Clara's Tardis

Somewhere in time and space

(Kowalski's POV)

We were sitting around in the diner section of the Tardis. Out the "front" doors we got a spectacular view of the Vortex in all it's timey-wimey glory. I prefer the look of the time-space contiunumm to the vortex if I do say so myself. (I was in the contiumum at least three times thanks to the chronotron. Just ask my two future selves…Wait aren't I the second future me? Because my original self became the first future Kowalski and the first future Kowalski became me and I became the original Kowalski. TIME TRAVEL! YOU ARE SO CONFUSING!). Skipper, Private, Rico, and Bill were sitting in one of the booths while The Tenth, War, Eleventh, and Twelfth Doctors sat at the counter. The First Doctor was staring out the "front" doors out into the time vortex.

Clara stepped out of the doors leading to the console room. "Alright," Clara said, "location set. We'll be in New York shortly." "So…how did she get a Tardis?" The Eleventh Doctor asked. "Gallifrey," The Twelfth Doctor said. "Gallifrey?" The Eleventh asked. "Spoilers," The Twelfth replied. "Well for starters I died," Clara said. "How," The eleventh asked. "Chronoshade," Clara said. Clara glanced at the twelfth doctor, "Then he pulled me out of the timeline one second before my death…I am living between on second and the next…" The Tenth doctor looked at the twelfth, "why do you look like you hearing this for the first time?" "Neurolock," Clara said, "He tried to erase my memories…because of the hybrid. "The Hybrid?" The War Doctor said, "that's a hybrid of a dalek and a timelord…" "No," Lady Me said, "The Hybrid is not one person…but two…two friends who will tear the universe apart for each other." "The Doctor and his Impossible girl," The Eleventh said. "I reversed the polarity…" Clara replied, "and erased the doctor's memories of me instead." "The Neurolock will probably erase this meeting from my memories," The Twelfth Doctor said. "So now I'm returning to Gallifrey," Clara said, "The Long way round."

"The Cyber-daleks probably have control of new york by now," Skipper said, "we may in go in…guns blazing." "I would suggest a more illogical approach," I said, "Namely rico." "Oh yeah," Rico said. "Rico get ready to go destructo machine," Skipper said. "Ka-blamo!" Rico said. "Also try to turn off your consioius and sense of deceny," I said. "When we get out of the Tardis," Skipper said noticing the worried expression on the first doctor's face. The Tardis suddenly landed and New York city Materialized outside the diner. "Geronimo!" The Eleventh Doctor shouted. "Allonz-y!" The Tenth Doctor shouted. "Again with the catchphases," The War Doctor muttered. The Twelfth doctor was already out the doors, "Hey pudding brains…are you just going to stand there?"

We all followed the twelfth Doctor outside and found ourselves in a city in peril. There was a loud explosion and I turned around to see the Statue of liberty fall into the harbor. "No!" Skipper shouted, "CURSE YOUR CYBERDALEKS!" "The Aliens always go for the landmarks first," I said with disgust. "Delete! Delete! Delete!" a strike force of cyber-daleks shouted as they chased terrified citizens. "This is chuck charles…and I am running for my humanity!" "they destroyed our news van! Nobody is seeing this!" His camera man shouted. "Sorry but I find that I am now unable to speak in a normal voice," Chuck replied.

"Cyberdaleks over here!" Skipper shouted as rico went full on destructo machine. "Rico! Cybergun!" I shouted as rico proceeded to chainsaw his way thru the cyber-daleks. Rico hacked up the Cybergernades and the Cybergun both of which I caught. I strapped on the grenade belt and hosted up the cybergun. "Hostile Elements will be deleted…DELETE DELETE DELETE!" Suddenly we found ourselves surrounded by cyberdaleks. "Kowalski now!" Skipper shouted. I lobbed a grenade at the nearest battlation of cyberdaleks. The grenade exploded sending cyberdaleks flying. "Resistance is futile! You will be deleted!" I fired off the Cybergun at the nearest Cyberdalek leader destroying it and several of it's comrades. A Cyberdalek snuck up behind me, "Maximium Delet…" Rico cut the cyberdalek in half with his chainsaw laughing like a madman. I fired off the cybergun again but it only disabled them. "Upgrade in Progress," the cyberdalek replied. I noticed that the cybergun had already installed a new update and fired again only for nothing to happen. "The Cyberdaleks are now immune to anti-cybermen technology."

"blast!" I shouted throwing my useless cybergun aside. Rico tried to chainsaw through a cyberdalek only to hit a forcefield and explode. The explosion sent rico flying across battery park, "Bad ka-boom!" he shouted. The War Doctor fired off his timelord gun only to find that also had no effect. "You will all be deleted! And your Timeships will be claimed for cyber-kind. Delete! Delete! Delete!" We were quickly surrounded by Cyber-daleks all of them shouting delete. Suddenly all the Cyberdaleks exploded before they could delete us. "What?" Skipper said. "Look!" Rico said pointing behind me. I turned around and saw Dr. Blowhole holding a smoking gun with a smug grin on his face. "Surprised Pen-gu-wins?" Blowhole asked. We all stared at him with our mouths wide open. "You saved their lives!?" Parker asked a angry and confused look on his face. "Parker," Blowhole said, "What good is doing anything evil if your arch-enemies get destroyed by something that is not you?" "Solid logic," I said receiving a glare from Skipper. "Don't humour our mad dolphin nemesis!" Skipper said. "Are you just going to stand there?" Blowhole said, "or are we going stop the cyber-daleks?"

(end of chapter three)