered

"Oh right them, where are they? Do they have the food?"

"How should I know? If you're not going to kill us can you just let us find the kids?"

"Sure just give us the food when you find them.

"Whatever."

Neji's team returned with a bunch of children. "Did you find any food?" Dosu asked.

"Yea, here's some black licorice." Neji answered as he gave some bags of black licorice to Dosu.

"Wow, you're just hilarious aren't you? Resonating Echo Drill!" Dosu yelled as he attacked Neji with his melody arm. The blast caught Neji off guard and knocked him off balance and he fell to the ground and was unable to get back up. "Quickly! We need to get out of here! Zaku get over here!"

"But I'm staring at the sun." Zaku whined.

"Damn it Zaku we don't have time for this!" Dosu yelled as he grabbed Zaku and started running away with Kin.

After about ten minutes of running Dosu's team reached the forest. "Dosu," Zaku started whining again, "I'm still sooo hungry."

"It's getting late," Dosu answered, "We should set up camp. I'll go find food, Kin stay here with Zaku and set up camp. Make sure Zaku doesn't eat stuff off the ground." then Dosu left them and started looking for food.

"Whatever," Kin replied, "Zaku, help me...Zaku what the hell are you doing!"

"These insects taste so good!" he answered.

"I turn for one second and you already ate stuff on the ground! Those can be poisonous!"

"Well, it's damn good poison!"

"Stop eating that!"

"But I'm hungry!"

"Wait 'till Dosu gets back!"

"But what if he doesn't? What if he found a van full of candy and never came back?"

"Dosu wouldn't leave us!"

"But what if he doesn't find any food?"

"If Dosu returns and doesn't bring back food, you can eat all the insects you want."

"Perfect! I'd better start collecting them now!"

Dosu returned, but with no food. "Yes!" Zaku shouted, "Now I can eat all the insects I want!" and he started cramming the bugs into his mouth.

"Um.. Zaku..." Dosu started.

"NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!" Zaku screamed, spitting some of the bugs everywhere.

"I wasn't going to ask for any. I was going to tell you that those cause gonorrhoea."

"SON OF A BITCH!" Zaku screamed again, as he spat out the insects and ran into the forest.

"Do they really?" Kin whispered to Dosu.

He answered, "Nope."

"I NEED TO WASH THEM OUT OF MY SYSTEM!" Zaku yelled as he jumped into a lake.

"There's leeches in that lake!" Dosu stated.

"Ha, like I'm scared of leeches- OH NO THEY'RE THE SIZE OF MY HEAD!" Screamed Zaku as he ran back out the lake and into a tree. The tree exploded.

"Ninja tree." Dosu said.