W/n yeah I had something smart to say then my computer closed the original chapter down so I had to rewrite it yup sad, And having to do learning upgrade while writing this doesn't help. Sorry I always seem to complain in authors note if you read this far you are awesome! Romanian is from Google translate if it's wrong I'm sorry.
Again Robin's lines are messed up on prepuce thank you.
Disclaimer-yeah I so own superheroes! No this is FAN fiction my friends.
Megan was the first to wake up. She looked around in confusion, why was she in the living room? She remembered last night and took of the earrings since they were starting to itch. Then she noticed the boys. Robin lay in Roy's lap happily cuddling into his stomach and Conner had his head on Roy's shoulder. All of them decked out in colorful fake jewelry and Roy wearing the single princess crown. Megan suppressed a squeal and picked up her camera. After the 5th picture Conner woke up. He looked at his secret girlfriend with a weird look.
"What, are you doing?" the green skinned girl quickly hid the digital camera behind her back.
"Oh nothing." A small mumble came from little Robin and the two turned to see the little bird waking up. He rubbed his mask covered eyes with the back of his hands.
"Bună dimineaţa, mama, tata. . . (good morning mama, papa . . .)" he looked around ignoring the confused looks from his team mates. He crawled off of Roys lap and looks around the room to no avail.
He callapsed infront of megan and conner and started to cry.
"U-unde sunt mama si tata? (W-where are mama and papa?)" megan scuped up the crying child and let her maternal instincs take over.
"Shh, shh its okay sweetie, shh, it's okay."
"U-unde sun-sunt mama si tata?"
"Can you please speak in English?" he nodded, wiped some tears away, and spook softly.
"W-where are mama and papa?"
"t-their out right now." She lied.
"Can I t-talk to thwem on da phwon?" she shook her head and he sniffled again, since when did robin cry? She thought, well since when was robin a 5 year old superhero?
"Would you like some breakfast?" she asked the child he shook his head no but his stomach begged to differ. She smiled and headed towards the kitchen. The pitter patter of tiny feet followed her. A small hand grasped her finger and she smiled down at the cherub like child, he smiled back.
"What are we having?" he asked as Conner helped him into the stool.
"Well, what do you want?" he thought for a moment.
"Can I just have some cereal?" Megan nodded and picked up robin so he could look through the cabinets. Oh Megan if only had just chosen the cereal and maybe you could have stopped that from happening. He happily picked a box of lucky charms. The team plus one Roy had gathered in the kitchen for some breakfast.
Megan helped the toddler pore the cereal in the bowl. She added milk and handed the child his breakfast. He sat next to Artemis on the coach. Artemis drank her coffee, obvious in a bad mood. But of course little Robin was completely oblivious to this.
"What's that?" he asked pointing at the cup.
"It's a cup." Artemis said sourly.
"What's in da cup?" he rephrased. She turned and glared at the little boy. He whimpered and hid his face with his hands.
"Its coffee." She growled.
"Is it good?" he asked scooting closer to Artemis and peaked into the cup.
"Yeah, you want a sip or something?" he nodded and grabbed the cup before Artemis had a chance to tell him she was kidding. He took a large sip a disgusted look crossed over his face. He swallowed and stated hacking.
"dat was horwidable!" Robin exclaimed grabbing for his cereal. He finished it in speedster time and sighed in relief that the taste was gone.
Now this is when Wally realized something. Batman never let Dick have sugar EVER. He had said that robin and sugar don't mix well when Wally had asked about it.
"Hey how much sugar is in those lucky charms?"
"I'm not sure the exact amount but probably a lot, why?" Wally looked back at the little five year old. Robin peaked over the top of the coach only his masked eyes visible. They could hear him as he hummed the mission impossible thyme song, his eyes shifting. He rolled off the coach and landed in a knelling position. He pointed his fingers at the gang as he said. "Bump bump bada dump dump dada bump bump dada badada budada bu bu bada bump bump."
"What is he humming?" asked the Atlantian.
"The mission impossible thyme song, duh." Artemis answered, obviously still peeved about her precious coffee being drank by another.
"Guys I think we have a problem." Wally announced.
"What is it Baywatch?" asked Artemis as she got up and sat at the counter.
"I think Robins on a sugar high." As if on cue high pitched cackle/giggle echoed around the now empty living room.
"Great didn't we already lose at hide-and-go-seek?" asked Roy as he stood up his fake jewelry jingled. He growled and pulled of the jewelry. He set it down on the counter and started to look for the missing bird. The team followed his example and looked around as well.
Giggles would sound about twice a minute and little footsteps could be heard. After ten minutes of searching Robin finally appeared. Wally was searching under the coach when another cackled sounded. He stood up and just as he was completely straight a small body crashed into his head.
"arrrrrrggggghhh!" Robin got off his head and looked at his face.
"d-did that hurt?" he asked.
"Yes, yes it did. You can't jump on people's heads like that." Robin stood on his tippy toes and picked up a pillow from on top of the couch. He carefully set it on Wally's head. "Uh thanks?" maybe he thinks it's like a band ad or something, thought the speedster. But nope Robin jumped on top of his head again. Resulting in another scream, this one muffled slightly by the pillow.
"Wha- why would you do that?"
"I put the pillow on your head so I wouldn't jwump on it wawly." The speedster of course had to thank him despite the pain.
"T-thank you rob, it, it really helped." He sat up and rubbed the back of his head. He looked down at Robin who was practically vibrating.
"Hey are you okay?"
"yeahi''mexited?heywereiseveryone?I'MBORED!-" Wally slapped his hand over Robins mouth and Robin continued to babble for a few moments before going silent.
"Calm down okay? Just breathe." He paused before continuing. "I'm going to take away my hand and you don't start babbling alright?" Robin nodded and Wally removed his hand.
Batman 02
"BATMAN!" Robin screamed as he ran over to the zeta beam.
Batman watched as his little robin waddled towards him happily "BATMAN! Howareyou?goodihopei'mgreat!" Wally ran up from behind robin and looked up at the dark knight.
"Hey bats. Robins kinda got a sugar high going." Batman raised an eyebrow from behind his cowl.
"You gave him sugar?"
"Lucky charms and coffee."
"Why I the world would you give a child coffee?"
"Uh- hey It wasn't me it was arty!" the team had gathered by now and were watching to see how things would turn out.
"Hey I didn't give it to him! He took it!" Artemis defended herself. Robin was playing with batman's cap. Pulling it over his head and mimicking batman's scowl, which looked kinda silly on the 5 year olds face. But it looked more like a pout than a scowl.
"I came here to inform you that I can't find a cure so he may be stuck like this for a while." He gestured to the little boy. "So you'll need to get him some proper clothing okay?" he held up a credit card and the team plus Roy nodded their heads.
"Yes sir!" Wally reached for the credit card and batman handed it to Kaldur. "Don't let Wally touch it okay?"
"Of course batman." Bruce bent down so he was eye-to-eye with robin. "How are you Robin?"His voice was far sweeter than any of the team thought even possible.
"Good." He said with a small smile. Robin yawn and stretched out his arms, the sugar rush's energy gone, leaving him pooped. Batman picked up the little bird and laid him on the coach. Batman draped a small blanket over the child, returning to his normal emotionless self he turned and looked at the team, and Roy.
"When he wakes up, take him to the store and get him the essentials." Without waiting for them to agree he swept over to the zeta beam and was gone.
"Sooo anyone want to watch a movie?"
W/n and done! I really hate this chapter it's not very fluffy and doesn't explain anything. -_-
Oh shot I'm still doing learning upgrade, WORST IDEA EVER! I'm tired. I have a cold, and I strained my vocal cords.
P.S. next chapter they do some shopping maybe see a movie any ideas? Tell me your ideas! Next chapter will most definitely be better!