CHAPTER 4 and then a thing happened
striker eureka was swimming around the portal again and he was thinking and then some nazi kaiju came back from the battle and striker eureka asked them "what happened" and then the kaiju said "the humens have new yaygers like some guys called marijuana mars, fuckslayer cheezenits, freedom eagle, pizzasauce destroyer and harry pooter and they are all much more stromnger than even the communist kaijus we need a bigger boat"
striker eureka looked atb the portal and smile (but he couldnt cause he was a robot with no face) and then his visor turned yayger blood blu and then he looked back at the kaiju. "giggle" he said and then suddenly a lighting bolt erupted from the portal and a category 10 KAIJU COM FROM THE PROTAL AND HE LOOKED LIKE SLATTERN but STRONGER and wirth WINGS! and then he said "my name is scluttern i am the father of scunner and slattern and i serve only you striker eureka, the god himself" and then striker eureka smile and told scluttern to swim to the surface and attack the shatter dome and he did.
gipsy eureka and freedom eagle were patrolling outside the shatterdome amnd then freedom eagle stopped flying and he pointed at something and said "LOOK OU T KAIJU!" and then gipsy ereka flew down from the sky and into the shatterdome and told everyone and hasty and tendo made an announcement on the PA system and they said "look out there is a cat 10 kaiju on the loose we need all our yaygers out there" and so all the yaygers went outside and saw freedom eagle ripping tjhe wings off the kaiju and then gipsy eureka flew up to help him and then the kaiju fell into the water and then scluttern said "KAIJUS ATTACK!" and then a TON of kaiju jumped into the shatterdome and most of them died because fuckslayer, blackmetal, mcmachine guns, and mariuana mars were in the same room and it caused an overwhelming shock of testosterone poisoning and then the yaygers tossed most of the kaiju into the pacific again and then gipsy eureka saw where one small kaiju was heading and he screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" and then pacific rim by ramin djawadi started blaring out from fuckslayer's guitar which burned in the fires and flames of dragon force songs and he set multiple kaiju on fire
"NO!" screamed herc and gipsy eureka as the small kaiju that passed the yaygers got into the command centre of the shatterdome and grabbed chuck and ate him whole and then gipsy eureka grabbed the small kaiju and sliced it in half with the nose of another kaiju which looked like knifehead and then he cried and fell to his knees and screamed to the sky with the bisected body of a kaiju in his arms and then the fight stopped and all the yaygers and kaiju had a moment of silence for the fallen soldier but then he threw the kaiju away an began figting but suddenly scluttern emerged from the depths again and the fight stopped again and everyone looked at him.
"gipsy eureka you and only you must come to the pacific breach tomorrow at 4:20 pm sharp ok? dont be lkate other wise god will smite you" and then all the kaijus swam away back into rthe pacific and then everyone looked around and the shatterdome was crashed and so they had to go outside where they cried about the loss of chuck :((((
