Ode to Potter
Warning: may contains nuts.
Mummy's dead and Daddy too,
The python escaped from London zoo.
Gringotts bank is full of gold,
Professor Binns is mighty old.
McGonagall's turning into a cat,
Hooch is flying this way and that.
Hermione's in the library, reading some books,
Snape's long nose is shaped like a hook.
I'm getting into some gruesome fights,
Discipline's sinking to lowly heights.
Malfoy's daddy don't know what to do,
The sissy cries when I shout boo!
Peeve's pranks are a good laugh,
Sirius was given time and a half.
Voldemort's killing all of my friends,
But that's alright 'cos it's all pretend.
The Order's trying to win the war,
But I don't even know what we're fighting for.
Voldemort is crazy and wants to kill,
If we don't fight him then who will?
I'm travelling around the countryside,
The sexual tension is implied.
Gotta find them all to win the fight,
Hermione's become much less uptight.