Here We go.

Bella POV

"Are we there yet?" I asked Edward once again

"Nearly, how impatient are you?!" He asked, his eyes smoldering me. We had all gone hunting just before we left, Just to be safe until lockdown is over and then we have enough stored to last the amount of time in the house.

"I don't really want to go." I said.

"Don't You? Because if you are really against it we can turn around and call Big Brother" Edward said looking concerned

"No It's fine, it'll be fun. Plus if we did that it would kill Emmett" I responded

"Meh. He'll get over it."

"Edward!" I exclaimed.

"Here We Are!" He said

We Parked in a secure area in between Alice's Porshe and Emmett's Jeep.

We all got out the car and Alice starting screaming.

"What What?!" We cried

Edward just started laughing, everybody looked at hime mysteriously while Alice glared at him angrily

"I Forgot to go the The Storage Centre over town to get the rest of my clothes!" She wailed

Everybody cracked up laughing.

"You have a storage centre, meaning your wardrobe doesn't contain everything?" I asked, shocked.

She glared at me and left the security to take all her bags.

We walked in the door and a man came rushing up to us.

"Brilliant, Just Brilliant, You Are going to be fabulous in the house, that little stunt in the carpark about the storage centre, Brilliant, couldn't have thought of anything better myself. I can't wait to meet you all properly, Hi My Name is William Roberts (A/N This is no-one inparticular just a name I came up with) And You must be The Cullens and The Hales. Ah, Dear Emmett, I hear you are the one to get them into this, Well Done Sir! And Rosalie, Dear Dear Rosalie, Such Beauty, Oh The boys will be drooling over you in the house! Jasper! Persuasive eh? That was hilarious! And Alice, Aren't You Adorable! You are going to be a real asset to the household! Edward! Edward the girls will just be in love with you! Bella, Oh Dear Bella! You'd Better watch your Edward there musn't you! You wouldn't want someone to take him away from you Would You Now?" He finished.

Nobody seemed particuarly happy with their little comment, except for maybe Emmett and Jasper who nothing really bad was said.

Alice was fuming at just being called adorable, Rosalie at being told face to face the boys are going to drool.

Edward was looking rather worried and I was furious! How dare he tell me someone is going to steal Edward

They wouldn't have a chance! I could suck him dry right now!

"So are you ready to go into lockdown then dears?" He questioned, obviously wondering what he said wrong to get this silence.

"Definatly!" Emmett exclaimed

"That's The Spirit!" He said

"Don't worry, It will pass soon enough and you will be off to meet the new housemates!" He said

"Great" Rosalie mumbled so low no human could hear.

"Lets Go Into Lockdown then!" He said

He decided since we were all related it would be Okay if we were in the same room.

We walked in and he locked the door behind him.

"Wow Locking the door That would definatly keep me out, After all I'm just adorable little Alice. I'll be a real asset to the house. I wouldn't want to lose the spirit now!... I'll give him adorable little Alice. I'm gonna, I'm gonna" Alice began mumlbling

Jasper sent out waves of calm.

"Alice for crying out loud! We just got here could you calm it a little!" Jasper exclaimed

"Sorry" she mumbled

"WAHHHHH" Emmett screamed

"THERE IS NO FOXTEL!!" He shouted (A/N Foxtel is Sky or Cable or like you know I think it's called Cable in the US,..)

"What?" Jasper asked

"NO FOXTEL" He screamed again

"Holy.." Jasper flopped onto the couch, utterly speechless.

"What do we do?! We are going to go insane and I can't handle to flipping emotions!" He said

"Jasper!" Edward shushed him secretly pointing at the cameras.

"Oh" He said sitting down.

"But!" Emmett exclaimed

"PIPE IT!" Rosalie shouted

"Humph." He sulked.

"Wow. This is fun. Emmetts sulking, Jasper is depressed, Alice is freaking people out. Rosalie is moping, and What we have been here a total of what, 2 Minutes!! Wow Edward I reckon you should start bawling and maybe I'll start flirting with the security guards outside Eh? For Gods Sake People Get A Grip!" I screamed.

Everyone stared at me.

"Where in here for a week, We may as well try to behave? Yeh?"

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