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"If there is a key, there must be door." Fili says in awe. Gandalf points to the map with his pipe. I stand on my toes to get a look before going back to normal.

"These runes speak of a hidden passage to the lower halls." Gandalf continues to speak.

"There's another way in!" Kili exclaims. I smile at the young dwarfs enthusiasm.

"Well, if we can find it, but dwarf doors are invisible when closed. The answer lies hidden somewhere in this map and I do not have the skill to find it. But there are others in Middle-earth who can. The task I have in mind will require a great deal of stealth, and no small amount of courage. But, if we are careful and clever, I believe that it can be done." Gandalf states.

"That's why we need a burglar." Ori pipes up.

"Hm, a good one too. An expert, I'd imagine." Bilbo replies. I roll my eyes. How does he not know he is the burglar? Gandalf practically or did he already tell him? God, Bilbo, come on!

"And are you?" Gloin directs at the hobbit, who looks up confused.

"Am I what?" He questions.

"He said he's an expert! Hey hey!" Ori cheers. Laughs from some.

"M-me? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not a burglar; I've never stolen a thing in my life." Bilbo stammers out.

"I'm afraid I have to agree with Mr. Baggins. He's hardly burglar material." Balin agrees with Bilbo, who nods in agreement with Balin. Okay…

"Aye, the wild is no place for gentlefolk who can neither fight nor fend for themselves." Dwalin adds and Bilbo continues to nod in agreement. Damn guy will break his neck clean off at this rate.

"Enough! If I say Bilbo Baggins is a burglar, then a burglar he is!" Gandalf says in a powerful voice. He gets everyone to silence anything they were going to say. He goes back to normal.

"Hobbits are remarkably light on their feet. In fact, they can pass unseen by most if they choose. And while the dragon is accustomed to the smell of dwarf, the scent of hobbit is all but unknown to him, which gives us a distinct advantage. You asked me to find the fourteenth member of this company, and I have chosen Mr. Baggins. There's a lot more to him than appearances suggest, and he's got a great deal more to offer than any of you know, including himself. You must trust me on this." Gandalf states.

"Very well. We will do it your way." Thorin agrees to Bilbo joining.

"Fantastic. Now about Miss Luna." Gandalf veers off the script I know. All eyes go to me while mine go to Gandalf.

"The woman? What about her?" Thorin asks in a tone that sounds like a warning.

"She will be joining us as well." Thorin slams his hands on the table in response to Gandalf's words.

"Absolutely not. I asked you for a fourteenth member. Not fourteen and fifteen. And definitely not a woman." He says woman with a tone that I don't like.

"Fucking sexist pig." I thought I said it low enough to not be heard but boy was I wrong.

"What did you say about him?" I hear Dwalin huff out as he goes to grab his weapon. My eyes whip to Dwalin and then to Thorin. Thorin looks absolutely steaming.

"Well it seems you all heard then." I say, hiding my fear.

"Take it back, lass." Dwalin says in a threatening tone.

"No." I tell Dwalin.

"Take it back!" He yells.

"Or what?" I challenge. He sets his weapon on the table as if to show me what he is working with.

"Oh, go choke on a dick." I reply harshly. Everyone's face is in shock. And then Fili and Kili burst into laughter. Dwalin must be seeing red because he climbs over the table, without his weapon, and charges me. Oh fuck!

"Ah!" I cry as he is nearly on me. I do the only thing I can think of, and dear god it is bad. Without a thought I lift my top and show my boobs held by the tight bra I arrived in. He chokes and stops immediately. I put my top down slowly. He is red in the face but this time because of embarrassment. He turned so quickly and went back to his seat.

A whistle goes through the group.

"She got Dwalin to stop…"

"Is she a wizard too?"

"She can come!" Fili and Kili say at the same time. Thorin thumps them on the back of their heads.

"She is a distraction. Not to mention seems to be a lady of the night." He jabs at me. I whirl my head to look at him.

"'A lady of the night?'" I quote him.

"You want lady of the night? I will give you lady of the night." I say as I pull off my shirt and start to pull down my pants but Gandalf stops me with a cough and hand on my shoulder.

"We are getting side tracked. Put your shirt on." Gandalf requests. With a last look at Thorin, who looks like he could faint, I grab my top from the floor and put it back on.

"Miss Luna here is a seer. She has already had a prediction about the journey." Gandalf prompts me to give everyone a message. I look from him to the company. They are all looking at me differently now. Thorin seems the least impressed. I point to said dwarf.

"Because of him I am not telling you guys anything." I say matter-of-factly.

All eyes go to Thorin who looks pissed now.

"Tell us what you saw, sorceress." He commands.

"Apologize." I tell him. I cross my arms like him. He looks like he might burst a blood vessel in his forehead at this point.

"This is our journey. Give us the information!" He demands.

"It was my vision. I can keep it to myself if I wish." I say with an easygoing smile. I hear the dwarves murmuring to Thorin.

He exclaims loudly and the room goes silent.

"I… apologize for what I said." He grinds out. I smile.

"Apology accepted. Okay, so what I saw is a cave. Smelly, dirty and full of treasure. Thorin, Gandalf and Bilbo get something of value while a few of you bury some treasure for later. It will happen within the next few weeks I believe." I tell them about the troll cave but not the trolls. All the dwarves get excited and start talking amongst themselves. I look to Gandalf and smile at him. He smiles down at me as well.

"Can you see things on command or does it just happen?" Balin asks me.

"On command." I say.

"Can you see the end of the journey?" I don't see who asks.

"No more questions for our seer. Let her rest her mind. It can be taxing on her to look that far ahead." Gandalf lies his ass off. The dwarves all accept it though.

"Balin, make a contract for the seer and give Bilbo his." Thorin says unhappily.

"Can you fight?" Thorin directs at me.

"I took on your best warrior and had him run away from me. I think I can do enough." I tease Dwalin who fumes.

"You cheated!" Dwalin raises his voice and laughter goes through the dwarves.

"All's fair in love and war." I say to Dwalin who seems to actually ponder that before nodding. Balin is busy going through the contract with Bilbo while all this is going on.

"Seriously." Thorin says.

"I have used a bow before but it has been near a decade. Perhaps some lessons from your finest archer while we travel." I suggest and Kili jumps up.

"I will do it!" He shouts with a huge smile.

"Sit. Down." Thorin tells his nephew, starting to get thoroughly pissed. Kili sits but winks at me. I wink back and chuckle.

"That is acceptable." Thorin says before going to talk with Gandalf. I go to talk with the dwarves.